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Sydney: "I'm not leaving this country until I learn to curse in Xhosa, Chiktr, Alar, Makhuwa, Changana, Nyanja, Ndau, Sena, Chwabo, and Tswa." (She already knows how to curse in Portuguese.)

Mozambique's "non-surrender" was largely due not just to a grievously outmatched military, but a line of two story tall demons marching in flaming columns.

>cough<

I'm not an expert in local Mozambique superstitions, but it's safe to say that the largest and scariest demons were placed in high visibility positions to freak the defending team the fuck out. A lot of fire blasts, the odd piece of livestock consumed whole when they knew they were being watched. Those sorts of shenanigans. The occasional Alari flyover and Super powers were icing on the cake at that point.

And yes, that much weight should bend the bar slightly... if he was gripping it near the center, like close grip bench or something, but he's got his hands near the outer knurling grips, like a wide bench, meaning he's holding the bar about 6" from the weights. Therefore, I was correct to use the straight line tool to draw the outline of the bar. :)

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Can I have a little tangent here? Totally unrelated to the comic or anything, but I recently invested in a new keyboard. I've been playing God of War on the PC (that game desperately needs a Teal'c and Rya'c skin mod) and discovered that the old keyboard was having ghosting problems with the game. Walking back and to the side while holding CTRL and R to recall the Leviathan Axe tends to overwhelm the circuit board of most keyboards. Yes, I know you don't have to hold CTRL to recall the axe, but you have to hold it to throw it, and it's one less thing to think about if I can just keep it down while I'm ping-ponging the axe off of draugr and whatever.

Anyway, the keyboard I got is a nice gaming one with backlighting and Cherry Brown keycaps... The thing is, I had been using a Microsoft Sidewinder 6X keyboard (largely because you can snap the tenkey off of one side and either leave it off or attach it to the left side of the keyboard where it can function like a tenkey or be assigned macros. I like taking it off so I have more maneuvering room for my mouse. It's just how I do.) The problem is, the 6x basically uses laptop keys. Not really, but they're shallow. I've been using that keyboard for like... ten years? I wrote both T:E novels on it. It's safe to say my muscle memory has become quite accustomed to it. Your average mechanical gaming keyboard... the keycaps are smaller with bigger gaps between the keys and you have to depress the keys about 3 times as far to get them to register. Okay, maybe not, but it feels like it. The distance between the top of the keys and the face of the keyboard (like by the arrow keys) feels like stepping off a curb I didn't realize was there. I've had this new keyboard for a week now and it's really nice, but man, it feels like I'm drunk every time I try and type on it. I could just leave both connected and swap them out I guess. I dunno. I bought the new one specifically to deal with one shortcoming of the old keyboard, and I've basically beaten GoW except for Sigrun. Fucking game should be about her. She could beat all the gods and monsters in the game simultaneously. Anyway I'll give the new keyboard a few more weeks.

(Weirdly, the Sidewinder 4X is anti-ghosting, but doesn't have the detachable tenkey, otherwise I probably would have gotten one of those.)

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Michael Obert

Bureaucracy and being technically correct FTW.

Anonymous

I have always been comfortable with a Das Keyboard. I love the role of Deus. Even with the inevitability of archon vs deus you get the feeling it will be on his terms. He may even beat maxima and feel secure enough to let her escape. Through layers of sexy death traps of course

Jabber

"You're going to gradually take over the world and not change any borders?" I know where to recruit rebels against Deus, they even have their own air force. Just a sec, here's a quote from their manifesto: "We will carry out the new creation of destruction through the power of righteousness. Territories... peoples... authorities... all will be liberated. This is the new state "A World With No Boundaries" will create. Neither nations nor nationalities have meaning. We will erase these unnecessary borders."

Anonymous

Maxima could use her powers to ogle Deus at super speed and no one would know.

Magraal

I'm in the same boat, keyboard-wise. I've been using a "Microsoft Digital Media Pro Keyboard" since it came out in 2007 (the keys are all pretty much blank now). It still works *really* well, quite surprisingly, but I'm dreading the day it doesn't. I have a second computer I use for browsing and the like that I just can't get used to the keyboard attached to it.

Damaged

As both a writer and programmer, I highly recommend the Corsair K57. It is a wireless (bluetooth or proprietary) fully programmable (with bonus column of keys) membrane keyboard. The bluetooth means that if you have to travel, you take the keyboard and your phone and you can still write at full speed. The only downside that I find is the Corsair software is Windows/Mac only, so if you want to use it on Linux, you're SoL. I have put about 600k words through my first one and the keys are still holding up. My last keyboard (G19 Logitech) lasted me about 9m words all told, though I had to change the membrane on it a few times.

Anonymous

Mechanical switcher are all different in their actuation point and the travel distance. See here: https://prosettings.net/library/keyboard-switches/ https://twitter.com/dygmalab/status/993946691068809216 It sounds like you need something with a click, yet with high actuation point and small travel distance. That would be Kailh LP White. AND you want your keyboard to be without a numpad. that would be ... I can't google any :) But you get the idea, right? And then you you probably just need a separate wireless numpad — there's plenty available.

Lilbobchicago

Any news on this month's nsfw reward?

martin leske

but seriously... who wouldnt get exited if a well groomed excel table gets updated?

Anonymous

Is this going to end in world war if he is allowed to take over Africa while the rest sit back and worry about it ?

John Fiala

Deus is going to save the world! For himself, but everyone else is allowed to continue living there as long as we do what we're told and don't kick up a fuss. :)

Opus the Poet

I don't like that behind-the-head lift, I've been told it can cause shoulder injuries. As bad as my shoulders are I don't need any more.

Anonymous

The weights being realistic aren’t really an issue. The people who even realize there’s an issue will mostly just assume they’re made of adamanvibranimythril or that there’s a structural support field in there being powered by Kirby Dots. He certainly has access to things like that.

Anonymous

I assume she already is - that's why the eyes seem offset in panel 2. It wasn't a drawing error, it was an easter egg. :)

Some Ed

To be quite honest, I'm perfectly OK with that behind-the-head lift. Sure, I have enough problems with my shoulders, but I don't particularly care if Deus gets some, too.

Some Ed

To be fair, I think Deus would probably effectively relax the borders, since he's in charge of both militaries. He's just making sure the map maker's guild hates him.

SantaTheHutt

I feel your keyboard pain. I went through a handful of mechanical keyboards before I found the Logitech G915. Logitech uses its own brand switches: their equivalent to MX Browns has a bit shorter actuation and travel distance. The G915 also has low profile key caps. Typing on it is a joy. There is also the G815, which is an identical keyboard, except it doesn't have wireless capabilities, and is a bit less expensive. Both models come in full-size and TKL variants.

Hurley

Dave, I know you just bought a keyboard, but you might look at something like the Keychron K1 SE low profile tenkeyless. It uses low-profile mechanical switches and keycaps, so it's feel and throw may well be closer to what you're used to. They also start at only about $75.00, so the price is not bad at all. Pair it with a separate tenkey pad, and you have something pretty close to your old keyboard with modern response times and n-key rollover. If you spring the few dollars more for the hot-swappable option, you can even replace switches if they give you trouble or you decide you just don't like them. Personally, I love the long throw and deep key caps of a more traditional mechanical keyboard but one of the nice things about the mechkey community is that you can pretty much find exactly what you want no matter what it might be.

Eric Loken

What he described there isn't at all unusual. The Brits basically did the same thing in India, they replaced the top spot, and left everyone in place underneath them - although they did admit to running the show. This has the makings of a fine hotbed for insurgency and then brutal acts of oppression by Deus and his thugs to keep the insurgency under control. Because let us be very clear, this is a white guy taking over African nations, and that just isn't going to sit well with Africans - I've worked with some, trust me on this. Not to mention that this also smells heavily of Rhodesia - and that isn't going to sit well with ANYBODY. And even if he did somehow magically fix all the problems the country has - and OH MY FUCKING GOD does that stink of Mighty Whitey coming to "rescue those poor stupid coloured people from their own incompetence" (roll eyes) - people still wouldn't give a shit. Its a WHITE MAN ruling African countries, this is a Very Big Deal (tm). Plus, I really don't understand how he is turning dirt poor countries into thriving modern countries in just a few years, and dealing with all the various problems that exist in said country - tribal conflicts, gender inequality, extreme social inequality, religious conflicts... These problems do not go away just because someone comes up and says that they can't do it any more. Not to mention that it would cost ENORMOUS amounts of money with minimal return for decades, such that even someone like Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos would be broke in no time. This is a comic with a gold skinned woman who can fly simply by wanting to (no form of propulsion or source of thrust), who can move objects that weigh multiple orders of magnitude more than she does, who can produce energy blasts that would probably exceed the energy output of much of the US, but I can accept that, it is believable in the context of the Grrlverse. But what Deus is supposedly doing? That isn't believable in any universe. Oh he could take over these countries by military force or assassination, but he couldn't magically fix their problems. There are no simple or quick fixes to the problems that exist in Africa (or anywhere else for that matter( and I don't care how wealthy or smart this guy supposedly is. Realistically, in the end he'd just be another blood soaked dictator hated by the people he rules and the place would be an even worse mess than when he started.

Anonymous

Corruption. Getting rid of corruption alone and clawing back the billions of dollars stolen from these nations would help in a truly life altering way. Many of these countries have very valuable natural resources that generate massive profits for the kleptocrats who steal them and the foreign countries and companies that exploit them. Investing that money in health care and education raises your standards of living and in one generation you got from a failed state to a burgeoning economy. The U.S. spent a hundreds of billions of dollars in direct aid to Afghanistan and the people saw almost none of it. The simple fix is and always has been removing corruption. You don't have to oppress millions, you just have to murder maybe a hundred and exile or jail the rest. The fixes pay for themselves if you can find enough honest bureaucrats to help you run it.

KF5TQN

I understand your new keyboard is not exactly living up to your expectations. I got a Nuphy 75 (75% layout) for a travel keyboard &amp; wound up enjoying it so much I swapped it out for the one on my desk. It leaves soo much more room for my 30-key num/hex/ip/math keypad.

Anti-No

So... global strategies. The other leaders who "like administration" will probably be annoyed at another budding power. Problem is, they can actually go 'this is a foothold situation twice over', and be right.