2008 Mac Pro is down (Patreon)

After not waking from sleep a few times, my main workhorse for 16 years, the Mac Pro 2008 will chime but not boot. I'll figure it out, but I realize that I need to get an emergency back-up in place. 

The closest I have is a 2006 Mac Pro. In the G5 video, I touch on the first round of Mac Pros with their Quad Core Xeons at 2.0, 2.66 and 3.0GHz, saying, "I never see 2Ghz! Did anyone actually buy one?", then I realize mine is a 2GHz. (wah,wah)

I looked online. Well, someone is selling 9 for $1100. I don't need 9 really.

I will keep you all updated on this situation.