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Ol' Boss always thought himself betta than us. Always talkin' 'ow he wuz more cunnin' and killy than we'd eva be. All 'dat mouffin' off didn't do him nuffin' when sum gobbo had enuf and stuck 'im good on 'is own pointa. Got 'im watchin' ova da clan still just'a prove we betta off without 'im! Sometimez we see who can chuck 'im farthest jus' fer kicks.

-Ragglerok, disgruntled Goblin tribesman.

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