Choppy, the Kitchen Companion (Patreon)

Wondrous item, rare

A mimic that has developed a symbiotic relationship with those in the culinary field, this creature can be used as a cutting board and happily consumes any and all non-magical food scraps fed to it. It is immune to all damage types and cannot be destroyed except through the use of the Disintegrate spell. It has an AC of 10 and 1 hit point. This board is considered a magical object and is not a creature. If it has not been fed in a week, the mimic starves to death and becomes a regular cutting board with no special properties.

From our home to yours, it's Choppy the Kitchen Companion, an indispensable partner to have at home or on the road! Choppy makes cooking fun and easy as both a cutting board and as a travelling garbage disposal! Never worry again about cleaning up carrot tops and chicken bones, Choppy has you covered! An item of this quality would NORMALLY set you back a whopping 5000 gold, but we're practically giving them away for the low LOW price of just 1 gold a month!* Act now and we'll throw in a second Choppy absolutely FREE!

*Mithral Inc. is not responsible for any damages sustained to your property or being as a result of this item or any associated products. By purchasing this item you waive all rights to contest your claims in court against Mithral Inc. now and forever. Warranty not included.