Dan Vs Script (Intro) (Patreon)

SPOILERS!

The Dan Vs project will be multi part. 

We'll begin it with a typical Dan Vs intro and see what kind of attention it gets on the channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp8tYLGVujI

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*Fade in to a view of Dan's apartment complex and car during the morning hours*

*Next, a view of Dan in his bed, muttering in his sleep*

Dan: Ferrets... ferrets everywhere... trying to steal my sandwich....

*Suddenly, everything starts shaking, giant foot steps are heard from outside the apartment*

Dan: It's the end times! Duck and cover, Mr. Mumbles!

*There is a loud metal crunch as the foot steps are heard walking away

Dan: MY CAR!

*Dan runs outside to find his car has been crushed flat.  

Dan: It's as flat as a pancake! Who's responsible for-

*Dan is cut off as he trips into a giant footprint

Dan: Hmm, giant sets of footprints. 

*Dan finds several clues, scattered conveniently around the crime scene

Dan: An industrial grade drum of perfume... a bazooka sized tube of lipstick... a not so compact cosmetic compact?!

*Dan's rage starts bubbling. He gets angrier, finally lifting his fists in the air

Dan: GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIANT WOOOOOOOOOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Title appears, Dan Vs the Giant Woman