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What's up y'all!

After a hectic few weeks on the road, we probably figure you guys want to know what the hell is going on...

On November 2, we embarked on our first ever 'Channel 5 Live' tour, a 50-date extravaganza that's occupied most of our time since November started. Simultaneously, we've been working remotely with Tim & Eric to put the finishing touches on upcoming A24 Film, 'This Place Rules,' which will debut December 30 on HBO Max. 

So far, Channel 5 Live has been incredibly sick. Particularly, the talent shows we've been hosting, featuring backflippers, freestylers, sword-swallowers, beer chuggers, furries, magicians and beyond. It's becoming clear that the Channel 5 Fandom includes some of the most talented people on earth. Getting to screen unreleased footage from our upcoming projects, like 'This Place Rules,' and our 'Finding Bill Joiner' documentary has given us the ability to connect with a lot of you in person and overall, it's been a really gratifying experience for us. If you have been able to make it out to one of our shows thus far, I hope you had fun too.

That being said, it's also been super chaotic, so we haven't had much time to sit down and edit videos, however we have an abundance of unedited footage in the vault, from events like the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, to the Calgary Stampede in Alberta, to 'Hemingway Days' -- an Ernest Hemingway lookalike competition in Key West that we attended with our friend Brace Belden. 

We've also got some cool BTS footage from our live shows that we think you guys would like (coming soon). 

I hope you all know how much we appreciate you guys and want you to know that we're planning on editing a bunch of this stuff and giving you the footage ASAP, as we've got several days off in between our Fort Lauderdale and Oklahoma City shows which we're going to dedicate to editing.

So without further ado, here's something the first of the batch: Folsom Street Fair: an open-air BDSM festival on the streets of San Francisco that takes place every October on Folsom Street. 

We've showed a couple snippets of this at our live shows with Sidam, but we want to give Patrons access to the whole thing. 

Hope you enjoy,

Andrew Nic and Evan. 


Comments

Rowdy

No one gives a shit, i support that man no matter what he does.

phreq

ok bro maybe dont say things like that over a person you not even know xd

Jonathan Muna

Do u just hit the twins when you’re in the bay and they always pull-up?? Most would say that’s a true friendship

DixonCyder (edited)

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2023-12-22 14:50:17 cull the heard. every one of these fags is a predator.
2023-12-02 06:01:24

Brandon Ijames

Nah I think being repelled from this behavior is perfectly normal. I think your desensitized if you can watch some of this easily.

Jeff Peters

You’re a fucking loser. They all seem pretty happy presenting their kinks to the world, and with their fellow enjoyers. Most pedophiles are closeted and hide what they think is shameful from the world. It’s half the reason they pray on children in the first place, because they think they’ll get away with it, through fear and shame. Those types of people are monsters, these people are the ones who have come to terms with their lifestyle and embrace it, and they all seem to do it in a pretty consensual way. After getting this far, and finding this many other life minded people, I bet you’d find fewer pedophiles in this crowd, than you would in a packed Sunday mass! Don’t hate someone unless you know them. Blanket statements of racism and discrimination don’t do anyone any good. You’ll never actually get to the root of an issue that way. You’ll never find the terrible minority within the group that’s committing the disgraceful acts. All your doing when you attack an entire community of people is potentially allowing the evil ones to have people rally around them for the cause. That will never get them singled out.

DixonCyder

Shut up you fuckin faggot lmao All gays are pedophiles. You probably are too.

GlenHollow

I wonder if the piss people get a lil sexual thrill whenever they accidentally swallow water when they’re swimming

Jookles Dub

Haha you are blatantly displaying your ugliness and bigotry to the world! Surely you will live a fulfilling and satisfying existence. Good luck to those who have to deal with you!

Jookles Dub

Also, it's a herd! You don't cull the past tense of "hear" you fucking idiot!

Stephanie

its just rage bait fr. this guy is trolling. Don't waste your energy (you're 100% right btw0

Ram-Roc

The whole adding baby in the abdl makes me feel icky. adult diapers do exist and that is what dude was wearing

Judson Wells

"Plains Ambience" Going in the background is an easter egg I wasnt expecting

Kiel Petty

Sick dude. Hyped to see you in Dallas soon!

Be Boop

I started and stopped barely a minute in. I’m not ready for this yet. I will be but not now. Not at this very moment. I will watch the Will video again and then I’m good to dive into the piss pool.

j dub beats

i picked a bad time to eat ngl

Zane Y

I definitely would have gone to your Denver show if it wasn't on thanksgiving day. Kinda bad timing for me but I'll bet it was awesome.

Kinzie Behrendt

I had fun at the show!! Excited ab new Patreon video ❤️❤️

Christian Acton

Congratulations 🎊 you guys deserve every bit of success coming your way. Your journalistic integrity is beyond inspiring. Happy holidays to you and your team ❤️

MistaMist

Lmao when that song came on, I knew they’d show up.

Michael Head

patreon: Ok I guess you guys can show some nudity for educational purposes channel 5: hold my beer

Jonathan Lewis

Rarely have I laughed out loud like I did when the camera cut to one of the twins watching people get pissed on

Christian Horch

I mean, it's great to hear you're doing all these shows etc, but not getting any content here in the meantime kinda sucks.

Sethster

what a BANGER. I absolutely love what you guys bring😂there’s nothing like what y’all do. Also Sidam is the goat, love seeing him pop up in the videos. Keep it up andrew this was was wild

Michael Atakpa

OMG, I was there and I didn't see you, I fail at life

Piper N Mettenburg

We’re getting to the point where everyone has a theme song and I’m here for it

qryptid

Sad I didn't see you there! Excited for the rest

Oden

not that dude jerking his dick in public doing an interview

Rectangle The Mime

Cle show was amazing, hope you guys are getting some rest.

guthrie zuehlke

R Kelly still setting trends…

JessR

I used to live a few blocks over from Folsom and my roommate was a germaphobe. This was always a really special time of year for us. Thanks for taking me back there boys.

ultra

2 months off -- We get piss pools

joseph

this really pissed me on

hausb shnot

what the hell is going on there 😮

Mr. Beef

part 2??

Alex

Skyrim music always an excellent choice!

Bennett Loni

i cant wait for part 2 this is such a weirdly eye opening festival

Richie Blaze

I love that Sidam has a mask for every occasion.

Crustacio

This was not the vibe I was expecting at all

Zane Wright

we got Hoss Twin baited

Julian Heierle

I thaught Will Blunderfield was gonna be a Lot to censor for YT- but this? Lol

John Peirce Dellanno

Much love Andrew. Thank you for the update 🫶 was getting tired of no content heh

Taro Prentice

Keep more coming, this is golden (no pun inteded)

Edward McClung

yeah but in that note it's clearly outlined that they have a lot of footage to cut

Peter Bedford

Wow I'm jealous. Not because I'm into that stuff, but being there looked fun. Crazy and cool vibes!

Rick Simpson

Amazing seeing the twins look uncomfortable

Mild Bill

Fair attendees seem like very loving and genuinely kind people

Patrick McKain

I know I didn't wait weeks for a C5 video just to get this BS.

Mild Bill

TW: people low key have anal sex while standing in the middle of the street, later in the vid. Highlight of my evening, so far.

Eric Burbeck

Hoff twins showed up? Amazing. Need to see how those interactions went!

Michael Baldwin

Channel 5 done did it again. Got me hyped to see the Twins.

Chase Cannon

Well it definitely is a video for sure

Kristian Michael Smits

Thank you for answering us - unedited footy is all we need to tide us over!!

Skyler

so fucking cool u guys r working w Tim & Eric for ur movie. Maybe us patrons could get a hint of what it's about?? Just the log line?!

Ryan Manning

Great vid so far . Wild

Grimace

I lost it at Sidam in that mask & then even more so with the Hoff Twins showing up, this was great!

Mumble

Keep up the good work!

Thomas

Thanks for this

Tom Edmondson

We love you guys. Thanks for everything you do!

john R

Wish you guys nothing but the best. You’re amazing buddy stay you guys!

Michael Atakpa

Last Sunday of September of every year and it's free! This upcoming year is its 40th!

Donald

Of course the Hoff twins are there xD

Dev Dreyer

I bought tickets to channel 5 live in Phoenix tonight and I’m sitting here 28 mins past doors open time and shit’s empty and locked up, how do I get a refund bruh I’m lowkey furious

Simeon Ayton

This shit is WILD dude

Jordyn Baxter

We didn’t get an email why isn’t there anything posted anywhere? What venue???

Jordyn Baxter

Damn cancelled the Phoenix show and didn’t even make a post about it, cancellation email went to to spam :(

Zack H

GEEKED up at the Fresno show to this shout out to NIK

Zack H

NICK*

Dev Dreyer

I checked my email, I didn’t see shit 😭 but thank you anyway!

Jcnugent99@gmail.com

The piss pool is by far the craziest thing channel 5 has ever broadcasted

Matthew Borrelli

Just saw you come through Pittsburgh!! The show was an absolute blast, probably the best live show I’ve ever scene. Really cool to see more of this! The parts you showed were wild and hilarious!

Papa Stevie

Holy cow, you guys were at Hemingway Days?! I wish I had seen you guys, I would have loved to meet you. I'm Stephen Hemingway (long time Channel 5 fan), I was signing my book at the Pilar Rum distillery all week and I sat on the judging panel with the Papas at Sloppy Joe's for the contest finals. Can't wait to see the footage, hope you got some good shots of the running of the bulls!

Daniel Gallant

Turns out I have a limit and am not totally desensitized by the internet. I wish these guys well but damn I’m just not ready for piss pool interviews.

Michael Karger

Why'd you bail on Phoenix?

Michael Karger

Not going to lie. I'm a little peeved they just canceled without explanation.

Michael Karger

They didn't move the venue. They just straight up canceled without explanation. I only noticed at the last second. Not cool.

N. O.

Lmao man the shit y'all see sometimes. Shoutout to the bay for having the weird stuff. So stoked that the movie has a release date and a name now! Really excited to see that and the documentary. Thanks for staying real and letting us know what the hell is going on boys. Keep up the great work. Hail Satan!

Britt

That was a fever dream.

qrisq

low-key lost my sh*t when the Hoss Twins showed up at the end. pt2 let's getit!!!

Derek Adams

I was always told it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Jim Frykman

omg the fuckin twins

Rehan Riyaz

Spectacular, piss pools and hoff twins are just what the doctor ordered. Really enjoyed that. Welcome back

Nele Laos

Finally, welcome back!

Nicole Schwartz

Cut off right at the Hoff Twins!! Good (but 🤢) content! And I really admire you guys’ ability to just talk to anyone without judgement.

Liv

I had an awesome time at the show in Cleveland! I can’t wait to see part two of this and all the other goodies you’ve got in the making. Keep on killin it guys!

matt holland

the fucking cliffhanger

prolet1312

wtf did i just watch

Fabian H

Yeah I did not need to see all that. But thats ok, I can wait for the good stuff when you have it ready!

bulletproofblouse

I mean I don't want to kinkshame or nuthin' but [sucks air in through teeth] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE have a nice day y'all, I'ma be over here. Bit further. Bit further. Bit further. Yeah, over there.

Mutant JPEG

The twins came out of the Channel 5 Universe

Ben

Incredible, I come for the entertainment and I leave with a greater appreciation for human diversity and a feeling of kindness towards people. Go deeper!

MeowMeowMFer

FSF is waaay wilder than this. I sure hope you have a lot more footage.

MeowMeowMFer

Catalina Wine Mixer’s got nothing on Folsom.

DW

I'm thankful for: Channel 5, the Hoff Twins and that I saw this video first thing in the morning, on an empty stomach

Phlegm Leroni

pretty fucked. thank you

MortifiedVictim

When will there be previews/announcements for “Finding Bill Joiner” or “This Place Rules”? I can only find 2 articles referencing “This Place Rules” and nothing on “Finding Bill Joiner”

goooooooooob

*haz voice* is piss??????

business eric

i was enjoying myself and then i saw the hoff twins and my brain lit up like a firecracker. such a good idea i cannot wait for more

Logan Icehound

Absolutely incredible. Wildly worth the wait. Cheers to you dudes.

Barefoot Farmer

When the twins' theme song came on... fuckin laughed my ass off

Jordyn Baxter

Same here, real disappointed. Drove all the way to the venue before realizing :(

Michael P Andersen

Couple years ago at Folsom I saw a guy stub out a cigar on the head of another man's dick. I felt that pain from 20 feet away. Truly wild place.

Josh Sanderlin

Best watersports documentary I've ever seen!!!

Oscar Barraza

Super bummed you couldn’t make it to az yesterday. Hopefully we catch another tour

aaron

amazing

Bryan Maniotakis

So stoked for that Stampede video.

4zul4 iwnl

the twins are appearing like side quests and i love it. docu pt2 ??

Trym

This is insane!

Digital Arthas

not my thing, but more power to them. Anyways, enough internet for me today.

Torkild Dyvik Olsen

Alright, we're back on track! I'm becoming a patreon again.

Evan Burg

Seeing this at your Royal Oak stop was truly enlightening! Watching people in a piss pool getting showered amongst 1,500 people was a dream come true...

Jake K.

Wtf

Finkey

whats that song that played for sidam

Buz Lee

Denver backflippin' was an amazing time. Thanks for the update, keep it up!

Splinks

Andrew would you want to do a collab with RecklessBen? Because he would like to but doesn't know how to reach you. https://i.imgur.com/bMRfvYL.png

Alexander G

Holy shit I burst out laughing when I saw the ending. Channel 5 is amazing.

Nazar Soroka

dude this is like ymh live videos. no way this is getting on youtube 😂

James Bremner

Just got home and some made food. Sat down to watch new Channel 5 and nearly did a spit take.

Mitchell

Jeeeesus

Adrian Morgenthal

Noooo don't do the prodigy like this hahahaha

Dogknee

Twins for the win!

Blue Cheese

You guys rock, keep up the awesome work.

Tendaji X

I can feel my brain stretching and straining to accommodate this onslaught of TMI.

Tram0ntana

haha you guys...

Kophek90 .

Twins for the muthafuckin win

Jackson

"time's just pissing me by"

Grant Falardeau

Holy shit..... Grade A doc! Thank you!

Jakob K

We need a full video of the hoff twin reaction to everything lmaoo

Daeson Jakob

Holy fuck thats insane LMAOOO. Respect bro.

Lydia Love

HOFF TWINS

Sasha Skwasha

Damn not the best choice of mealtime viewing... Still managed to eat my food while digesting this new conent! Y'all got us thirsty for part 2 with that ending!

Kevin

I opened this in public and have never put my phone down faster what the fuck 😂

Tony Black

Some of this was SO hard to watch! Just the slow-mo of people getting pissed on was brutal to my psyche.

Anonymous

lol the twins

Jingus Prime

Thank you channel 5. Piss Pig is my new pronoun

Matt Grippi

This is one of the most fucked things I’ve seen in a while lol

Fire Flores

If y’all pass by El Paso Tx , I recommend Chico’s tacos.

André Borges

Fellas I gotta say this is some of the most fucked up shit

CHRIS CAMPBELL

Humanity is so strange. Awesome video.

Wren

Life is "pissing" him by, for sure.

Mathieu bhoule

Well that was worth the wait

Sam Davis

Good luck getting this one on YouTube 😂

Cameron Buie

Yoooooo you made it up to Calgary my hometown for the Stampede?? I wish I woulda known!

Zachary Cowden

Started this while eating lunch at work. Very quickly shut it off and finished my meal while staring at the wall.

FrivolousExamination

Yo this is wild. Thanks for shining the light where no other news channels will go. You are a true vanguard! Keep it up.

Skota

The live shows you guys apparently cancel last minute without giving a reason? Those live shows?

quentin maher

lol I used to live on the corner of folsom and 11th, this shit popped off the day I moved in. I'm carrying boxes up from the uhaul and dudes be jackin' and pissin lmao I was like "damn, SF like this every day?"

History of Westeros

I had such a great time at the Orlando show, can't wait to catch you in Atlanta too!

History of Westeros

I literally just have to think about the woods scene with Kaylee Johnson from Finding Bill Joiner to cry - really hit me hard.

Matt Lukasik

This one was hard to watch

Eli Todorov

I payed 5 dollars for this shit!

Julianne

I’m livid that I happened to walk through this festival on the same day yet MISSED CHANNEL 5 NEWS AND THE HOFF TWINS. I saw a man filling up cups with a CATHETER. I’ll never unsee that.

Michael

Holy shit ….there’s no fucking way dude how tf is this shit just going on in the city …..this is crazy

Michael

This is not it lmao this shit is comical crazy 😂😂😂 smh

Ditnoka

Dude drinking the piss had me gagging. The probation dude had me dying. I'm just here to see my PO, then I seen a bunch of dudes peeing on people, so that's cool.

Matt Robinson

2 months of patreon subscription for this

Brewforce

Reality really just be weirder than fiction now.

Chris Pie

Bro, i threw up I'm Glad I canceled my Membership I'll see you on YOutube or Maybe Rumbleee

Denholm Whale

hoff twins cameo really sealed the deal on this

Roomhead

Oh now I see why conservatives are always whining and crying about how San Francisco is…wow

Griff

Fantastic video

Falko

That's wild

Arkiiin

what the hell

Jake Wilty

THE TWINSSSS

Jake Wilty

im so glad the bill joyner doc is coming i have been waiting since kelly's first appearance lol

Mahhad Soherwardey (edited)

Comment edits

2023-11-24 08:03:38 Big up Sidam
2023-11-24 08:03:38 Big up Sidam
2022-11-30 01:29:09 Big up Sidam

Big up Sidam

Joseph Fratello

When that music came on....then I saw the dog....game over!!!

Lane Foxly

love the cameo

Mark from NYC

This is real freedom! USA! USA!

Zack M

astaghfrlah

Charlie Due

Twins for the muthafuckin winnn 😤

Marvin Evil Ogre

"His smile" legitimately wholesome and unexpected

Alfy Penny

The Hoff Twins to CUT is devastating 😭 ...or should I say, is a cock tease! Lmao

Captain Wizzfizz

ummmm just wow... keep grinding channel 5.... mad love from down under!!!

Jackson

Yo, what

Evan

Twins done did it again

Cayman

Cutting to the hoff twins at the end felt like the post-credits scene of a marvel movie lmao

Da_Hoser

Jesus fucking Christ lolol surprised nobody power washed the rug off that old timer hahaha Edit: just wanted to add you guys are easily a no brainer for the yearly sub. Keep it up gentleman!

Sean

It was super cool to see it on tour

Dunkjezus

Holy fucking shot 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

Conor Boran

I was not ready for this video

Ian Curry

I had my 27th bday party at Zeitgeist the night of the Folsom Street fair. For some reason, I brought I brought supplies to make sock puppets as a kind of theme. We had a little theater and were just drinking beers and doing some improvisational sock puppet theater when the leather crowd came in after the fair. Turned into a fun scene with leather daddies/mommies making sock puppets and doing little plays with them (which took a turn for the X rated). Super memorable - miss the freakiness of that city.

Plantbat

Bro, this is fucking wild, but it's just some people live.

cassie bees

idk about the rest of these fools but i was about to cancel my subscription to save some money and i see Folsom coverage? i can afford to stick around :P

Ray Reyes

Interview Ye

Sid Mullendore

get a ye interview!! at least a nick fuentes one.

stebe MacQueen

Fucking love yall so muhc. So excited to see you in ten days in bmore!!!!!

Antonio

the moment the twins appeared I felt a jolt of life hit me

Ethanthegiant w

Damn it, I was there, it should’ve been me , I wish I was interviewed

Zacatawa Jetamana

Hoff twin appearances are why I wake up in the morning

TudsonsToomer

Hoff twin appearance is what allows me to sleep at night

Chachillie

I don’t know if I can take it. Is something wrong w me?

Mark Schmeitz

Yes hof twins saved my life

eeeee

No talent show at the SLO live 🥺 still had a great time though

Jonas U

Not disgusting and perfectly normal individuals! Much love

Vinny vinson

“It’s probably them” 😂😂😂

Eric

Parts of that were difficult to watch, hahaha

W1S

very nice

Bingus

I NEED THE PART TWO PLEASEEE

Ryan

I need the calgary stampede video!!

Nate Shoemaker

the twins intro was tastefully hard

horace

thank you for update sirs i am looking fwd heavy to nyc 12/19 lemme find you there my guy i wanna cyph w you if possible. can gather nice group of herbiphilic doobs dabs and all sorts of slabs n slimes see you there sir. must firmly engage in skin to skin palm suction contact, snapping (the sound) of thumb and middle finger for crispy snap at the top and back of thumb into palm slide until we interlock fists and bounce htem around for a while adn start jookin before the beat drops and bars off. hope you feelin, freely and frequently these frequencies we've yet to weave into our narrative, (as individuals, communities, gov't, societies whether legit or not), [though some folks have less or lack acces to tools to render a new embodied realty . ree and we can cyph. would be sick am sure mad heads will have bars on deck. my bars subpar to my flow but i got it locked on beatbox bahavior n love the low pressure fun and free cyph out doors, corner campfire cyph, fi and i need u to spit smth so callaghard we gon call you andrewye 3K ch5 only patreon i provie will be shroomin at hte show see there hear you there feel you there catch you sir

Anton Meistriè

hahaha damn the twins at the end had everything on lock that came before in the vid

Anton Meistriè

also if you gonna show your crew about channel 5 i sincerely ask you to not start with this video hahah

Ethan Rork

The twins are like a channel 5 mythical creatures.

Marvin

i think the consent was pretty low when the girl crossed her legs in the piss pool

Drew Kuper

Bro when smack my bitch up started playing 💀 💀💀

Aaron M (edited)

Comment edits

2023-11-24 08:03:38 the cut to the twins gave me whiplash lmao
2023-11-24 08:03:38 the cut to the twins gave me whiplash lmao
2022-12-11 03:28:19 the cut to the twins gave me whiplash lmao

the cut to the twins gave me whiplash lmao

Wil

i gasped and screamed when In My Mode came on and then the hoff twins were fucking watching the piss pool lmfao

Justwoz

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH I NEED PART 2 LMAO

Oakoka

I’ve been there. I got into some wild shit went I went but not anything half as crazy as anything in this video lmfao.

lolwuthappend

Sidam is a national treasure

Sholto

I am not built for this shit.

Jeremy Williams

Wow I lived in the Bay Area for several years, went to a sideshow or two, but never knew this shit existed. Humanity is fascinating. Crazy that this is something these people can do out in public in the city. More power to em I suppose. I was laughing my ass off, while my Dad was disvusted. Now I understand why squirrelly ass conservatives shake in their boots when Cali is mentioned now lmao.

Brookelle Kapp

That woman might be into piss and degradation but she is definitely not feeling that creepy ass dude all over her

Matt

Lol nah you’re fucked. There are obviously some predators in this video. Like the guy who liked to whack off in public in front of everyone. He probably does that often.

Harrison

it's crazy how they think this stuff is all over all the time though. also being a bay area native, i've got a different definition of sideshow lmao

Michael Kuperman

Somehow i found the two dudes fucking more shocking than people getting pissed on in a kiddie pool

Drunk Tiberius

Lol of course the Hoff Twins gotta slide thru

Carly Caye

where the fuck is part two oh mah god

Holly Birkett

HOFF TWINS DUN DID IT AGAAAIN!

Kenneth Pierce

Fucking beautiful man. I’m in tears.

David Taylor

woof the thumbnail is the pisspool, huh?

Kyle

I worked in the city for many years. I was just a young innocent kid first starting out, and we were working above the jewelry exchange at 888 Brannan. The old timers asked if I wanted to go to the folsom street fair, I had no idea and I will never fucking forget it.

Jamie Garden

well that was intense haha

Jake shirley

The guy walking thru just to see his probation officer killed me :'D

Mia Case

this was savage. I want to dunk my brain in hand sanitizer.

Kai Hacker

the fucking skyrim music

Dalton Caudill

Huh. I, um.. Yeah, neat. The twins popping in was the icing on the cake, that shit had me rolling.

WeylinWebber

bro i watched this after work while i ate dinner.... wtf .. why why

Cory

Love me a good hoff twins cameo

Bv

amazing!

Keah Mitchall

You should probably respond to your multiple Sexual Assualt allegations