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Hello Patrons -

In this episode, we vaguely cover the World's Strongest Man competition that took place a couple months ago in Sacramento, California.

Bit of a depressing backstory here -- we only got to cover the first day of a three-day competition because on the night of the first round, we were made aware of the NRA Conference happening in Houston .. so in the spirit of journalism, we headed to the Sacramento Airport in the dead of night and took a red eye flight to Texas for a weekend of important, but quite serious interviews in Houston and Uvalde. 

Anyways, because of the gravity of our coverage in Texas, we pretty much forgot this footage existed until our friend started making some edits of the footage and we were able to whip this up. 

Maybe it'll go on YouTube one day but for now, I'd rather keep it as a gem for the Patrons. 

Thanks,

Andrew, Nic and Evan.


Comments

Dirt Masta

Tom being the worlds strongest man and autistic in a way confirms another stereotype. Good for you tom, run that shit bro. Autism might be the next level of evolution...

Amriel

Very random

Xion Shepsky

Please continue you’re amazing journalism 💜

Jamie

💗💗💗💗

Anonymous

pee pee

CoolBananaGuy666

this is the best patreon page no cap

Anonymous

yo any merch drop soon? I need clothes lmao

Anonymous

Nooo not the patreon logo. I want dick!

Anonymous

Heater

Anonymous

Dang wish there was more coverage, crazy how a lot of the guys you interviewed are more sane than most events you cover 😂

Lear

mathematical physicist was nowhere on the radar for possible occupations of the beard man

Anonymous

well fuckin see about that 🙌

Nele Laos

These strong/men are all so wholesome :)

Anonymous

much needed wholesome masculine content tbh, gift it to youtube i think it'd be appreciated

Anonymous

Thanks team for everything :)

Anonymous

Surprisingly wholesome

Anonymous

** THANK YOU **

Anonymous

Hard to tell you only got 1/3 of the content you wanted, I loved this

Anonymous

Strongman doesn’t get much coverage at all since filming for their events is so limited, so it’s really cool just to see y’all there talking to people

Anonymous

Best 5 bucks ever spent.

Anonymous

Thank you for dropping this video ❤️ Truly was a gem to watch!

Anonymous

This isn't the first time you've played Dick or Jeep is it

Anonymous

"Hey kids, wanna see a Jeep?"

Anonymous

bloody love this one bag pipes and all

Anonymous

Great piece. Loved the “No Filming” sign moment.

umichwolv

Loved this

Fabian H

Great stuff 😊

joseph

FTP fuck the police but also for the patrons

Anonymous

I love this channel so much wtf

Anonymous

thank you

Michael Karger

Yes, we all need to practice the essential skills of chopping down trees and fighting bears...😂.

Anonymous

thank you for this, every bit of content you can release ill be here for it

Anonymous

that mathematical physicist started off so wholesome then jumped in a pool of toxicity

Anonymous

Can you sell ice as merch now?

Joebebs

I actually don’t know if I can swing a sledgehammer/axe correctly but I’d be willing to try lol

Anonymous

The Lord of the Rings music at the bathtub scene had me laughing

Anonymous

Wholesome asf. I think it’s YouTube worthy.

Anonymous

i need to be able to kill a bear now? ffs

Anonymous

Great video as always. Too bad you weren't able to do more here, lot of quality content. The Uvalde situation was undoubtedly more important though.

Anonymous

Discord link? 🥲😂

Anonymous

Awesome video man, especially loved the director and it was cool you got to talk to luke stoltman

MeowMeowMFer

Ironic that bearded guy and cohorts were so much smaller than the competitors. Clearly they feel much more of a need to prove masculinity. Meanwhile the strongmen are taking ice baths together and sharing dick pics.

Anonymous

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Anonymous

Family friendly game of Dick or Jeep

Anonymous

Patreon is a gift

Bin Ury

Video won't play on iOS 😥

James McNicol

We need dick or jeep merch

Nacho

The way Andrew delivered that “We’ll fucking see about that” had all of the world’s strongest man’s energy

Anonymous

Am I the only one on android who and watch these sideways anymore.... kinda a pain in the butt

Anonymous

This was just some good ol' family fun. Adding 'take an ice bath with a strong man' to my bucket list.

Anonymous

Brother, if there's ever been a time in history where you wouldn't need to be able to kill a bear, it's now.

jojo

this was really good

Craig

Not sure if Andrew is just amazing at reading people or simply got lucky on Jeep/Dick. Need more data points. I believe his skills could transfer to rock, paper, scissors as well.

Anonymous

Turning in my man card everyone. Unable to kill a bear if it enters my home

Edan

lovely men

Anonymous

It's pretty dope you got some time with Colin. Hes been the WSM announcer for as long as I can remember. The Stoltsman brothers caused some ruckus when they came on because for like a 5 year period or whatever it was a constant tossup between Halfthor Björnsson, Eddie Hall, and Brian Shaw. Eddie and Halfthor whom have since quit and boxed each other. It's a close knit community and its super cool that you got in with any of them. If you can get into the Arnold Strongman Classic, these guys love camera time and they might tell you more about some of the eccentricities required to excel at the sport

Anonymous

*but obviously, keep it weird and keep doing you...

FootFungus

Damn, wasnt expecting so many plot twists. Come through Modesto next time you’re in the valley. I’ll hook you up with a burrito.

Anonymous

you should go to when we were young festival in vegas in october

Anonymous

great episode this. understandable that you went to houston, but boy to i wish there was more footage here...

Anonymous

Yeah this is easily one of my favorite videos from Channel 5. The vibe is right in this one. The participants are next level, the editing SLAMS and its a perfect 10 all around. Its also almost 11 min but it ends up being 10:54 and its a perfect 10. Thanks guys

Anonymous

For being "forgotten footage" this was a great episode! Nice mix of weird social niche, laughs and life lessons. Nice work boys 🤙

Anonymous

Why did they all seem so genuinely nice? Made my day :)

Talon

this is the best one LMAO

Anonymous

The trio had me in the first half, not gonna lie

Anonymous

I trained under a pro strongman back in Houston area and had many other strongman friends, all of them are super nice people who just like to be strong and have a good time.

devan

worlds strongest mad also happens to be worlds nicest man, except for that one time ine 12th grade.

Andrew Powell

Spectacular video. Bet the afterparty for day 3 was wild as heck. That would have been some footage. Sporting events are just gold all around.

Anonymous

Got a Manhattan venue for your tour if y’all are interested!

Lee Knox

That autism section made me cry.

Anonymous

Great shit. What did you all think of the Better Call Saul finale? Seems like it may have been on the mind for this segment.

Anonymous

'what about coding' lol

Anonymous

Jeep. Nuff said.

Jackson

i like your beard and your tribal tattoos

DW

Someone get that kid a cigarette waving his hand around like that!

Anonymous

Hahah that dude who was just there to watch and pregamed at 7am is the funniest part of this vid

bat kyak

this was way more hilarious than I thought it would be, nice work as usual guys!

Dimitri W

i actually loved this video, all the strong men seem so nice lol

Anonymous

Paw 😂 this vid had it all.. super wholesome at the end 🥹

djdeutschebahn

Enjoyed it. As always I'm not sure when expect the video-editing-irony to be irony and when not haha.

Anonymous

dude this was top of the line video

Jon C

Ha ha, as someone who follows the sport of strongman, this was great! All the top guys are such sweethearts and so funny. It's often not what people expect. Also, the nice lady who gave you ice is the wife of Luke Stoltman - Kushi.

sj2seven

"Hey Kids you want to see a picture of a Jeep?" Made my day

Anonymous

I'm so happy I pay for this! Love from Sweden

Anonymous

channel 5's trash is other channels treasure

Anonymous

how could you not pay a mere $5 for what is objectively the best content being produced in the year 2022??? love channel 5 omg

Anonymous

Lotta heart in this cut, thanks for sharing!

Michael Walker

I would love to see Will blunderfield here

Anonymous

"so are you an alcoholic?" "you could say that, yeah"

n64jerry

💯

Anonymous

Gold. :)

Jonah Rothstein

I wanna see you guys cover DAVOS or some other rich people shit. To just mess with em

Jeremy

Sacramento really pops off for content

Anonymous

Great work C5

Anonymous

Fck yeah

Anonymous

Damn bros we need more of that one. 🥲 after watching everything you guys have done on YT I’m very happy that I signed up here

Anonymous

"got some free stuff...." lmaaao

Anonymous

This was a lot more wholesome than I expected it to be

Frei Kjær

is the video not playing for anyone else? i cant click on the video, I've tried everything...

Anonymous

Dude, too bad you didn't get to finish this. It was unexpectedly wholesome and just fun.

Anonymous

This was so wholesome

ink

This has the same vibe as the Will B part 2 upload. Not a fan of this editors style as much as the regular deadpan edits. The edit has too much of an opinion with music and cuts, instead of just showing how it is.

Anonymous

Hope world's strongest man kid becomes a recurring interviewee.

Anonymous

everyone seemed real cool except the american guys that were doin whatever in the parking lot. did the video end at 11 minutes? cant tell if that was the end it kinda cut off when andrew talked about covid lockdown

Anonymous

fucking matt damon having himself a fine cigar, pointing at barrels backstage, making strongman happen… what a guy

Anonymous

shoutout channel 5

Anonymous

"chop a tree down, fight a bear if it attacks my home,.... change a flat tire" XD XD XD

Anonymous

not to brag or shit on anything or anyone, but I am a software engineer and do body building as well. He is right, we can do both and its actually fun too not to mention it pulled me out of depression

Anonymous

I’m crying laughing at the ice situation.

Anonymous

I’m constantly telling myself you guys won’t manage to find a new level of NPC interaction and every drop I’m proven wrong

Anonymous

The dude that joined in the cold tub is my new hero

Anonymous

Chopping down trees and fixing flat tires? These Alpha males are living in the past!

C

Yeah but could you fight a bear if it attacked you in your home?

Anonymous

Damn I like these guys despite the fact that they think their chosen hobby is the definition of masculinity.

Anonymous

I would try to bribe the bear with a cup of tea as a last resort for sure

Alexander

Sacramento represent

T

Pure gold! Free ice always hits. You Gotta play dick or jeep with someone in an interview lmao!

Oden

hey, I'm a mathematical physicist too

Anonymous

“Yea will see about that”: I shouted YESSSSS

Nick Webs

Now THIS is reporting

Anonymous

little man was so entertaining “idk how the hell they got that tall”

Anonymous

Surprisingly wholesome event

Anonymous

this episode is great

Lucas

Loved this. Love all the styles/approaches you guys have taken but this is classic

Stone Balgone

will Andrew ever bring back the classic microphone? im sure the one he uses is a lot more convenient but it looks silly when he holds it out lol

Anonymous

another classic

Anonymous

Agreed, the classic look was too good I think the lapel style mic is more discreet though

Anonymous

amazing

Anonymous

Was on its way but sadly never completed. A different day yields a different better result. Props either way.

Anonymous

The fact that you added the wow sound track to this just made me like you even more… well done

Harrison Betnales

This was such a wholesome lil video I love it

Anonymous

A lot of serious player characters in this video though. Especially ice lady. She was on some fuckin skyrim quest shit.

Anonymous

the lord of the rings orc battle soundtrack in the background of the scottish hulky dwarf in the cold tub was peak content that i am praising wholeheartedly.

Anonymous

hey man thanks for this one, didn't realise how much I needed a break from the normal doom news.

Anonymous

hey kids you wanna see a picture of a jeep!!!

Chris Bergsma

Love this channel, Ride or die Babyyyy

Anonymous

That whole exchange in the ice bath was unhinged. Cannot believe I just watched a man alpha another man by peeing on him and then say he was aroused. LMFAO

Anonymous

This is a perfect demonstration if the difference between Scottish, American, Canadian, and english men.

Anonymous

Bearded guy that's actually a physicist, big Huntsville energy there

Anonymous

See you back in sac in a few weeks!

Anonymous

The guy at the end is John from War Poet on YouTube.

ok.Regan

Did i just get called out for being on my computer 20 hours a day.... in my defense there are no trees where im at so... why would i need an axe?

Anonymous

wow that ice tub was heatin up

Anonymous

oh those people were so lovely :D

Anonymous

I'm sorry you had to leave before anyone freestyled.

Anonymous

"gravity of our coverage in texas" Calm down.

Anonymous

I know he said this one was incomplete but did it end abruptly at the state house for anyone?

Anonymous

Paw is a far better ambassador of irish culture than mcgregor could ever be. fair fucks to the man

Anonymous

The scottish dudes were cool as hell the american dudes made me never wanna go to a gym 💀 mf why would anyone need to kill a bear w they bare hands the number one problem facing society apparently

Chris D'Antonio

Any idea why they limit it? Is it just so they have exclusive broadcast rights?

Anonymous

Shoutout stoltman bros

Dongler

Certified hood classic

Anonymous

You are right this is a gem.

Anonymous

There are some thick fucking asses at this event holy shit

N. O.

You guys are some real ones. Thank you for doing what you do to keep journalism alive. If your ever back in the bay, stop by Amoeba in Berkeley and say hi.

Kavon Zamanian

I think it's deliberately comedic and tbh more on brand than the AGNB mic look. They're all about not coming off too professional and holding a lav mic is about as good as that gets lol it's gold

alexander house

That kid describing the fart is coming for your jobs. That’s some next level journalism right there.

horace

thank you

Anonymous

shout out to you rocking the wiki hat… my man is such an underrated rapper and he was in one of the flyest rap groups of the 2010s (ratking)

Anonymous

Irish guy is a legend

Harold Flower

That lil hand bump at 8:40 was <3

Anonymous

PS2 lord of the rings vibe

Anonymous

2:55 Is my new favorite andrew moment

Anonymous

same-sex strongman bonding

Anonymous

Soo good! Great interview!

Anonymous

this was 5 minutes too short ! GREAT VIDEO ! ! ! !

Anonymous

Paw's the best <3

Jerome Elder

Dude I'm so glad I spent five bucks on this

Anonymous

You meet the best people!! Or you meet people and bring the best out of them? Either way, this gig suits you (pun intended)

Anonymous

Best $5 ever invested!

Anonymous

Andrew please go to ireland for the funeral I'm begging

Anonymous

Bro I literally walk right there all the time, imagine if I saw Andrew and nic😭

Anonymous

"Vegetables don't count" - Strongman (2022)

Alexander Padgett

dude is so weird do you know his name/socials? i cant find him on the strongman roster.

Ty Fleischut

‘So are you an alcoholic?’ 😆

A. Gandhy

lmao this is so good

Anonymous

Proof there is a god.

Anonymous

This is truly a gem and now I’m mourning the 2 days lost to time

Anonymous

such a high quality interview, only getting better

Anonymous

i used to work with some of these big fellas hahaha

Anonymous

no he does nawt stopthisnonsense

Nicole Schwartz

I’m late catching up on videos and I think this is prob my favorite video ever. It had everything we like! And some sweet moments too! Love you guys!

Anonymous

my eyes have been blessed with man ass

Anonymous

i am now on the patreon!!!! alright!!!! videos!!!!!!!!

Yak

the kids, the heat, the general boringness..... yeah this was filmed in sacramento

Anonymous

need the backstory on the strong man’s refusal to participate, that was so dramatic lmao

Anonymous

amazing chill

Andrew Vukich

The day has come where this made it to YouTube. Love you Channel 5 💕

Anonymous

I wish you’d show the dick

Bin Ury

This is not a Patreon exclusive https://youtu.be/XLbkoJpLkIY

Anonymous

“NoHeDoesNotStopThisNonsense”

lolwuthappend

"he's actually a mathematical physicist" i'm dead

Anonymous

folsom part 2

Anonymous

I can't believe I recognized the voice of that cover from like one youtube video I watched also covered by that guy. Pellek has a distinctive voice, I guess

Anonymous

It's great to see all the characters come out. Glad to see kind hearted fun and personality behind the competition. Those in orange showed what I expected a macho sport to focus on but even they seemed kind and caring (though I disagree with pegging manliness to a few set actions. There are good men that can't chop wood)

Keah Mitchall

You should probably respond to your multiple Sexual Assualt allegations