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We're back on the road!! Enjoy our half-BTS, half-interview coverage of 'The People's Convoy,' a fleet of Patriots and Truckers headed to Washington D.C. from California to protest vaccine mandates. 

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Bella Smith

wtaf how do u not break at the very end??? that's seriously impressive, she said the lord is cumming on u so strong!!

Thomas Zachar

You cannot write this shit

joe3ring

fuck yes

Anonymous

Lets go!!!!

Anonymous

here we go.

Anonymous

About to get real sexual up ineer.

fleshmetal

better than minecraft edit: ALL RISE GLOBETARDS

Anonymous

Chet is mad proud of those burpees

Kai Hacker

love the inclusion of the oil field work to combat the narrative of the average person in a movement like this being a kook. He was well spoken and informative

Anonymous

Okay keep the lord cum lady interview completely

Anonymous

damn i wish god would come on me

Anonymous

It got sexual pretty quickly with this spiritual violet shaman

Anonymous

Wait... he's going to come on you???

Andrew Smoke

Holy fuck! The last 3 minutes of this was so uncomfortable.... how did ya'll hold it together? "He's coming on you so strong... he's going to come on you so mighty" XD

Anonymous

This is insane

Quest Author

Talk about a fucking cliff hanger

Anonymous

Ukraine??? Holy shit guys good luck stay safe

Anonymous

New video lets goo :)

Jonathon Angell

So... the Ukraine war doesn't exist AND Putin's a genius for invading. Illuminating.

Anonymous

I really enjoyed the behind the scenes stuff

Benjamin Jones

Great engagement with the people at this! That former oilfield worker was very interesting to listen to, he had a perspective I haven't heard before, but then again I think I still don't do enough to seek out a wide pool of opinions. I had no idea that wind turbine parts get buried like that. And that last lady was freaky but kind of inspiring. She was accurate that you guys are seeking truth!

Anonymous

wooow this is a good one.

Anonymous

yea man, it's why we shouldn't just write people off for their political views. these people are all hard-working and getting screwed over by US policy shipping this kind of work overseas. also he's right - our tech is being focused on the wrong things... social media and consumer tech

Anonymous

I KNEW I saw you on the livestreams.

Anonymous

"What's something that I could say on Gab that I couldn't say anywhere else"... 🙃

Anonymous

That last woman was stressful to watch. How do you get to that stage

Anonymous

"N*****, cuck, faggot..."

Anonymous

3 minutes in and I know this is going to be cringey af - they need a convoy of white vans to come pick up some of these folks instead 😂

Anonymous

Yeah so that guy is right about burying wind turbines but talking out of his arse about exports https://www.eia.gov/energyexplained/oil-and-petroleum-products/imports-and-exports.php

Anonymous

One of your best. I love how mature the videos have gotten

Anonymous

Part 2 LETS GOOOOO

Anonymous

Whoooly Moley, good thing you got a burpee set in quick first!! Wonderful reporting! Once you snag that passport, I live in Budapest and I've got a car I'd love to donate to the cause!! It's intensive out here and we are making regular trips to the border with Ukraine. Some more gutsy friends have actually crossed over and met with Ukrainians and provided help on the other side! Would love to get you in touch with people over here in Hungary if you are looking for an in, just let me know!! Much love to channel 5, I love what you all are doing!!

Anonymous

" I had no idea that wind turbine parts get buried like that" He's literally just talking about landfills, same place most of the rest of our trash goes.

Anonymous

I'm not sure where he got the idea that the U.S. doesn't export oil though. The U.S. was a net exporter of oil in 2020 for the first time since 1949 and most of it was petrolium and refined oil products. Source: https://www.eia.gov/energyexplained/oil-and-petroleum-products/imports-and-exports.php

Anonymous

WTF, akpress represent.

Anonymous

I hope the lord came as much as she promised

Peter Bedford

Putin simultaneously doing the right thing while the war doesn't exist. Ok then.

Magic Plants

I just wanna know how hard Andrew had to bite his tongue when that purple haired harlot told him god was gonna come so mighty on him

Anonymous

That dude who talked about oil and renewable energy was actually so insightful. Actually pinpointed problems in the US and his town so well, even though basing his hope in Trump is misplaced. great reporting as always!

Anonymous

He is definitely going to come on you

Andy Gott

Dude, how are you going to cut this video mid sentence? You didn't even have any explosions in this vid. :D

Anonymous

That gab lady was too smooth with that hard "ER" 😳. I can't with some of these folks. But the buried wind turbine guy was super interesting to listen to.

Anonymous

He's gonna cum on you so strong... he's gonna cum on you soo mighty

Anonymous

WTF THAT MONOLOGUE IN THE ENDING WAS SO FUCKING GOOD AHAHAH

Anonymous

Absolutely sharp work here I cannot believe this is real lmfao

Anonymous

the ability to not laugh or break at the end there.

Michael Powers

Andrew's drip is incredible

Anonymous

that was sooo good .. seriously

Anonymous

and that ending so sick

Anonymous

That poem hit

Anonymous

Haven't seem Andrew almost break like that since burning man! Great job guys.

Anonymous

She just laid a serious blessing on the crew, gave me chills. Channel 5! 🎉👽✌️🌈

Anonymous

See you in DC tomorrow!

Chris

There's just so many people here giving great case studies on why abortion needs to be more widely available

Anonymous

Truly hope (Day 1) is followed by many more before your passport comes in, this is amazing stuff.

GM

lmfao great cut point hahaha. Idk if that woman is keeping it 55th Street..

Chris

You could shoot half these people in the head and only the bullet flying out the other side

Anonymous

bruh, that's awesome lol I live in Amarillo, only a couple of hours from Elk City, and that's how these mfs are! people need to see how crazy they sound!

Anonymous

I had to make sure I wasn’t crazy. The US exports loads of oil. That guy was oddly charming though. Keep up the great work guys and thanks for the monologue filming tips.

Anonymous

"He's gonna come on you so hard" that lady at the end is amazing haha

man

are you gonna come on me lord!! COME ON ME LORD

Anonymous

I can’t wait for the Lord to come on me

Anonymous

The Lord's coming on Andrew. You've been warned.

Anonymous

HOW DID YOU NOT LAUGH WHEN SHE SAID COME ON ME LORD

Anonymous

That oil man is 100% correct, but he’s too economically invested in his career to see past the energy potential of contemporary energy production. Solar power and federal investment in battery technology, in addition to mass proliferation of high speed rail technology, would revolutionize the US energy market and make us fully energy independent within the decade.

Anonymous

That hard R hit like a right hook

Anonymous

So nice to see life on the road in the beginning! Wish I had seen the context about Canada (about 5 minutes in) earlier in the video. Gotta keep the basketball kid rapping and the Ukraine conspiracy dude. Maybe the woman at the end could be cut down a bit. Keep it up, amazing stuff!

Anonymous

What you guys do is truly incredible. I'm mind-blown every time

Anonymous

Incredible, there's a balance of kind sincerity and bat shit crazy in that lady at the end. Really don't know how to best deal with people like that.

Anonymous

Are you genuinely planning on reporting from Ukraine?

Craig

casual mention of going to Ukraine after a couple of weeks potentially

Anonymous

“A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.”

Anonymous

gods gonna nut all over u

Anonymous

The Lord is gonna come on you hard 😩🥴

Anonymous

Trully depressing how many people don’t know they’re indoctrinated

Anonymous

my goodness

Anonymous

God that last lady reminds me of my mother, and that's pretty bad.

Anonymous

Great work guys!

Anonymous

Thanks for the dialed journalism tip♡☆

Anonymous

This was good! Thank you!

Anonymous

Is that the type A lawyer? https://youtu.be/8kkBseVTUow?t=105

Anonymous

Thanks for the video ! Awesome, keep it up

Anonymous

monkaW at the end there holy hell

Anonymous

😂🤣😂🤣 bested again!!! 👍🏽

Anonymous

That was an amazing place to end it XD

Anonymous

the lord’s gonna what on me now?

Anonymous

That was awesome, loved the extra footage of you guys. Plus that lady at the end was amazing. A+ material.

Anonymous

It's so frustrating how this could have the efficacy of a real labor movement but then it's actually about things like Ukraine being a hoax or The Actual Devil corrupting your brain.

DW

Great question! Andrew, what is your secret for not busting out laughing in that situation?

Anonymous

Wow that hard R was wild

Eric Frickson

Channel 5 never failing.

Anonymous

cliffhanger fs

Anonymous

Why the spiritual warfare peoples pupils always so wide

Anonymous

That is exactly what I thought it was until I saw this video, so you can imagine my dissatisfaction.

Tendaji X

Why do people want to say the N-word so bad? Like what scenario are you using that word and in the right?

Carter C

Ballin my guy keep goin

PowerfulDragon

poem lady looks and acts like a member of the Phelps family.

PowerfulDragon

how much did god come on you?

Anonymous

Jesus if you guys are headed to Ukraine... PLEASE be safe!

Anonymous

On today's episode of idiocracy

JoshDaShit

She sounded like jimmy nuetron during her monologue

Anonymous

LETS GOOOO

Anonymous

oh, no

Nick Bernstein

Oil field guy was really salient. That blew my mind. What a gentleman and a scholar. Some hard truths there. I may not agree with some of them but he didn’t really lie once.

Jeff M

wait, god is gonna do what on me so hard?

Anonymous

what a banger

Anonymous

Best ending ever

Anonymous

Hey, can you sometimes enter fact checking when some people are talking numbers like the folk about oil exportation? That would add up to the content I think. Enormous respect for your work.

Anonymous

That lot lizard at the end was a smoke show! Amen!

Anonymous

holy shit this was good. love you guys. be safe

Anonymous

I can see this video not hitting some people as hard as the more raucous hyper editing style but this is some of the best work y’all have done! Really great to see the more human context of y’all BTS and the subtle human moments like sharing gratification for good food does so much to demonstrate the dignity in people who are misled in other ways.

Anonymous

best upload yet boys! that ending cut was perfect.

Lucas

Shoutout AK Press

Anonymous

How the hell do y’all do it. I would be so uncomfortable lol.

Anonymous

Andrew is Living Love, I decree.

Anonymous

Hey Andrew, Jesus is going to cum on you so strong!

Anonymous

“He is gonna cum on you so mighty”

Anonymous

Holy spirit lady is incredible. What a personality.

Anonymous

When you dropping day 2?

Anonymous

i used to have to shave like that too Be safe in the UK you absolute Mad Lad

Anonymous

You gotta be a really stupid mf to believe that the war in Ukraine is fake. smh

Anonymous

The laying of hands praying from the woman at the end, that was a great scene. I grew up with that kind of stuff all the time.

Anonymous

I love this one

Anonymous

Oh my god. Leigh Dundas used to live a few minutes away from me before she raided the Capitol and fled to Mexico. The Sixers are back. Thank you for this important coverage Andrew. When these no brain alt right fascists raid DC again, people will look to you in terms of documenting the beginnings of their next effort. Leigh Dundas alone is dangerous. Follow these people with caution. Anyways, this is probably the best content on the internet right now. Channel 5 meets that standard consistently. I am blown away.

Anonymous

Somebody need to tell that lady to keep her faith out my damn government

Anonymous

Perfect cut. I wasn't expecting that at all.

Anonymous

This shit hurts

Anonymous (edited)

Comment edits

2022-03-10 12:25:42 That last lady rambling about good and evil GAVE OFF PURE EVIL VIBES. Her eyes look like somebody who lost all brain function due to LSD in the 70s. This video was terrifying.
2022-03-05 18:46:07

TrippyCheesy

I couldn't tell if that guy talking about the Khazarian mafia was looking at Andrew, or for Andrew.

Anonymous

Uh, that ending. She good?

Anonymous

It's crazy how you can be so right and so wrong at the same time. That's a major issue i see socially in the US. Everyone is so individualistic and in their own bubble that they only have a small percentage of the truth.

Anonymous

Fun fact about all of this, they are right now right behind my house at Hagerstown Speedway. They've been here since Thursday night. I've taken a few photos and video of them here. It has been nonstop honking and screaming since Thursday evening. My family is pretty much stuck at home because our road is all but shut down. Apparently they are now planning to stay here until tomorrow morning.

Anonymous

As someone from Ottawa, I know all too well how that is. You should start to worry when the hot tub's and bouncy castles come around. That's when they start to dig in.

Anonymous

Well my neighbor up the road had a bouncy castle up yesterday...

blazingsword

Sounds like you need to invest in some paintball guns and stake out a clandestine spot to pelt them from

Anonymous

The "Day 1" in the title makes me feel like they would be posting a daily vid from the convoy 🤞

blazingsword

INSAAaaaaAaAaaaAaaAaANEe

Anonymous

banger love the BTS shit

blazingsword

Holy fuck i did not expect that drunk gab lady to go with that 11:13

Anonymous

y'all done opened up the ghost of bigotry's past from asking that old ass white lady what you can say smh

Anonymous

Wait, are you guys seriously gonna go to Ukraine?

Shelby

Wow this is incredible. Great job yall. Please save all your footage for the archives of the future because it is irreplaceable

Anonymous

Andrew, you are the crazy person whisperer. I love you man.

Joe King

You have far more patience than I to listen to some of these people (especially the lunatic lady at the end). 🙄

JG

Guaranteed if Reagan didn’t let the crazies out in the 80’s we would see much less of this.

BDC Ky

Absolutely unhinged

Anonymous

How do you find these people hahaha

Anonymous

I mean, the US actually does export a ton of oil. but he least he wasnt a psycho.

Jace

this country is doomed... wait, lmfao - what's something you can say on gab that you can't say anywhere else? the FIRST WORD she says is the only one you can't say other places, and the one they wanna say

Anonymous

Yeah tbh I had no idea wind turbine blades were just landfilled lmao kind of depressing

Anonymous

If you actually go to Ukraine (which you may want to reconsider: check the incident with Sky News reporters getting ambushed and shot), you are beyond the realest fucking journalist and human being in the world.

Anonymous

I ship the purple haired lady and Alex Jones

Anonymous

Cant wait for the lord to cum on me

Anonymous

lady at 45 seconds looks like a right wing conservative version of phoebe bridgers

Anonymous

Love the style on this

Anonymous

the woman at the end just fucked your shit up (positive) on so many levels

Anonymous

The Biden "I Did That" stickers are for gas pumps, with Biden pointing at the $ meter (In my experience the sticker often points to the gallons meter instead, as if Biden is somehow responsible for how much gas I need)

Anonymous

Americans are so selfish it blows me away.

Anonymous

Honestly. Some people just keep saying words and don't actually think about what they mean.

Anonymous

I really would prefer if God didn't come on me hard

Noms Chompski

I support any group of people willing to get together and protest, but what the fuck are they protesting? Just stuff in general? SOCIALISM!?

Anonymous

yo that lady was speaking the truth though lets be honest

Anonymous

it’s a joke yall

Anonymous

That lady just looked straight into Andrew's soul.

Anonymous

this is amazing , keep it up!!!!

Anonymous

Martin! Please get that man back for more!

Anonymous

Be careful in Ukraine, they shooting at journalists.

Anonymous

I can't lie the end there was touching!

Anonymous

It's incredible to see people believing the war in Ukraine is fictitious. I got guys I work with who live over there responding in slack like "Sorry for the late response, I was in a bomb shelter." It breaks my heart

Kai Hacker

yea i didnt word this that well lol, I was applauding andrew not content farming by pointing the camera at only kooks, and including someone who seems level headed however ill founded his opinions are

Anonymous

Lmfao Looneyville

Oakoka

1 please don’t go to Ukraine or be safe if you do. 2. The Lord is coming on Andrew lmfao

Anonymous

idk, I felt bad for her. She so desperately wants to live in a world with vibrant spiritual meaning and an important, grand narrative, which are perfectly human wants, and the most ready source of that in this place and time are conspiracy peddling psychopath grifters. The Qanon metaconspiracy is the most engagement these people's imaginations have possibly ever had. If this woman lived in a time and place where mysticism and spirituality were more a part of normal everyday life, she would be a lot healthier and come off as less pathetic and deranged. I think it's worth considering how different the world we live in is from anything that we've evolved to deal with, and try to avoid morally condemning people for being poorly equipped to handle it. I got a much more hateful, fucked up vibe from Gab lady, who I'm sure would've been an unpleasant, meanspirited piece of work at any point along the timeline.

Eve

He said in an interview on the h3 podcast that he doesnt laugh because he never wants to belittle someone.

Eve

He said on an interview with the h3 podcast that he never wants to belittle someone.

Anonymous

How much you wanna bet that she would’ve tried her best to humiliate and condemn andrew and his friends that night had they disagreed w her?

Anonymous

he's gonna cum on you so mighty

Anonymous

The oilfield guy was especially interesting because he clearly had self-awareness about his limitations. He prefaced everything he went on to talk about by saying that everything we believe comes through the filter of our family and community, and especially how he mentioned not having his 'spiritual energy' sucked away by the media's 'obsession' with Ukraine wasn't some dig at it not existing, just aware that his energy is best spent in a useful place. He's so much like so many 'bluecollar' people I've known: generally good at heart and just want to help, but when beaten down like so many of us have been in this modern churn, unfortunately turn to shock and awe to get what they want. Like the woman childishly shouting the n-word when asked by Andrew what she can't say on 'normal' media. Perhaps she actually sees the historical context of the enslavement of folks in America over the last 450 years and decided to hate them anyway, but more likely she does not understand the history even at a kindergarten level, and rather has been aggressively propagandized from birth for a complicated array of depressing reasons. Addendum - To Channel 5 - Please get a fixer if you go to Ukraine

Glenn Wallace

I feel like not refuting these people is enabling them to be the way they are. However, at the same time even if you try to educate them they won’t listen. These people are so indoctrinated and brainwashed!

Anonymous

oh my god these people. that lady at 11 shocked me lmao

Matt Gray

the lord is gonna cum on you so hard

Anonymous

I declare and I decree that he is cumming in u and on u so strong, amen.

Anonymous

i hope you are all ready to take to you knees and feel the lord come all over you. may you gargle his holly spirit and swallow the seed of his coming.

Nacho

Icelandic water babyyyy Also loved getting to see a bit of you guys. And shedding light onto this in a way nobody is doing as usual 🙌🏾

Anonymous

Staying silent while someone says "He is cumming on you so strong/He is going to cum on you so mighty" should get you a Peabody

Anonymous

Now it starts getting real in this country. I can't believe how you are so on the ball with this. Love you, bro! I'm thinking of getting a mini convoy going with you as the leader of a motley crew of rebels and scofflaws. Will talk to everyone down here about this when they get back from break next week...

paul Electric

Hey Andrew, y'all are doing such an amazing job the lord is cumming so hard on y'all. Sticky situation though

Joe

The Elk City oilfield dude is pretty cool

Anonymous

Love you Andrew

Anonymous

yo that poem lady was culty af, but least God came all over you guys 💦

Jeremy

Such an interesting perspective coming from the guy from Elk City regarding the town’s dependence on the economics surrounding oil. Thanks again for the content guys 🙌🏼

Anonymous

"they dont pay me" ha! ....legend

Anonymous

these people are all shitfaced beyond belief, i love it; oilfield manager fella was as astute as he was drunk

Anonymous

Patriot! Patriot!!!

Anonymous

Why does this video cut off is that the difference between the 5 and 10 dollar monthly membership?

Anonymous

I feel for the truckers and all and i can understand why free speech is important but why ol girl want to say nigger so bad. I mean maybe she meant an example but people wonder why no one will get behind certain movements and it's right there eventually your words gone section off somebody

Anonymous

I also wonder why all the videos cut off... it almost seems like an intentional stylistic choice, but some clarification would be nice... I will gladly increase my contribution if I am missing content.

Anonymous

these videos have really shown me how stupid the average American is

Frog Tits

He’s gonna cum on you so hard He’s gonna cum on you with such might

Anonymous

Wait... keep going... why... did it stop. I need to hear the full prophecy of the truckstop oracle.

Anonymous

One guy said that the US is no allowed to export Gasoline, when in fact Mexico buys all of their gasoline from the US since Mexico doesn't have the capability to produce. So Oil is sent to the US to be turnt into Gasoline.

Anonymous

Does her speech give anyone else Farcry 5 vibes?

Torin D

I LOVE YOU MAN THIS SHIT IS AMAZING

Anonymous

The cut off during her prayer was GOLD LMAO

Anonymous

"What's something you can say on gab that you couldn't say anywhere else?" First thing on the list is the N word lmao classic. Maybe I should drop my first mixtape on gab

Anonymous

Laptop lady seems like shes on some uppers

Andrew Holmes

<_> Putin is doin the raght thang