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Here is an extended cut of the meeting between Chet Hanks and the Hoff Twins, as well as a virtual altercation with the Island Boys. Make sure to watch the group cypher at the end and Chet's motivational speech. 

We're planning to upload an abbreviated version to YouTube some time soon, so let us know which parts you liked best.

Also - a little update on the Vimeo situation. We didn't pay them, and our Vimeo has been wiped from the face of the earth! However, Patreon saved the day, and restored our entire catalog using their new 'Patreon Video' feature, which actually hosts new the video you're about to watch.  

Enjoy.

-Andrew, Nic, and Evan

Comments

yoee

chet is different in this video lol

Anonymous

Thanks Andrew!! Enjoying this while pooping in Australia!!

Stef

Holy shit a legendary meeting of forces

Anonymous

Big up! UP UP UP!

Anonymous

Good on ya for not paying Vimeo. They wouldn't exist if not for creators, so to hold their work at random is fucked up

Anonymous

Those last couple of minutes were something special.

Anonymous

fuck vimeo, all my homies hate vimeo. Glad y'all didn't pay that ransom

Anonymous

Fuck vimeo and there greedy asses. I’m glad you didn’t pay. Patreon is tight now!

Anonymous

Good news!, Fuck Vimeo.

Mein Aleman

Way to go guys!

Anonymous

YAY! good news!

Anonymous

Andrew I swear to shit if you don't fix Michelle's discord moderation permissions I will find your van and sit outside with an air horn waking you up every half hour until you do.

Anonymous

Fuck Vimeo

Anonymous

amazing

Anonymous

So good. Just needs some sound mixing, sounds like the 2nd Hoff twin wasn’t micd up.

Anonymous

absolutely baller content

DW

Great extended cut! know-what-I-mean?

Anonymous

So sick.

Anonymous

Fuck em

Anonymous

Chet's vape looks like a hot dog Weiner

Anonymous

fuck it im sending her to dubai

Anonymous

hahahhah why were the island boys so pissed?

Anonymous

all my homies hate vimeo

Anonymous

hoff twins > island boys

Anonymous

the twins are way cooler than chet and i think he might be struggling with that. i really wonder what he took away from their discussion on wealth and fame. lmao when they started awkwardly talking about how they like to fuck best

Anonymous

Love the video, but can't cast it to my TV like on the other platforms. ='(

Anonymous

lol 20 min in when Chet glitches out

GM

"Comparison is the thief of joy" well said

Magic Plants

boss mode ya five me

Anonymous

Amazing video guys- BTW the facetime phone number for the island boys is included in this video for a few frames (at 19:38)! Also careful what files you show on your desktop Love the rap at the end. Keep it up

Anonymous

yeah, you may want to reupload this, phone numbers are visible

Anonymous

I wouldn't want either of those fuckers coming to my house to do some plumbing work. They knock on the door and the hen is there.... Fuck that. I've seen way too many pornos start that way. No thanks, send that old fat motherfucker with the lazy eye and 3 teeth.

Anonymous

Chet bro, don’t try so hard

Anonymous

Glad to hear you were able to deal with the vimeo situation.

Anonymous

The contrasting relationships between fame are so interesting. Chet almost burdened by fame, while the twins revel in it.

channel5

Lol tell Michelle to email andrew@channel5.news I’ll figure it out

Dustin

Glad you guys didn't pay the ransom. Fuck Vimeo!

Michael Hill

Island boys hung up when they heard "nappy"

Anonymous

Andrew is the best rapper here.

Anonymous

Yo i just talked to the island boys on the phone 😂😂😂😂

Anonymous

Shout out to Patreon for taking responsibility for their own video hosting needs…

Grimace

Yo i felt kinda bad for Chet he looked mad awkward while they were legit living

Grimace

I fuck with those Hoff twins, Chet still posing tho

David

this is some of the most legendary meta film making about culture, race, fame, money, etc. thank you channel 5, you guys entertain and a whole lot more.

Anonymous

Chet and the twins should do morning affirmations.

Anonymous

Hell ya standing up to vimeos accountants real out of touch move by them. thanks for everything CHL5

Anonymous

Chad patreon vs the virgin vimeo.

Anonymous

Just me or Che hanks tryna be like jesse pinkman??

Anonymous

Fuck Vimeo.

Anonymous

PHENOMENAL 10/10 BIG UP ANDREW AND THE WHOLE GANG !

Anonymous

vimeo are a bunch of custers

Anonymous

I just started believing in enlightenment again

Anonymous

That's one of the best motivational speeches I've ever seen. That whole cut needs to be in there for the general viewers

jojo

This is so good, especially the second half from when the island boys come on and the cypher. So good.

Anonymous

They literally accidentally leaked the island boys, hoff twins and chet’s phone numbers 🤣

Jonathan J Rainone

glad to hear you did not succumb to their extortion.

Anonymous

hell ya

Anonymous

gotta keep the chet part at 20 mins lmfao

man

was about to start the shit talk about how im paying you each month for barely any content, then the whole Vimeo thing was going on. Glad to hear you're dodging all these vamps and vultures tryin to suck on some young blood

803cart

patreons video >>>>>>>>> vimeo

Anonymous

The second half of this is sheer madness

Anonymous

Curious: why not have the interview on couches?

Jake K.

The island boys interaction with the twins and Chet is gold. “What’s an Eiffel Tower?” 🤔

Anonymous

Would love to see more content.

Anonymous

Or any. Plz. You are a talented beast. Let’s see this shit.

Anonymous

I miss Crip Mac.

Anonymous

Andrew lowkey better than all of them at freestyling

Harrison Betnales

Chet sounded very mature with his self reflections

Anonymous

Shouts out to Patreon :)

Anonymous

HOLY SHIT THIS WAS INCREDIBLE

Anonymous

Chet reminds me of Jesse from Breaking Bad

Anonymous

The twins done did it again

Alexander

Twins done did it again

PowerfulDragon

This made me dizzy.. 5/5 would watch again.

Anonymous

I sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman with white gloves

Anonymous

This was honestly more motivational than a self help Ted Talk.

Anonymous

Is there a way to cast Patreon videos

Anonymous

Andrew describing an Eiffel Tower was *chef’s kiss*

Anonymous

ill fucking kill myself if the cypher and the motivational video arent in the youtube version

Anonymous

Why do they look like triplets

Anonymous

damn i didnt know vimeo got haters in the building

Anonymous

One of the twins definitely caught himself almost saying the N word at 19:15 lmao

Jaymoe

I'm glad you showed them custers at Vimeo that you keep it 55th

Spacetwin

Keep the last 5 minutes of that in the youtube edit for sure. These guys are the best.

Anonymous

that was good -daniel

Drunk Dalek

I had to laugh at the opening just due to the ominous music and dark staging

Drunk Dalek

Also, Andrew has some killer prompts in this

blazingsword

chet needs to learn how to not sweat the celeb talk, he was getting real tight when hoffster was talking about forrest gump

Anonymous

love Chet lmaooooo

Anonymous

We got ebt!!!!!!

blazingsword

At this point in time this patreon is not worth subscribing to... Very little difference between this and Youtube

Anonymous

any new content coming soon??

Anonymous

buy the ticket take the ride. your only young once and you never know what the fuck will get ya. im 37 and cant say it enough to the younger generations LIVE LIFE AND STOP WORRYING. shit is gonna happen and it happens quick. one day your playing beer pong with a bunch of fools then suddenly your drinking in the garage trying to avoid the kids and wife. take that vacation you want and do those drugs (responsibly)and take risks and go in for that kiss.

Anonymous

I'm SO glad you didn't pay them! Fuck Vimeo. And wow, amazing work Patreon.com.

Anonymous

hey we got ebt do u take it right here

Anonymous

Kudos on the vimeo situation. one love

Anonymous

I support to support, not for exclusive content. If you want to buy stuff there is the merchandise at https://channel5.news/

Alex

This is like Hulk Hogan and the Rock.. meeting Fucking Tom hanks i dunno

Alex

ITZ LIT! GOOD JOB GUYS!

Haris Musanovic

Am I the only one who found Chet kinda annoying?