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Hey guys, we are stoked to announce that our new holiday collection JUST went live on our website, coming exclusively to patrons! Thanks to you guys, we were able to fly out Lil Rowboat, Kelly Binkard, and the kid who's "never had breakfast," from Utah, and round up Crip Mac, Kelly J. Patriot, and the lady with lipstick on her teeth from the Hollywood Antivax Rally video for the most ambitious crossover in Channel 5 history. Kelly did his first whippet, Lil' Rowboat shot a music video, and Crip Mac did a newscast with our lipstick-laden patriot.

There will be a behind-the-scenes video and merch commercial dropping soon.

Thanks again to all of you for your support and feedback ... none of this would be possible without you. Hit the link below.

MERCH LINK: https://channel5.news/password

In order to shop online, you'll need to use a special password which is exclusive to patrons.

PASSWORD: C5Patreon15

We're also offering you all a 15% discount on new merch items .. just enter the code below when you check out.

COUPON CODE: C5Patreon15

Coupon code (C5Patreon15) will get you 15% off, valid from 5pm today-12pm tomorrow.

Love you guys,

Andrew, Nic and Evan.


PS Fixed password

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ryan

Love u

Anonymous

Damn I just copped the hat and forgot the password!!!

Anonymous

Eets lads copped a mug and a tee

Anonymous

Will be picking up extra shifts to buy something from every drop

Anonymous

So excited for that new vid! I’d also love to see a whole episode with Kelly hosting.

BDC Ky

Yo i tried to hit y’all up but the day I got my hat, the snap broke off and I was trying to hit y’all up and see if I can get another one sent to me. Much love 🙏

Anonymous

$69 well spent

Anonymous

ORDER PLACED 🌞

walt m

got the new enamel pin to replace my AGNB pin! ✌️

Rehan Riyaz

Packaged and posted to MYSELF

Tatsu123

Fuck, I might have to cop that jacket… I’m 37. SMH Edit: copped.

Anonymous

oh shit that jacket is baller ima have to get it.

Anonymous

Good job boys. Ready to rep the characters.

Anonymous

keeping it 55th street

Anonymous

had to get the real tip hotline long sleeve🤝

Anonymous

Bro me too I totally forgot to put the discount in. Whatever man the boys deserve that 15%.

Anonymous

blue trucker brazy

Joebebs

got me that beanie/black tshirt <3

Dustin

Can you make those same hoodies and crew necks without the back graphics on them please?

Victoria Jane

kelly modeling the merch has to be one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen

Twice Baked

that jacket is spectacular but imma have to settle for the tshirt option. glad we can support you guys!

Anonymous

how do i get one of those newspapers? i need one framed

Anonymous

What’s the link to the discord page? I can’t seem to find it. Also, the new merch is sick but I can’t keep white clothes clean. Could you guys please drop more black or blue sweatshirt/hoodies next time? That would be very appreciated. Keep up the good work!

Anonymous

I gotta cop the jacket as an early birthday present to myself

Anonymous

Love the trucker hat got that and the pin!

Anonymous

Channel 5 crop tops plz

Anonymous

Those blue shirts look great, ordered some. Make the coffee cups bigger for the next drop!

Curtis

you have to link your discord to your patreon account

Anonymous

Love you! 55555555555555

Anonymous

just got my long sleeve tee and it felt historic, can't wait to tell my grandkids I had the OG CH5 merch 😩

Anonymous

fire merch

Anonymous

is the link not working or is it just me?? im on mobile

Brian Cody

channel 5 is the new new testament everyones been waiting for

Anonymous

Copped T shirt and hat. Of course I forgot the discount lol

Anonymous

Any chance of bringing back the Map/Broadcasting Worldwide white tee?

Anonymous

do you deliver to the ISS?

Anonymous

Damn haha just saw this rn fuuudge

Anonymous

I cannot believe the anti-vax lady joined the photo op for the merch 😂 looking forward to the new T and hoodie

Anonymous

170 well spent!!!! 5 for life

Anonymous

Could you please make the coupon code last through the end of the drop? I just saw this after I got home from work today :(

Anonymous

Keep the caricature merch coming 🤙🏼

Anonymous

I wish you could have been in Kenosha for that shit show but I can't expect you to be in all places at all times I guess.

Anonymous

damn i coulda used the discount but fuck it you guys kill it and deserve every cent

DW

I love your brand of capitalism. Put me down for 55!

Anonymous

Got my mug order in!

Anonymous

Best merch drop video.

Anonymous

Love my OG shirt from the first drop. Helllllll yea

Anonymous

Legendary drop! Wish the patreon promo code was still working though

Anonymous

promo video was sick as always, the goat cinematic universal

qrisq

just checked two xmas presents off my list. hooray 4 supporting free journalism and giving to feel better about myself!

Andrew Matson

Young rapper just killed it….made the video.