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A couple hectic weeks ago, we returned to Talladega to see what the hell was going on. Clearly, we underestimated the cultural impact of the first episode.

The current plan is to trim down this cut like 5 or 6 minutes for YouTube, so let us know what your favorite parts are. 

Also.... 2 more new videos coming this week. 

Thanks for tuning in

– Andrew, Nic, and Evan 

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Comments

Tom Forward

“STRATEGIC ADVERTISEMENT!!” 😂😂

1thousandseeds

11:08 I think this guy is casting spells on us.

Nathan

Love to see it boys, you’re bringing real news back

Anonymous

Hype 🔥

Anonymous

Oh I’m so ready for this

Anonymous

Can't wait for the crip Mac episode

Anonymous

2 more videos after this THIS WEEK!? Oh how he spoils us

Matty Groves

show me your buthoooooooole!!!!!

Anonymous

When is the crip Mac video coming out that’s gonna be a straight banger😭

Anonymous

boogity boogity boogity lets go watch some drunk race fans. Keep it up boys

Anonymous

BUDMAN here been waiting for this video lol

Anonymous

return of the shoey

Anonymous

Where you from, fuckin Barstool, bruh?

Anonymous

LEEEEETS GOOOOOOO

Anonymous

REVEAL YOUR RECTUM

Anonymous

Part 1 is the video that made me discover what was then AGNB. This feels like Christmas morning.

Anonymous

No concern, no concern

Anonymous

The Mecca/Butthole chant was hilarious

Anonymous

You deserve a goddamn Peabody for being able to keep a straight face.

Anonymous

Lost it at the part with the car mouth sounds

Michael Hill

THIS is the shit I subscribe for! I don't know if it's art or journalism because it's both.

Anonymous

Doing God’s work.

Anonymous

I like this whole butthole thing

Anonymous

Respect for the Project Pat sample

Anonymous

so good man, informative and hilarious. y'all do an excellent job every time

Anonymous

amen brother from then on we fucked with the guinea horn

Anonymous

The shot of you refusing to move and the guy has to squeeze past you. Gold. Those little moments are some of my favorite.

Anonymous

OMG YES

Anonymous

I want to pin down that 100 plus equation.

Anonymous

Man at the end had BARS

Anonymous

Lost it at the haj 😂

Anonymous

RAISE HELL PRAISE DALE BOYS THIS IS WHAT I CALL JOURNALISM

Anonymous

Turn left faster

Anonymous

Don't cut anything where anyone mentioned a butthole. Shit just upload the whole thing to youtube

Michael Hill

100 + 2 = 102 and that's what the fuck we do. KEEP THAT PART! Also "turn around" is comedy gold!

Anonymous

Sicc tite

Anonymous

Our Mecca

Anonymous

amazing

Gavin

The marketing class into the white Anglo-Saxon Mecha part is the best

Anonymous

STRATEGIC ADVERTISEMENT!

Anonymous

let the man describe his butthole

Anonymous

Marketing majors easily the best

Anonymous

If water was beer and I was a duck I’d swim my way down and drink my way up But beer ain’t water and I ain’t a duck So let’s take this shot and get fucked up

Brybry

Bring in more of the interview with dude at 8:23, seemed like he had a unique cultural perspective.

Anonymous

See my dudes from garage guys get their interview and my boy big baby scumbag!!!!

Anonymous

Dude the mecca bit was fucking clownin, the dude rapping at the end and the dehydrated dog dude were hilarious. Also the bit about the dude who pissed the tent was fucking awesome.

Anonymous

Like a dehydrated dog know what im saylylylyl

Anonymous

Man you really cant cut any of this shit. Its all good.

Anonymous

holy shit

Anonymous

What's up with shouting about buttholes?

Anonymous

this country is fucked

Anonymous

Don’t cut it down! The entire video was 👌

Anonymous

"What's on your mind right now?" "Oh my god... butthole for some reason"

Anonymous

Someone show these guys some butthole for Pete's sake! And Fuck Kyle Busch!

Anonymous

dude spitting at the end was my fav. also gotta include butthole obviously

Anonymous

Cut the Chase Elliot fan

Anonymous

the part about inclusiveness was sick

Anonymous

Dehydrated dog for sure

Anonymous

don't change a thing lol post this whole masterpiece to youtube

Anonymous

Are you rapping?

Anonymous

would like to see more of the drivers and why they do what they do

Joe King

The last 2 minutes is the best: brilliant edit of the guy talking about diversity and inclusion right into the dude yelling about butthole and dehydrated dogs. 😚👌

Joe King

Also keep the redneck guy rapping about necrophilia.

Anonymous

the editing got me laughing so hard

Anonymous

The length was honestly perfect

Anonymous

Chanting BUTTHOLE in unison... "respectfully towards women though"

Anonymous

You are going to have quite the time cutting 5 to 6 minutes. The comments about nbc labeling the event as an anti vax rally should be backed up by a clip saying that otherwise you are fake news.

Anonymous

Definitely the guy rappin about not being a duck and honor

Molly L.

marketing majors omg

Anonymous

The whole Mecca thing could go, the rapper taping in the background and then the diversity bit was hilarious. The whole backstage thing could go too. It’s the crowd and the people that are the story. The sit down interview in the lawn chairs was dope, but would have been better if there were interviews with more people that could be cut in. The driver interviews were meh too. Otherwise this is a god damn gold mine of laughs. 8/10. If there was footage of Nic doing a beer bong or of Evan showing his butthole it would of been 10/10

Anonymous

Maybe mix some of the latter bits with the early bits and keep the length without cutting much, the length is great but some of the beginning bits lag a little while the latter bits are all pretty much gold. Love you guys, keep it up Andrew I genuinely hope your day/week is going well! I hope you visit Tampa someday!

Anonymous

BIG BABY SCUMBAG WTF

Anonymous

dont change anything upload full video

Anonymous

Don't touch the butthole intro. Also gotta keep the wasphajj to butthole

Anonymous

This is goated

Anonymous

The real AP news alert.

Noclip

butthole

Anonymous

How can you cut anything out of this masterpiece? Favorite bits though: the girls expression if you asked if she should be concerned about her partner's painful urination, the butthole chants edited with the pilgrimage music vibe, every second of big baby scumbag.

Victoria Jane

glad to see the dega butthole making a massive return

Twice Baked

that dude at the end be fat mac

Anonymous

the marketing majors are my fav

Drunk Dalek

SPRRRIIIAAAAANNG BREAAAAAAAKK

Anonymous

Don't cut it- and keep the white Mecca butthole chant

Anonymous

Bro all of it's good. I love going back in forth between the level headed car drivers to the just having a good time partying audience. Maybe towards the end it starts to drag a bit if you must cut some.

Drunk Dalek

Also I think the two dudes just chillin' in chairs were my fave

Anonymous

Keep the butthole bit

Quil_

Please for the love of god do not cut this video down.

Anonymous

Redneck nursery rhymes are 🔥

Anonymous

These are the next congressman and senators.

fleshmetal

LOOK BEHIND YOU

Anonymous

God, everything was so good. maybe some of the first 5 minutes could be cut down? idk man, it's all good

Anonymous

the mecca thing was an absolute gem. stopped the video because i needed to absorb it all. absolute peak of this. Guy at the end was a gem. First half with all the crowd interviews and back stage stuff up to the first Channel 5 roll could be cut down and/or interspersed with the rest. It gives us vibes, but the best substance is in the second half, so don't need that much.

Anonymous

Yo heck yeah?

Anonymous

straight and proud KAP

Anonymous

Dont trim!

Anonymous

hey motherfucker, can we get some merch?

Anonymous

The Hajj stuff is hilarious but you know YouTube is gonna nail you if you include that overlay montage of Mecca. The driver explaining how they are becoming more diverse/inclusive and cutting to the guy talking about dehydrated dogs is fucking epic.

Anonymous

United States pls. yes more merch please from the merch ferries

Anonymous

100 plus what? 100 plus BUTTHOLES!

Anonymous

Don't cut too much - it's really good content. You could take the stuff in the beginning and intersperse it more throughout the video - maybe get the guys you interview in the lawn chairs to the front? Definitely don't cut any of the guy talking about WASP Hajj, Big Baby Scumbag, the marketing majors or the fat dude with the rhymes at the very end.

Magic Plants

Drinking from a dirty ass shoe? Are you absolutely out of your mind?? "Are you rapping?" LMAO

Anonymous

I need some merch to save my soul from satan and his 4g

Anonymous

pleeese mwech link

Anonymous

Cold open with “I want to see a human anus”

Anonymous

Masterpiece

Cheekz Clapperton

Andrew fuck yeah hahahahahahaha this is golden

Anonymous

Don’t cut it at all, this is gold

Anonymous

No need to trim this bad boy down, ship it.

Anonymous

Trim? Are you nuts, make it twice as long, we love your content.

Jeff Hao

Don't cut anything this is a masterpiece dawg

Anonymous

Why would you cut any of that

Anonymous

*chefs kiss*

Anonymous

he was going bar for bar w andre on the ugk beat fr

Zoe Elms

god what an intro also PLEASE keep marketing dude

Anonymous

“This is our Mecca” is the funniest shit I ever heard

Iceplotion

But was he rapping?!?

Anonymous

Love the WASP song part with the guys screaming butthole in the back! hahaha!

Anonymous

Pee burn guy got off lightly.

Anonymous

Here’s to honor boys

Anonymous

Every minute of this brought me joy, so please don't cut anything. If I had to choose the parts that most resonated with me, they would be: - Mecca - Shoey - Vietnam Vet - The Principles of Marketing 101 - Big Baby Scumbag

Anonymous

The switch from the black pitt crew guy after 10 minutes had me actually in tears

Anonymous

it would be really funny to cut out you questioning the drivers about urination but leave in the part where you say you got kicked out for it

Anonymous

Butthole chant over Mecca footage 🤣🤣🤣

Benjamin Jones

I absolutely loved Big Baby Scumbag, the interview with the Black nascar driver, the Mecca bit, the Vietnam vet, and the explanation of Dale Earnhart. But honestly all of this is fantastic, I wouldn't take out anything if it came down to it

Anonymous

The dehydrated dog interview fucking killed me

Anonymous

The Mecca edit is huge keeeeep that boy! The drinking from the shoe stuff is hella goofy but some of it could go. The Kyle bush stuff is so-so, I’d hear more about joe biden’s butthole than the Kyle bush hatin stuff. Great vid again mans nice one

Anonymous

dude don't cut anything. this video is a slow burn that just builds and builds... seriously mate you are perfecting your craft. 10/10

Anonymous

This whole thing is fire don't cut any of it top content

Anonymous

Only thing I'd cut is the Kyle Bush stuff, the rest is gold. Great job :)

Anonymous

So. Fucking. Happy+Grateful for new episodes :)

Anonymous

You’ve never drank from your shoe/boot? Must be a yankee. ….tbh I have one time tho

Anonymous

Lead in our water supply has lead us to what is present in this video. Haha wow!

Anonymous

Oh my god this is straight fire

Anonymous

The “look behind you” 😂😂😂😂

Anonymous

The cut at 5:22 of Landon about “you just check your safety equipment” to the dude yelling, fucking perfect

Anonymous

My new dream is to go to a Nascar race and shout Fuck Kyle Bush after drinking beer from a shoe... Top of civilization there!

Anonymous

pissing in the car and the mecca edits really hit

Benjamin Glover

tbh, i'd ditch overlaying stock footage of hajj with drunken fratheads

Anonymous

“I’ve had these shoes since high school” = instant retch

Mr. Pie

Oof that Hajj overlay with drunken dudes was hilarious with timing but pretty risque for YouTube. Edit: new idea: overlay some audio first about the importance of mecca to Muslims, play the bit of him again saying it's their Mecca, then do the butthole chanting overlay. I think that'll really drive it home

Anonymous

The Kyle Bush bit was amazing imho

Psycho Ninja

Christmas came early!! Loved all of it!

Linda Hoang

Gotta love the latent gays.

Matt Brummett

that opening was WAYTOODANK that chonkus dude that the end got bars tho

Anonymous

it flew by, I'm not sure it needs many edits

Anonymous

Absolute madness. The ending always comes too soon. My only note is that the wardrobe change and the reference to your previous visit gave the impression that the opening footage in the stands was from your previous visit. Or maybe I’m just a fucking idiot. It’s probably the later

Anonymous

Dont trim

Anonymous

Gotta keep the marketing shit in omg what a guy

Anonymous

Marketing and limerick roll-tide both need to stay. The search for the Busch hate was also top notch 👌

magic8baller

too much for 6 min max

Anonymous

PLLEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEE do not leave a single nasty shoe drinkin butthole lovin Kyle bush hatin second out. The world deserves to see this.

Anonymous

needs an all shoe beer edit

Anonymous

I am concerned for the young men in this piece. They’re love of “viewing human anus” is rather unsettling being it’s a majority male crowd and they’re all in tents in the mud. I just get the feeling some nasty, nasty things are happening in the wee hours. Could explain the guy with the burny pee pee. Idk. Just concerned. Def not homophobic. Just hope they are being safe but judging by the drinking from shoes they had on since high school it isn’t looking like much is being practiced in the way of safe butt activities.

Anonymous

southern drinking rhymes at the end were my favorite part

Anonymous

there are plenty of butthole yelling scenes to trim for time. gotta keep the ones you used to cut off interviews tho especially "the sport is going in the right direction..."

Anonymous

no notes, just upload it to youtube as is.

Anonymous

The show me your butthole chant with the tomahawk chop. My god. You guys are making history.

Anonymous

It is a little repetitive but there is real value in that repetition. I'd do a light trim. Best were Kyle Bush saga, Big Baby Scumbag, WASP Hajj, and the whole intro is $$$. I think the least crucial bits were the Andrew-behind-the-scenes parts. I'd also cut some beer bonging, some of the podcast dudes, some driver interviews, and maybe one of the last dude's drankin' songs. They're great but THOSE ARE NOT HIS BARS

Anonymous

I hope dude at the end is actually good at word play and found his calling as a southern rapper.

Anonymous

I like his exposure of him getting kicked out of behind the scenes for some piss questions and NBC gets to stay...

Anonymous

the last dude was fucking nuts keep that in no matter what

Anonymous

There seemed to be a few too many quick cuts to "buttholes" maybe trim those. This will sound ridiculous because your channel is clearly not going for straight journalism, but the numerous quick cuts from solo speaker back to guys, or from guys to Mecca started to feel contrived. You tip your hand too many times with those and it starts to feel less like an honest journalistic "what's going on?" to 'how can we show our opinion about everyone we show on camera'. So, you've clearly done that many times in past videos but in this particular cut, I actually noticed it head-on, as opposed to where in the past I got a more overall journalism and humble vibe from Andrew, here it seems like Andrew is almost winking. I'd cut those parts out.

Anonymous

🔥🔥🔥

Anonymous

Almost peed myself laughing at 10:35. That's gonna be in my head for weeks 🤣

Anonymous

The Mecca part and the marketing students were both absolute gold!

Anonymous

1:50-1:58. Beer bong guy. Bathroom discussion with drivers. old man 5:35. Andrew 5:48-6:05. Iron Dome/Mecca montage. Big Baby Scumbag. and finally, the toast poet at the end.

Anonymous

Scum bags 😂😂

Anonymous

Some good moments but overall not feeling it. Far too repetitive and didn't really find the mecca montage funny if that's what it was supposed to do. This is just my personal opinion on it, looking forward to the other drops this week though.

Anonymous

Not my favorite kind of white people

Anonymous

could remove a lot of the butthole stuff. the marketing guys were great, maybe tie that in with the race stuff and then finish with the wordplay guy as just a casual 3 act arc of modern america.

Anonymous

keep all the buttholes

Anonymous

no edits

Anonymous

good job!

Anonymous

I like the shoe drinking segment. I think you could trim some of the butthole chants but leave in the crowd cutaway from the announcer booth and the mecca overlay. Jake's costume is cool. i like the behind the scenes of the racers talking about how they pissed themselves. you could probably trim the podcast boys too, but leave the kyle bush segment. the mono eye dude is cool. I like the marketing majors.

Anonymous

I enjoyed the contrast of the buttholes to the wholesome, progressive nature of the pros running the show

Anonymous

that thing about that nascar being the last "WASP" gathering place was wild.

Anonymous

Is the "Show you butthole" thing some sort of new redneck chant? I haven't heard it before.

Anonymous

do not trim anything

Anonymous

I actually love nascar but yeah most of the fanbase I wouldn't ever want to hangout with. A few drivers in this video are Austin Cindric (the guy that told Andrew up, 2020 Xfinity Series champion), Landon Cassill, Jeffrey Earnhardt (guy with the big beard, Dale Jr's nephew), Ryan Vargas (Tik Tok is a sponsor of his, he was a drive for diversity driver).

Anonymous

Agreed. this video does not need trimming at all. Every scene is on point, the changes between scenes, the music, the amplified and edited chants. This is journalism at it's absolute peak.

Anonymous

The market majors. Wow. I have so many questions.

Anonymous

Bubba Wallace winning the Cup race as the first African American to win in the cup series since 1963 should've been part of it

Captain Wizzfizz

This is absolute perfection 💯🔥

Anonymous

Everything. Post it all

Anonymous

The describe the butthole in detail segment is beyond hilarious. He is definitely living his best life in that world 😂 and the guy who gets checked on his 100+ mph comment NEEDS to stay!! Overall this is toooooooo funny!!! Also the Vroom scene was classic and candid. Thanks for all you guys do!!

Dongler

After all the information presented and buttholes up for review I can comfortably confirm, fuck Kyle Busch.

Anonymous

The WASP Hajj bit can’t be cut, and neither can those dude’s rhymes at the end

Anonymous

Damn my group didn’t make it🥲

Anonymous

That poetry at the end there gotta go to youtube I don’t watch nascar but fuck kyle busch

Anonymous

I would not cut a single second of this and I wish it was twice as long

Anonymous

America needs to see this, education is the key!

Anonymous

I almost choked on my dinner at the part where they overlayed Mecca and the audience chanting "SHOWWW YOUR BUTTHOLEEEE"

Anonymous

HOW DO YOU ALWAYS FIND SOMEONE RAPPING

Anonymous

You can't just ask Channel 5 fans to tell you where to cut your videos. We foam at the mouth for more daddy.

Anonymous

Dont you dare cut any of this culture out

Anonymous

ayo Mom found my poop knife, but this video dropping today makes it all worth it

Anonymous

Thank you pure magic

Anonymous

Please cut nothing. This gem must be seen bu the world.

Anonymous

Glorious

Anonymous

So, no one showed their buttholes?

Anonymous

Increíble

Anonymous

damn i was hoping for more "lets just party together" man as soon as I saw him lol. i dont understand the obsession of buttholes, either. what an interesting culture

GC1931

Fuck Kyle Busch

Anonymous

Put it all. It's good

Anonymous

Dude nearly started explaining what his butthole looks like.

Anonymous

Less butthole and Biden. The shoe drinking part is hilarious. The lawnchair interview is great

Anonymous

Fuck Kurt Busch

Anonymous

Fuck Kyle Busch and His Brother

Anonymous

Southern poetry

Anonymous

Marketing Major boys gotta stay in

joseph

amazing

Anonymous

Please do not cut a thing it is perfect. The man that proclaimed we should just all party together is amazing.

Anonymous

is this where let go Brandon was involved?? lmaoooo

Anonymous

I love the contrast between the drivers interviews and the crowd. Also I shared the trailer on youtube to a bunch of friends that don't follow channel 5 too closely, main thing they said is too much shouting at the beginning, maybe space it out just a tad IMO. Great fucking footage as always guys

Anonymous

Can someone please explain to me why they were yelling butthole

Anonymous

idk but the "100 + 2 = 102... that's what we fuckin do" part where it cuts to the channel 5 graphic is gold

Anonymous

Yo how many bh u see?

Anonymous

shoulda showed your butthole smh, fuckin kyle busch went and fucked it up for yall

Anonymous

fucking fire

Anonymous

favorite video you've ever put out... and lets see yer butthoooooole

Anonymous

extended cut of the freestyle at the end is needed

Anonymous

What’s bumhole about

Jeff M

whatever you do you must keep the marketing majors in

Anonymous

I fucking died when they said the diversification is happening right before our eyes and it cuts to dawg just cheesing LMAO

Anonymous

Channel 5 at its best shows you wild stuff (a lot of times from ignorant people) but it makes you think while you laugh. You feel for the ignorant, drunk subject and think about their struggle. This unfortunately was not Channel 5 at its best. This just felt like privileged drunk douche bags screaming about showing butt holes but being to square to show their butthole. I thought that was a Juggalo thing but at least Juggalos will actually show their butthole.

Anonymous

Incredible work. You could cut down the VIP access / nbc bit. Drivers pissing themselves didn’t have much of a payoff so that could be tightened up too

Anonymous

don't cut a damn thing, it's perfect

Anonymous

A+ to the marketing major

Anonymous

This is all gold.

Anonymous

Great journalism!

Anonymous

the part with you getting kicked out and "lamestream" should be cut, wasnt really funny. i would probably cut the part where you are talking to guy and tell him to turn around

Anonymous

"Are you concerned that his pee was burning?" loooool

Anonymous

You cannot cut this the whole thing is amazing. MURICA!

Anonymous

I am sincerely concerned that you guys are gonna get covid at some point, stay safe boys!

Anonymous

Wish i could cast this to my tv

Anonymous

the wasted marketing majors are my favorite lmao

Anonymous

Was dying at the guy who said “Let’s all party together mannn”

Anonymous

Would be way better if you posted on a format that supports Chromecast or most SmartTVs

Anonymous

Hahahahahahhaha Talladega is the last great WASP haj

Anonymous

My god Talladega is apparently the gift that keeps on giving

Anonymous

This is a top 5 video.

Anonymous

Here’s to honour

Anonymous

Whatever you do, you can't cut the dehydrated dog guy

Anonymous

The only logical end to this video: "Are you rapping?"

Anonymous

I can't believe I made the video

Anonymous

Here's to honor

Anonymous

The fuck Kyle Busch chant is a cherished Dega tradition thoughhhh

Anonymous

was he rapping tho?

Anonymous

hell yeah!!

Anonymous

That cameo by Leo from That 70's Show needs to be longer!

Anonymous

Definitely keep Big Baby Scumbag in there.

Anonymous

Primo shit

Anonymous

This made me sub

Anonymous

Meatcanyon people

Anonymous

the mecca part had me crying from laughter you need that in there. great work as always boys

Anonymous

As per usual Andrew finds the rappers

Anonymous

Always gotta cut me off

Anonymous

Sometimes I'm just clapping at my computer watching this Thanks for the amazing work once again guys !

Anonymous

Another amazing release

Anonymous

Started in 2019 when a guy got so drunk he was tired of seeing boobs. I have the original footage. wild.

Anonymous

Absolute banger!!!!

Anonymous

Love all 12 minutes. I say run the full.Also... Release an extended cut on VHS and put it in a white sleeve box with DEGA written with a sharpie marker for the GIES

Anonymous

Can we get a butthole count for this?

Anonymous

damn thats shitt was good.

Anonymous

What if Kyle Bush showed his butthole?!

Anonymous

bars at the end

Anonymous

Fire vid

Anonymous

this was amazing

Anonymous

beautiful

Anonymous

Redneck poetry

Anonymous

beautiful.

Awumpa

upload the whole thing

Anonymous

Roll tide roll! Yee yee

Anonymous

Hahah he wasn’t rapping btw

Anonymous

Keep the bars at the end for sure

Anonymous

shout out big baby scumbag

Anonymous

Best $5 I ever spent lmao

Anonymous

The guy at the end, and the black butthole dude make the cut for sure

Anonymous

Fucking amazing

Anonymous

definitely keep the marketing majors haha

a k tomasi

are you rapping?

Anonymous

the marketing majors scene is GOD tier.

Anonymous

"hey, let's just all party together, man."

Anonymous

As much is it is an honor to watch this as a patreon, Carrhart Neckbeard needs to be posted on the gram and youtube. His lines were fire!!!

Federico

"are you rapping?" lol

Anonymous

That last guy was literally amazing

Anonymous

Big Baby scumbag the rapper is a national hero lmao

Anonymous

Mecca part was both hilarious and poignant - showing one group seeing this as the last great WASP event (or w/e was said) and another highlighting the diversity was super interesting

Anonymous

god that rocked

Anonymous

Heard Project pat

Anonymous

all of it is gold, add more please. more talladega, more nascar, moar motors

Anonymous

don't cut anything. this shit is primo

Anonymous

WE’RE MARKETING MAJORS

Anonymous

Marketing lads were top

Anonymous

bravo!

Anonymous

The highlight for me is the man that just walks up and says ''Lets just all party together man"

Anonymous

That teaser at the end thooooo

Nacho

Gold

Anonymous

Bro add more, don't trim, this shit is absolute gold.

Anonymous

Hahahaha wow

Anonymous

You can't just introduce this modern-day Thoreau and ask him to rap and end the video! We need part 2.

Anonymous

I love this

Anonymous

The screaming marketing tips were excellent and I really enjoyed the serious diversity bit /sudden black guy screaming butthole. The guy calling himself a f**t doesn't go down as casually in the UK, its much more offensive and stark. And there's probably a bit too much shouting, like, people playing up to camera? I laughed the most at the bit where that guy had burning when he peed and Andrew is like "are you not concerned" lol.

Anonymous

yo my merch still hasn't arrived, any idea when aus is getting their orders or if im just super unlucky?

GM

Love it.. You should sell this to China and ISIS, it makes for phenomenal anti-American propaganda (other than the sane people)

Anonymous

Solid gold

803cart

or just reinforces why america is fuckin sweet, it all depends on how cool you are

Anonymous

this shit incredible bro. the business majors must make it into the final and the dude who said it was mecca lmaoooo

Chris

NASCAR corporate is actually desperate to avoid the red heck stereotype, I worked with one of their accountants, he said you were expected to be 100% business professional always, like no moments of business casual at the workplace, you always have to wear a suit, even if you're just coming in to simply grab something. It's wild that they're marketing team is just failing this hard and they still have that obvious stereotypical red neck audience anyways lmao

Anonymous

but y butthole

Anonymous

I think they explained it in the previous race car video. Something about being bored of boobs.

Anonymous

A hunnit plus two... dats what we do.

Anonymous

Sooo good! Glad I can finally $upport your work!!

Anonymous

Honestly think the WHOLE thing at one time is one of the most memorable things I've seen in recent history

Anonymous

Great video. Would love to see more deep south / bible belt content.

Anonymous

Please dont cut this down, its literally perfect as-is

Anonymous

Honestly you guys should just leave it at it’s current length. It didn’t feel long at all and every part feels essential to the next.

Anonymous

This was engaging the whole way dude

Anonymous

Add more if you got it, this is all great.

MySelf69

damn this is good

Anonymous

Are you rapping?

Anonymous

I personally dont think you should cut any of it for youtube lmao

Anonymous

Fuck yeah. Can't wait for part 3 :)

Anonymous

this is the greatest party of all times

Anonymous

i love butthole

Anonymous

thank you for being the only trustworthy news source. appreciate ya!

Zane Wright

The editing is groundbreaking. Marketing majors and WASP hajj got me real good. My pre-existing NASCAR stereotypes are simultaneously shattered and reinforced. "Hey let's just all party together maaaaaaan"

Anonymous

nahhhh bigbabyscumbag cameo had me geeked hahahahaha

Anonymous

In 100 years the archives from andrew will be used to examine how humans lived in america at the time

Anonymous

STRATEGIC ADVERTISEMENT!!!

Anonymous

I'd def say the second half has to stay. the diversity bit is really interesting and the hippie asking if we can all party together had me cackling

Anonymous

you could probably cut the "do you like cars" bit

Anonymous

MArketing majors had me rolling

Anonymous

tbh the kyle busch stuff wasn't that interesting

Anonymous

Never did I think I would see a guy I randomly hooked up with freshman year in a Channel 5 video, and yes the sex was beyond bad.

Anonymous

The interviews with the drivers or pit crew was great.

Anonymous

honestly man I think this was all really good lmfaoo I would just drop it as is on youtube

Anonymous

"are you rapping?" and getting banned for asking too much about peeing. lols.

Anonymous

more butthole

Anonymous

never thought I'd hear you guys use an unreleased Logic beat lmao much love

Anonymous

Cant believe i just watched a bunch of rednecks do an Australian style shoey, cultural acceptance is real and this is evidence.

Anonymous

The final interview. Those kinds of drunken chants are the thing we need, Andy.

Anonymous

the last guy wasnt too interesting (about the butholes) but man does he look like KSI

Anonymous

This stuff is far less interesting than most of what's put out by you guys. Really samey and the people being interviewed have literally nothing to say. Maybe it's cause I feel like I've seen this before in your past vid there. How does any of this footage add to what you showed before or show us another perspective on this event?

Anonymous

they literally give a new perspective to it by going backstage. also i think the fact that stuff DOES repeat itself there 2 years later is just fucking hillarious.

Anonymous

You can’t cut any of this.

Anonymous

How could you cut any of this wtf it's perfection

Anonymous

eeyyy big baby the man

Anonymous

You have to include the show your butthole mecca clip

Anonymous

As a gay guy, my gaydar was beeping loud when various guys were offering to actually show their butthole with an excited voice.

Anonymous

I refuse to believe these people exist.

Anonymous

Maybe not everyone should have a right to vote <3

Anonymous

the part with the marketing majors is fucking gold

Anonymous

you HAVE to include the first 1:15 because thats iconic. 5:46-6:13 is also amazing, i lost my shit at ' andthats what the fuck we do'. if u can try to put in both garage guys scenes (if not then the 1st) bc that was great shit to hear

Anonymous

are you rapping???

Anonymous

guys what is a fuckin cow bush?

Needy

Bro out in the field finding them Bards an shit

Anonymous

This legit made my heart rate go up. 🥲 How does Andrew keep such a straight face?

Anonymous

u need to include "hey man turn around" *no ones there*

Anonymous

oh shit fucking big baby scumbag wtf lol

Anonymous

are you rapping is a phenomenal moment

Anonymous

MARKETING MAJORS

Anonymous

some good marketing tips in there

Anonymous

no suprise lil nas x is thinking of butt hole

Prognostic Hannya

"We want to get to know the consumer... get to know their BUTTTTTHOLLLLEEEE"

Prognostic Hannya

You can tell the Int'l Players Anthem guy spent so long on that poem, he's so proud of it

Anonymous

This was the best video yet.

Leah Starks

The "fuck kyle bush" segment was really interesting. also I love the juxtaposition between the rowdy crowd and the driver interviews. keep the piss part in please. and the marketing majors and dehydrated dog man

Anonymous

3:00 - 3:02 = Nightmare fuel.

Anonymous

Do they only have a one joke

Anonymous

the guy saying nursery rhymes about being straight at the end definitely has to stay

Anonymous

No buttpussy so sad lol

Tendaji X

Dehydrated dog should stay

Anonymous

JFC did you just interview my entire family in one place?

Ryan

Shoutout the guy who was able to rattle off marketing 101 talking points while absolutely fucking plastered

Anonymous

"it makes me feel disgusting because it tastes like feet" I appreciate the honesty bud.

Anonymous

"Joe Biden has a weird butthole bro"

C

Makes me sick honestly. I can't believe these are real people. Alcohol and drugs only explain so much. Is this why the country feels like it's rotting? And so many of these people are the "same" in the other videos like this. All of them drunk, rapping, trying to find pssy, each claiming "they don't give a fk". People like this are everywhere in these videos and it feels overwhelming. It's entertaining to be sure but it's hard not to judge and read into why we have so many problems and why it's hard to be brotherly towards one another.

Anonymous

^ real patreon right here

Lindsay Jacob Brown

this makes me happy like South Park makes me happy