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Hey guys, it’s been a while! First, I would like to begin for apologizing that we’ve taken a little hiatus for the past couple weeks. It is because we’ve been on the road, filming new content almost every day for three weeks and are about to hit you with a barrage of new videos.

 In addition, we’ve hired an extra editor to handle the editing load and get you guys videos faster and more consistently before the end of the month. So here’s some things that are coming out within the coming weeks, which will be exclusively debuting on Patreon, as well as some accompanying stills from the videos.

1) Pick Up Artist Bootcamp: We spent the weekend on the Las Vegas Strip with a Swiss-born P.U.A named Vince "Hollywood" Kelvin and five of his pupils, who paid large sums to be trained in the arts of picking up women. One was successful, while four others failed. The Hoff Twins made a surprise appearance on Fremont Street in Las Vegas' Downtown area, and were not impressed with Vince "Hollywood" Kelvin's courting tactics. (Photos 1-6) 

2) qAnon Patriot Roundup: in Dallas, we gained entry to an exclusive roundup of Patriots, among whom included General Michael Flynn, Sidney Powell, Allen West, George Papadopoulos and many other political figures involved with the far-right, many of whom participated in the Capitol Riot on January 6. We also brought in our friend Brace Belden, who hosts our favorite podcast, TrueAnon, for interviews and commentary. (Photos 7-11)

3) Chet's World: we've been working on a documentary chronicling the childhood, rise to viral social media fame, and recent controversy surrounding Tom Hanks' and Rita Wilson's son, Chet Hanks, famous for his occasional Jamaican accent and recent viral single, 'White Boy Summer.' (Photos 12-14)

Thank you guys so much for your support, for real. You made this all possible. 

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Anonymous

Do your thing guys!

Anonymous

can’t wait

David

It’s definitely worth the wait boys, you are all awesome. Can’t wait to see those new videos

Anonymous

beautiful

Kyle Resende

YESSSSS! so excited!

ryan

bless t97

Andrey Shafranov

Can we get a White Lives Matter Rally pt 2?

Anonymous

how can i apply for an editing job with u guys

Anonymous

I am ready

Anonymous

Ugh y’all have been missed! Beyond excited for what’s next!!!

Anonymous

best news all week cant wait for this u guys are awesome

Brian

More like Channel 5 summer

Anonymous

These new shirts hell yeah

Anonymous

Take your time bro! The quality you produce is always worth the wait. 🔥🤙🏿

Bryan Naylor

Fuck yeah. Y'all are the new the bold and the brave.

Anonymous

Fuck yeah thanks guys! Don't mind the wait for dope ass content! Thanks for working hard in the streets!

Anonymous

White boy summer got my mouth on water 💧 and my dick 🍆 on hard.

Anonymous

Heck yeah y’all always come through, no rush. All of that sounds awesome

Anonymous

Can't fuckin' wait!

Anonymous

Pumped UUUP

c_stenzy

hope The Dark Cowboy makes an appearance!

Anonymous

Your face in picture 3 is beautiful.

Anonymous

So excited!!

Anonymous

Merch when tho???? I'm trying to support in more ways than one!

Anonymous

Incoming bangerz alert code red

Anonymous

OMG I can’t wait

Anonymous

Cant wait to hear Chet's bars

Anonymous

We are all pisspiggranddad's on this day.

Anonymous

Hell yeah thank you for letting us know!

06baby

Amazing

Anonymous

Can't wait. Sounds awesome.

Anonymous

God the pick up artist one just sounds so goddamn good

Anonymous

Absolutely critical that y’all are covering Flynn, Powell, Stone, Prince, etc… Lots of connections back to ‘16 (successful) and ‘20 (attempted) election interference too. Seth Abramson’s research/books have been critical in mapping how fucked these people are

Anonymous

these sound fuckin awesome

Anonymous

YOU GOT CHET HANKS HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS GONNA BE AMAZING

Anonymous

You got Chet Hanks holy shit this is content worth paying for!

Anonymous

Sounds amazing

Anonymous

Stoked. Sounds like y’all have been doing some great work and getting some quality footage. Props.

Anonymous

Looks fire

Anonymous

Hold'n it dowwwn🤙

Anonymous

Best patreon update I've ever received. We're all here ready for the goodness, my man. Keep it up guys!

Steve Jobs Skin Mask

Can't wait to see the Vince Kelvin episode. My Taiwanese mother in law used to go to his classes in LA when he was a curly haired-- straight laced self help guru.

Anonymous

Never trust a guy with a mohawk and a flow chart

Anonymous

Holy shit, the difference between him then and now is nuts. Dude looks like he just discovered MySpace and found himself.

Linda Hoang

Let's goooo!!! I'm so excited.

Jack Nancy

#4 is my favorite thing for so many reasons. Love those boys.

Anonymous

theres day when I think "psh theyre never gonna drop content, what am i wasting money for" and then there's days were I wake up to posts like this. Holy shit so excited. I only watch Channel 5

Anonymous

not sure what pisspiggranddad is doing hanging with this younger crowd??

Anonymous

All of this looks so, so good. I can't wait to watch.

Anonymous

You guys are awesome. Keep up the great work!

Anonymous

Can’t wait for the videos and it’s worth the wait, keep up the good work

Dustin

He mentioned that he isn't gonna focus on Merch for C5. The AGNB merch was forced upon by DTM.

Anonymous

Holy shit you guys hung out with Chet Hanks hahahahahaha fuck yes

Anonymous

Awesome 😁

Anonymous

Gonna miss the suit but absolute sauce on the C5 gear.

Anonymous

holy shit these look amazing

Anonymous

Take your time guys, we lose no faith! <3

Anonymous

brace <3 :0

Anonymous

Happy to be able to help out a little. 👍🏼

Anonymous

So Harley Davidson gear is the new "undercover" far-right costume? Makes sense, y'all genius-esss.

Oneyedjax

TrueAnon is my fave podcast, too! Been with them from the very beginning and love it 😍

Chumbucket

GIVE US BRACE

Anonymous

Saw u at the LA show under the bridge about a week ago 😭 thanks for the content guys! And thanks for the badass picture!

Anonymous

why is his neck so red

Anonymous

Very excited about the Chet hanks videos

Steve Jobs Skin Mask

What’s the story with this video? Not happening?

Jack

Larry Susan forever