Zambia Does Not Know Da Wae - Transcript (Patreon)

This is My Queen. Ugandan Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. I’m going to be responding to an article that appeared on News 24 dot com. Called Zambia crackdown on sex dolls provokes fierce rights debate. Written March 12th 2018.

These are dark times my bruddas. Those who do not know duh way are cracking down on sex dolls throughout Africa. 

Zambia is waging a fierce campaign against sex dolls. The government launched the crackdown on the sex toys last month, threatening offenders with heavy jail terms , spitting, and ebola. over the dolls which, it says, are "very unnatural". They do not know duh way.

We have footage of a knuckles escaping from authorities after a police raid.

Minister of National Guidance and Religious Affairs Godfridah Sumaili says. Quote.

"Being a Christian nation, obviously we are anchored in Christian principles and one of the values is morality and ethics. The use of sex dolls is definitely in contradiction to our natural heritage and our principles. They are the way of the devol. Unquote.

Meanwhile sex doll inventors and the Patriots for Economic Progress, argue that sex dolls are duh way. can cure loneliness, and prevent the spread of AIDS. We have some footage of a debate held in the Zambian capital earlier this month.

Officials say that sex dolls fall under a constitutional law against making, owning, importing, selling or displaying "obscene matters or things". punishable with a maximum prison term of five years, spitting, and ebola.

One knuckles is quoted as saying. Quote.

"I would order a sex doll without hesitation. I am assured of a disease-free relationship because a sex doll will not cheat on me. They are not materialistic and will forever remain faithful. Government is now violating our privacy as citizens. Unquote.

My bruddas. These are dark days. They do not know duh way, and they spit on the way of the devol. But our ebola is strong. Our ebola will overcome.

Long Live the Warriors of Uganda. 

This is My Queen. Ugandan Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. Signing off.