Just Another Day At Work, Part 1 Of 3 (Patreon)

PART 1 

PART 2 

PART 3 

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"But, we need these papers signed, right fucking now!!!"

Jeanne yelled as she walked up from her office chair, her thick curves and bubbly hair bouncing along the way, as she grabbed the clipboard with the documents and headed for the main door of the container that was one of the construction site's offices, before opening it up, a massive gust of wind now entering inside as she paused. She knew how dangerous was what she was about to do and she paused to take a breath, the urgency of having these documents signed by the big boss by noon making her greet her teeth. She was one of the company's most determined employees after all, and managing such a task at such harsh conditions, would certainly lead to even higher raise than what she had been promised...

"So, you'll walk through the wrecking cranes field in this weather... Are you crazy, gurl?!? I mean... Just look at them sway, the wind is crazy out there!!!"

Monica spatted, trying talking sense into her bubbly colleague as she widened her eyes in order to emphasize the shit-show that was going down inside. Both women glanced out through their window, the sight making them shiver as there ahead of them laid a field full of the company's heavy machinery, all heavy duty cranes with massive wrecking balls hanging from their metallic arms, numerous balls of massive steel of all sizes, each more than 2 tons in weight. And with such ferocious wind, these balls were all dangling around in the air, coming and going like crazy pendulums of destruction, even occasionally colliding with each other, producing clanking sounds of such volume that could literally raise the dead...

"You got a deathwish or something?!?"

Monica finally added, before Jeanne took one final look at her...

"A woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do..."

The bubbly brunette said, before storming out into the open.

"No, Jeanne wait, don't go out there! Jeanne, wait... Jeanne!!!"

Monica kept yelling from behind, but it was no use, Jeanne was already advancing several feet into the field, the strong winds howling around her as she started doing her best to avoid the wrecking balls...

* SWOOSH * SWOOSH * SWOOOSH * SWOOSH *

The massive steel balls were furiously cutting through the air above her, but she paid no mind...

"Pfff... Piece of cake..."

She murmured to herself in reassurance as she realized that none of them were as close to the ground as to be any serious threat to anyone at her height, a fact that gave her confidence and she kept walking steadily to the direction of the boss's office, the clipboard with the documents firm in her hand...

* CLANK! *

A loud noise echoed right above Jeanne head, as the steel-wire that was holding one of the medium sized wrecking balls broke due to the tension mid-air, and started its free fall to the ground. Jeanne managed to lift her glance momentarily, only to realize that the ball was heading straight towards her, before muttering...

"Oh, sh--"

* FLLOOOOOOMMMPPPHHHHH!!! *

With a loud rubber thud, the ball fell right on Jeanne's head, pushing it down on the top of her upper body and making her neck disappear within her chest, as with a cartoonish mass displacement, the curves all over her body widened and thickened up while at the same time she instantly shortened down to less than the 2/3 of her normal height...

* CLANK * CLANK * CLANK *

The ball bounced off of her head, hitting the ground next to her as it revealed her smashed head now shoved stupidly between her boobs with a goofy expression in her face...

"NNNgggngnnn...."

Jeanne mumbled incoherently at what had hit her, her plumpened arm raising up to touch her face in shock and confusion, the now thickened up, semi-dwarf curvy parody of woman having frozen in place as the clipboard ejected from her arm upon the collision, and cracks had now appeared beneath her feet from the blast, but before the woman could even blink once more, another loud clank echoed from above her, as yet another wrecking ball, this one twice the size of the previous, started coming down at her with full speed...

* FLLOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMPPPHHHHH!!! *

This time the deformation was ridiculous, as Jeanne was once more compressed, now down to the size of less than the 1/3 of her normal height, her curves and all her body parts widening out and spreading like rubber to her sides, as the cracks beneath her feet expanded...

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TO BE CONTINUED...

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