ACFGTTM) An Idiot Appears (Patreon)

“Don’t worry about that. I will make sure to keep my word.” Tomoya replied. At the same time, the door opened, and a sleepy Remmi walked in. She wobbled slightly as she made her way to Tomoya, fell into her arms, and curled up. Tomoya only smiled and patted her head.

“You two get along so well… it makes me jealous.” Shion pouted slightly. She couldn’t help but be slightly jealous. 

“ No need to get jealous. I will cuddle you later if you want,” Tomoya said with a grin.

“Really!?” Shion’s eyes lit up. The pure, innocent, unknowing eyes that trusted Tomoya from the bottom of her heart had no idea that the fox demon wanted to make her cuddle in a different manner.

“Of course!” Tomoya replied. Of course, she would not go too, too far just yet. But she did have to thank the slime girl in her arms. She had been wondering how she was going to take Ramiris under her belt. But now, with her slime body skill, she could easily handle the various races.

“Then I should make you something good!” Shion stood up and wanted to run out of the room. She looked like a housewife ready to please her husband.

“Shion!” Tomoya quickly stopped her. “If you are going to cook, make sure you have Benimaru taste test it, okay?” 

“Hmmmm? If Tomo says so…” Shion nodded like a good girl. She then walked over, grabbed Benimaru, who was sweating bullets, by the collar, and dragged him out of the room.

Tomoya let out a sigh of relief and then said a small prayer: “I wish you luck….”

“Tomo….” Shuna called out softly. “Did you know that Shion was bad at cooking?”

“Let’s just say I had a feeling,” Tomoya replied. Shuna nodded her head. She could see why. The others in the room were all trying to hide their presence when they heard the words cooking and Shion.

A few days later…

“Tomoya-sama! Please Save me!” Benimaru looked as if he was going to die. 

“Is Shion still trying to make something editable!?” Tomoya was shocked. She did not think Shion would still be at it.

“You have no idea. I think I have seen my kin a thousand times now! At this rate, all the monsters in the forest will be hunted!”  Benimaru had tears in his eyes as she hugged Tomoya’s leg.

“Alright, I will talk to her. Do me a favor and keep an eye out for anyone coming to the village. Let me know if you hear anything.” Tomoya patted Benimaru on the shoulder and headed towards the cooking area, where purple smoke was rising into the air.

Many goblins were standing outside looking in with fear written all over their faces, and on the ground was Gobta, who seemed to have become a sacrifice at some point. Tomoya sighed as she walked in and saw Shion stirring a pot with bloodshot eyes. “Shion.”

“Tomoya-sama!” Shion almost jumped out of her skin. She quickly slammed the lid on the pot and stood in front of it with a reddish tent to her cheeks.

“Shion, you do not need to cook for me. Everyone has something they are good at and bad at. I am bad at many things as well. Like I can’t dance. So, let’s put cooking aside. Didn’t we promise to cuddle?” Tomoya walked up to Shion and took her hand. SHion lowered her head and nodded.

[Ding]

[Shion’s Affection: +5 ]

[Current: 45]

“Let’s go.” Tomoya walked out of the kitchen with Shion in tow. She motioned for one of the goblins to get rid of whatever it was that Shion was making.

The two had only made it one street over when A gobline ran over to them. “Tomoya-sama, there, someone has come to the village!”

“Okay… Okay… let’s go take a look, shall we?” Tomoya looked at Shion, who nodded but gripped Tomoya’s hand hard out of anger. 

Tomoya chuckled and pulled the angry one to the village entrance. When they arrived, Benimaru, Shuna, Souei, and Hakurou were already there with Ranga and Remmi, who seemed to have just come back from training. “What’s going on.”

“Tomo!” Remmi jumped off Ranga and jumped on Tomoya. Ever since she had become Tomoya’s wife, she has been very dependent on Tomoya. But this did not mean she was weak at all just that she was very clingy.

“Tomoya-sama, it seems that we have a group of lizardmen,” Benimaru explained.

“Oh?” Tomoya looked at the lizardmen who were riding over and sighed. This idiot was good at battle but an idiot. 

As the lizardmen came to a stop. The one in the lead jumped off his mount and landed in the most dramatic way possible. Another lizardman dressed up as a Naruto wannabe introduced the lizard man, standing there with a smug expression on his face. “Everyone, please remember this honorable face that you guys will be working for. This person is the next leader of the lizardmen and is also the world’s strongest warrior!”

“Who let this idiot out of his cage?” Shion asked with a snort.

But her words did not seem to reach the lizardman, who was acting all high and mighty as he yelled out: “My name is Gabiru! I especially came here today to allow you all…. Ouch! Who hit me!?”

“I did! Your loud voice is scaring my wife so shut up!”