BRAGR) Mr. Idiot (Patreon)

It seemed that someone did not wish for me to get any rest. After almost an entire night of being healed by Angel and Hilde, I was forced to deal with an issue first thing in the morning.

“What’s going on now?” I was getting dressed when Mati had come in to make the report.

“With the decline of monsters as they horde has moved on, a wave of people have begun appear out side the barrier. The new Army of the Fallen have been trying to keep the peace but things are starting to get out of control. A level 26 player has appeared and seems to be trying to start a revolt.” Mati explained.

The Army of the Fallen was the name of the new military that had been established after I took in all the troops. I did not come up with the name; Angel did, and to be honest, it was an amazing name. Fit perfectly with the fact that their leader was a demon.

“A level 26 player huh?” I snorted as I stretched my hand out to take out my sword but forgot my sword had been destroyed during my fight with the dragon. “Umm… where is my crappy sword?”

I had no choice but to dig through my inventory. Until I finally found it. It was not as good as the one I had gotten during the world boss raid in Erune, but it would have to do for now.

“Let’s go.” I tapped the sword on my shoulder as I walked out towards the window. I could take the stairs but jumping out the window was just faster.

When I landed with a light thud, I felt a light tap on the ground behind me. Mati had followed suit and jumped out the window, too.

“Rise up! Help me break down this barrier! We will make those inside live like us and take back what should belong to us!” this was what I heard as I arrived on scene. There were multiple injured soldiers on the ground inside the barrier getting healed by a few of our resident mages.

Outside the barrier were cries to be let in and a strong will to fight. “Mati follow me out. Kill anyone who dares to attack. Even if they are throwing air.”

“Understood, Master.” Mati nodded and suddenly pulled out a whip. I guess, unlike Hilde, who liked to use her fists, Mati liked whips.

“Oh? So you finally came out of hiding?” The young man who was standing on top of a barricade looked down at me condescendingly. He was acting as if he was top shit in the world.

“Zoe!” I heard a cry from behind me to turn and see Jada and Mike standing there with their camera.

“Jada, make sure you report all of this. It’s important for the world to understand what the new rule of law is.” I gave her a smile before looking back up at the idiot on the wall.

“Heh, you talk big for someone who has only now shown their face.” The young man sneered at me.

“What’s your name?” I asked calmly. Not taking the bait. I know he was trying to rile me up. He has to understand this is not the internet. You can’t be a keyboard warrior in real-life situations. Just a jackass on a wall sticking his nose in the air.

“Death Blade!” The young man announced. He looked around eighteen years of age. But it seemed his head had a hole in it since its brains were leaking out. From what I could tell, he was of the human race so, which meant he did not get much for race traits. But to actually name yourself Death Blade in the real world…

“Okay, then, Mr. Death Blade. How do you wish to die? I am in a good mood today so I will let you pick. You can have your skin shaved off or have your body slowly dissected and chopped up. I will be sure to heal you between each slice so that you can enjoy the long lasting pleasure of pain.” I should really question who the crazy person is here. But just thinking about seeing his blood splattering all over the place while he screamed in pain made me slightly excited.

“Do you think you can really kill me? I am level 26! I am one of the highest level players in the game!”

“And? I still do not see how this has anything to do with the choice I just gave you. Pick now or I will just do both.” I was really getting sick of this guy’s monologue. He talks so much!

“How about I just kill you and then the maid there!” and then Mr. Idiot jumped off the barricade and attacked with a big axe in his hand.

With a light parry and a swift punch to the gut, Mr. Idiot was now on the ground, trying to catch his breath. “Are you stupid? This is the real world, not the game. Plus I am level 35! How the hell did you plan to beat me?” I shook my head, not even wanting to listen to this guy talk anymore. I walked over and kicked his weapon away as I said: “Since you did not want to choose I will just do both.”