Angel Food Cake - Calimat (Patreon)

Boss is blowing up at work! Here's the second half of my contribution to the Inflated Egos zine this past March! It was all I could do to appropriately keep these a secret long enough! And you better believe this one also comes with a bit of off-the-cuff writing on my part!

It's like she swallowed a roiling cauldron. Arch-Accountant Calimat fans herself as she takes stock of what's happening to her. In the moment, she was enchanted by its light flavors, but as her stomach and breasts burst out of her sweater and strain her jacket, it occurs to her that she may have accidentally picked up angel food cake. Her constitution rejects it unanimously, but the only way it can express itself is with increasingly ludicrous amounts of gas.

Towering Arch-Accountant Calimat rises to get somewhere more private and deal with this mistake, but clearly didn't account for how much her own bloating might be able to build up: even her thighs bulge with new fullness that splits the seam of her pants outright. 

As her ballooning body threatens to expose itself in front of everyone, Towering Demon Lord Arch-Accountant Calimat curses her indiscretion. "Cali... if you don't explode," a burp escapes her plump, refined lips, "this is going to be humiliating at best."