Mrs. Shimizu's Interview (Patreon)

INTERVIEWER: We are here with Mrs. Shimizu, who is going to participate today in a series of questions about a government survey on the tastes and habits of our country's citizens.

INTERVIEWER: Is that okay with you, Ms. Shimizu?

MRS. SHIMIZU: Yes, I'm fine!

INTERVIEWER: What do you like to do most in everyday life?

MRS. SHIMIZU: I like to take care of my house. I also love taking care of my husband's welfare, and also... err... taking care of my brother-in-law's welfare.

INTERVIEWER: Does your brother-in-law live with you?

MRS. SHIMIZU: Yes!

INTERVIEWER: And what do you do to spend the rest of the day after the housework?

MRS. SHIMIZU: I help my brother-in-law have fun during the day. He feels so... lonely.

INTERVIEWER: What is this fun like? What kind of games do you play together to have fun?

MRS. SHIMIZU: ... I taste his extremely meaty and juicy sausage...

INTERVIEWER: Oh! So he's a good cook?

MRS. SHIMIZU: Actually... he enjoys tasting more than anything else...

INTERVIEWER: Mmm... So he's a guy with a lot of appetite?

MRS. SHIMIZU: Pretty much!

INTERVIEWER: Cool! The first part of the interview is finished. But we still want to know more about you, okay? Can we come back here another day?

MRS. SHIMIZU: Yes, whenever you want! 

INTERVIEWER: Arigatô gozaimasu!