Princess Mario (Patreon)

1: Boy, sometimes it's a little boring being a princess that constantly gets abducted by Bowser. I sure hope Prince Peach comes save me soon...

2: Sometimes I imagine a simpler life. What if I was... something totally banal. Like a plumber! Yeah, with a cute little moustache! Then I could be the one going around saving princesses! That would be fun!

3: Prince Peach! Finally, you're here! Did you want to join us in a game of charades before saving me? Bowser is REALLY BAD it's so funny!

4: A 'cactus'! How on earth was I supposed to get that you're trying to be a 'cactus' from that pose! Oh Bowser you're so funny!

 5: (Prince Peach) - Don't worry, princess! I will save you... from this truly heartbreaking failure of a charades player!