Keg-Girls (Patreon)

"Ta-daaaah!!!"

"What's that!?"

"A Keg-Girl!"

"What's that!?"

"It's like a beer keg... You know..."

"I don't get it."

"Really? I was inspired by your Barrel Girls! A Keg-Girl! Just tickle or hurt her feet and she will spit out beer for you! Look!"

MrArgent gently tickled Jasmine's left foot before violently slapping the sole of her right foot. This made beer come out of her mouth-pipe. He then served the glass of the ice-cold alcoholic beverage to everyone's favorite plushie penguin, Penguin.

"I don't know..."

"Oh COMON Bigail... It's JASMINE, being OBJECTIFIED, and you can control her with her FEET through TICKLING and FOOT TORTURE. What's wrong with it!?"

"I don't know... I don't want to push drugs onto my followers... That would be a bad thing for to do."

"YOU HAVE BEEN CONDONING HASHISH AND MARIJUANA FOREVER! ARE YOU SERIOUS!? "

"Hashish and marijuana are more like medicatio-"

"Get out of my house."