Nature: Documented Ep.2 (Patreon)

"Hi. And welcome back. To your very favorite TV show about documenting nature: Nature: Documented. My name is your host and tonight, I mean, It is I, your very favorite TV show host, Behgail LaPetitemouton. And tonight, we will get learnt about another animalgirl.

Ladies and gentlemen... The piggygirl!!!

Look at this little fuck!!!

They're cute but they are so dirty... Yuck... They play in mud all day and they stink...

Look at her.

She's completely clueless that her only purpose in life, is as for to be eaten... Such a dumb, dumb animalgirl.

Unlike sheep, who are not for to be eaten under any condition, because they provide precious and useful wool, for free basically, pigs do not provide anything. They are a very selfish animal, only thinking about feeding themselves.

But jokes on them.

The more they eat and do nothing, the more bacon they make. That's right people, bacon is coming from THAT!"

The entire audience went like "What!?" except one woman who said "Ewww".

"I'm not kidding! Piggygirls are MADE FOR TO BE EATEN. It is literally their entire purpose in life.

Take this little fuck for example.

Look into her eyes and you will see nothing. There is no emotions in there. No soul. Actually, this one is very expressive... She's looking at me like "HELP! I'M TRAPPED IN A PIGSUIT! PLEASE FREE ME FROM THIS PET-SLAVERY!!!"... Of course these are just the non-sensical thoughts of a pig but... I don't know... I almost feel like I know her... Maybe we were BFFs in another life... Like Victoria and I were in THIS life until she disappeared last month... I miss her so much..."

Probably touched by the story, the little piggygirl started squealing loudly.

"Even her squeals sounds like Victoria trying to yell my name through a muzzle..."

The squealing only got worse.

"Well... I guess this little piggygirl needs for to meet her faith... For to be eaten."

Again, fearless and brave and courageous, our very favorite nature documentation TV show host did what she had to do to show the people at home how to eat a piggygirl.

She wasn't supposed to do that. We fired her again. She's also being sued.

We are still searching for Victoria.

Penguin is still missing/wandering around, thinking about the mountains.

Behgail was seen selling her body on the corner of Redlight Street and Prostitute Avenue. She sold one arm so far.

FIN

But for to be continued next time, on NATURE: DOCUMENTED

Ending music, very epic but still very nature and like maybe a little safari-like.