Limbless Astronauts (Patreon)

They say that being an astronaut is the most difficult job in the world.

Well... Have you ever tried being an astronaut... LIMBLESS!?

Limbless astronauts are truly the heroes of our time.

But you know what... In these times of political correctness... Guess what...

Women limbless astronauts... THAT's the true heroines of our time.

Well... I guess black women limbless astronauts are even better... And... Relunctantingly... I kinda agree...

"Cashmere... You are amazing... You just saved our spaceship from crashing into the international space station, preventing over 11 deaths and priceless amount of stuffs. All that, with a tiny screwdriver in your mouth. You are the best."

"NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU DIDN'T OPEN YOUR CONTRABAND BAG FULL OF COCA-COLA CANS! ONE OF THEM SMASHED INTO THE MAIN PILOT SCREEN! YOU ARE A FUCKIN IDIOT, BIGAIL!"

Screamed Victoria, clearly jealous of Cashmere's beauty, intelligence and savoir-faire.

Racism in 2023? NOT IN MY SPACESHIP!!!

Victoria was punished accordingly that night by Captain Bigail.

FIN