The Sheepgirl's Diet (Patreon)

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"Hi. Welcome to Nature: Documented. I am your hostess, Abigail LaParcimonie, and thank you for joining us tonight on the number one channel: Channel One.

Tonight, we will talk about the Sheepgirl again. Most specifically, the diet of the Sheepgirl.

They eat feet.

That's about it.

They can't really eat it because they got bad teeth but they'll just keep chewing, biting and sucking on them until they are stopped somehow.

They drink Coca-Cola.

That's about it.

They do consume herbs, like normal sheep, but they don't eat it. They consume the herbs otherwisely.

Thank you and stay tuned for the next show: Who Wants To Be A Billionaire? Topless Edition!

It was I, Abigail La Pouterelle, your very favorite hostess, and I say to you, "Au Revoir"

Good night."