The Minigail Maintenance Unit 1 (Patreon)

"MrArgent!!! How are you!?"

"We got a problem."

"The only reason I stole your zen garden is because I don't have one and I really wanted it. If it makes you feel any better, I lost all the sand."

"Wait... What!?"

"I lost the little tools and decorations too. It's just a wooden tray now."

"BIGAIL, I NEVER HAD A ZEN GARDEN! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?"

"Oh... Then... I never stole any zen garden."

"I'm having HUGE issues with your stupid Minigail Cleaning System!"

"That's impossible. I guaranteed satisfaction to you."

"WELL I'M NOT SATISFIED!!!"

"You are being hysterical right now MrArgent, let's take a deep breath."

"..."

"I can't hear you breathe..."

"YOUR MCS DOESN'T WORK! FIX IT!"

"Alright, alright... What seems to be the defectiveness!?"

"The Minigails are constantly fighting and screaming and all that bullshit! One of them even attacked Mini Silverigail!!!"

"Why is Tinygail not taking care of this!?"

"TINYGAIL HAS GIVEN UP!!! SHE IS CRYING IN THE CORNER IN THE FETAL POSITION!!!"

"Well... Sounds to me like the Tinnitus Man is after them... They must be tired... The more tired you are, the closer he comes to you."

"TIRED!? I installed tiny little hammocks for them but they refuse to-"

"Hammocks!? Is there something wrong with your MMU!? Minigails need to sleep in the MMU. Only their color-coded sleepsacks can recover their energy."

"MMU!? The fuck is that!?"

"For your MCS to work properly, you need an MMU. A Minigail Maintenance Unit!"

"... YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT!!!"

"Well... Have you read the instruction manual!?"

"No!?... Where is it!?"

"It's in the back of the MMU."

"BUT I DON'T HAVE AN MMU! YOU NEVER TOLD ME ANYTHING ABOUT AN MMU!!!"

"That's what happens when you don't read the manual."

"JUST... JUST... COME HERE RIGHT NOW AND FIX THIS!"

MrArgent hanged up. He seemed irritated. Maybe it was the constant Minigail screaming in the back. Bigail quickly made her way to his place with her shoe car.

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