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Latex Suit Iris (Patreon)

Published:

2023-10-03 18:49:57

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2023-12

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"What would you like to have for lunch, Bigail!?"

"Eeeehhhh... Triangle!"

"Triangle!?"

"Yes. Triangle."

"..."

"I need to pee."

"Waiiiiiit a minute! Wait wait wait! What do you mean by triangle!?"

"Triangle food. Pizzas, watermelon slices, a wedge of cheese... Triangles!"

"So if I make you a sandwich..."

"..."

"And I cut it in triangles... That would be okay?"

"Of course!"

"But if I make you the same sandwich..."

"..."

"And I cut it in rectangles..."

"I would lose it."

"You would lose what? Your appetite? Your temper?? Your mind???"

"... I need to pee now."

" *Gulp* "

Iris gulped. She immediately started making triangle-shaped foods. The way Bigail looked at her before going for to pee will haunt her forever. Bigail NEVER made that face before. That face was one of a pure psychopath. It was indescribable. That face is a face you see once in a lifetime. Iris will forever be scared of Bigail and treat her like the superior woman she is.

Unbeknownst to her, the face Bigail did was because she silently sharted herself, explaining the rush to the bathroom.

Morale of the story is, next time someone make a face that intimidiate you, ask them if they just shat themselves.

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