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"Do you like cats, Rosalie!?"

"Of course I like cats. I like all animals. Can you free me now!?"

"Really?"

"You don't like cats!?"

"Well... I like them when they are tiny kittens but big cats are mostly... Just huge assholes. Plus, I don't have toxoplasmosis. So... Not really..."

"How can you not like cats!?!?"

"I'll give you one reason: Cruise Control."

"What!?"

"Let me demonstrate with these two items: A cat toy, and a fan!"

"You are the weirdest person I ever met, Bigail."

"Well... Be careful what you fish for, Rosalie."

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING BEHIND ME THERE!? HEY!!!"

"Just preparing the cruise control. Tst tst tst! BONHOMME! COME HERE!"

"Bonhomme!?"

"It's Betty's cat. I'm catsitting."

"HOW CAN YOU CATSIT WHEN YOU DON'T LIKE CATS!?!?!?"

"Easy. Cruise control. Have fun you two!!!"

"DON'T YOU DARE PUT THAT MASK ON MY FACE YOU BIT-GGRRRBBBMMMLLL!!!"

"This should help with all the laughing you're gonna do. Do you need a blindfold too!?"

At that moment, Chief Topo, of the FCPD, was doing his usual "Window To Window" patrol he always does. He randomly heard Bigail so he gave his opinion:

"Better blindfold her..."

"Right! Thank you Chief Topo! And thank you for serving and protecting Fallu City!!!"

"My pleasure."

He said, now on his way to Victoria's bedroom window.

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