Soap Punishment (Patreon)

As we all know by now, Delphine is old school. And in Québec, in the old times, they would punish people who say bad words by cleaning their mouth with soap. I never heard of that punishment outside of Québec so I feel like we invented it.

***Googling***

Like absolutely everything else, it wasn't invented by Québec at all. We just stole it, like everything else, from the USA and the UK. And apparently, they did that to punish for biting and tabacco use too.

I think the ONLY thing Québec invented is the Poutine, which was clearly invented by an American who told the waitress to "Put In" the gravy and cheese in his fries. Making the Poutine an American invention. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

But Delphine is still old school, and when I say bad words, she's gon punish me with the soap, like in the good old times.

I still love her more than anything. She is just trying to make me a better person.