The Living Girouette (Patreon)

In Lower-Canada, also known as Québec sometimes, but mostly known as "Don't Fuckin Go There!" by most of the world, we have these things called "Girouette" on every single roof of every single house.

They are always made of metal, usually black metal, and they always have a cock on it. No, not that kind of cock, you pervert. I'm talking about a rooster, the animal. A pre-chicken nugget, if you will.

Nobody really knows what they do though. I've heard that they point towards the nearest drinkable water source. Some other people say it points towards the nearest rainbow.

As for to me, I know the real answer is more scientific, you know me. I'm not the kind of girl that drinks the knowledge juice without double-questionating the taste, as they say.

My theory is that they are pointing to the true North. That is the only scientifical explanation.

So I made one with the help of my favorite sister-in-law, Thea! She can be very useful sometimes! (Especially when she is sleeping WINK WINK). You know me, I prefer when objects are living.

Anyway buy now and never lose your true North again!

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