Smoking Minigail (Patreon)

I'm always impressed by the power of a cigarette when it comes to interrogating criminals. It's not just in movies because I've seen it in true crimes documentaries on YouTube a lot too. A criminal will spill the bacon, as they say, and tell everything, completely ruining their lives, for a single cigarette.

That would never work on me.

For a cigarette, some hashish and an ice-cold Coca-Cola!? Yes, I would spill the bacon, as they say.

Remember that when Chief Topo talks, you have to imagine an australian accent. That's the rule. And as always, my voice is angelic. Not raspy and annoying.

"ALRIGHT, MINIGAIL! I got you your Macdonald Original Recipe Kingsize Cigarette, now you need to talk."

"*Puff* *Puff* Well... It all started when Thea stole my shrink ray gun..."

"What the fuck does that have to do with the destruction of 69% of Fallu City??? The city I sworned to protect!?"

"You gotta read between the lines Chief... You gotta read between the lines..."

"Give me back the cigarette."

"OKAY I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!!!"