Chef's Kiss Ch. 4 (Fate/Grand Order) (Patreon)

A/N: Here we are with Chapter 4 of Chef's Kiss! Be sure to check out the Vibe Check immediately proceeding this post after you're done reading!

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Settling in, Shirou enjoys the feel of Rin’s mouth wrapped around his cock. She sucks him quite dutifully, and not JUST because she knows Sakura will take hold of her hair and slam her down Shirou’s dick in a heartbeat if the younger woman doesn’t think Rin is giving it her all. No, while Shirou and Rin’s relationship might LOOK the most acrimonious from the outside, it wasn’t. He loved her just as much as he loved Saber and Sakura. And she loved him.

He can see it in Rin’s eyes, as she swirls her tongue along the underside of his shaft, bobbing up and down his length. Her gaze starts out rather stormy, with the sort of fury that no man would ever want to see in the eyes of a woman with his dick in her mouth. However, it quickly fades away, replaced with something akin to exasperation mixed with arousal as Rin slurps and sucks at his cock.

Sakura, meanwhile, keeps an eye on her older sister for a moment, clearly making sure that Rin isn’t going to disappoint. As soon as the purple-haired woman decides Rin isn’t slacking however, she leans back in as well, moving her own lips down to the part of Shirou’s cock that Rin can’t quite reach without gagging on it. More so, her tongue slips out too, sliding along his ball sack.

This prompts a heartfelt groan from Shirou, his head tilting back for a moment as he finds himself finally able to relax, the anxiety and stress of the day’s events slowly beginning to ebb away at long last. However, in doing so he also finds himself looking up past Rin and Sakura’s bobbing heads, to where Saber stands quietly.

Artoria Pendragon, King of Knights, stands before him completely nude, having stripped down to her birthday suit at this point. The lithe blonde swordswoman stands before him in the buff and Shirou can’t help but reflect on just how far she’s come. Saber used to be a lot more prudish, but now? Now she’s able to strip naked and stare at the sight of her fellow lovers blowing him with only a faint dusting of pink across her pale face.

Heck, more than that, Saber’s even touching herself quietly, one hand down between her legs as she runs a finger along her slit in silence. She doesn’t moan, mewl, or cry out. She doesn’t do anything to get his attention. In fact, she freezes for a moment when she realizes Shirou’s eyes are on him, though he’s proud when she doesn’t avert her gaze in embarrassment. Truly, his King of Knights has no right being this adorable.

In the end, Shirou decides who’s going to go first based on who’s most patiently waiting for their turn. Well… that and the way Saber directly helped him out today. Don’t get him wrong, he greatly appreciated Sakura and Rin staying behind, especially since he knows they both would have preferred going with him. However, Saber was the one who had stood by his side, who had discovered Olga’s mangled corpse, and who had given him the opportunity to save the poor young woman from a fate worse than death.

For that? For that, Shirou grunts and brings his hands down atop the heads of the two sisters betwixt his legs. By this point, Rin and Sakura have started competing, as they almost always end up doing if he leaves them to their own devices long enough. Competing for territory on his cock, competing for his attention… competing for ‘first’.

Instead of giving either of them what they want, Shirou graces them with an apologetic smile… and then looks up to meet the eyes of the third woman in the room.

“Saber.”

Saber jolts in surprise, as do both Rin and Sakura. All three women have very different reactions to his choice on who gets to go first. Rin, of course, is as indignant as ever.

“Wha-mmph!”

But she doesn’t even get a word out before Sakura has already yanked her back with a hand over her mouth, locking down the other woman in an instant as she looks at Shirou for a moment before ducking her head.

“If that is your wish, Senpai.”

Yeah. Shirou throws a grateful smile Sakura’s way, even as she drags a squirming Rin off to the side. He can always rely on the purple-haired girl to back his decisions up. Even when those decisions might not be what Sakura wanted to hear, she was always ready to support her Senpai. She was a good girl, no matter her circumstances. Shirou wouldn’t have anyone saying otherwise.

Meanwhile, Saber, seeing the path between the two of them cleared, removes her fingers from her sex and carefully approaches. Of course, the moment she’s in range of him, Shirou reacts in an explosion of movement. Reinforcing his own body to give himself enhanced strength and speed, he lunges up from his seated position and grabs Saber.

He has her on her back on the bed a moment later, even as she gasps beneath him. Of course, as a Servant, Saber is a lot stronger than him, even with Shirou using reinforcement. But she’s not trying to fight him right now. Not when he’s about to give her what she so dearly desires. See… Shirou knows a secret about the King of Knights that no one else does. Privately… Artoria Pendragon loves being treated like a woman.

Grabbing her by her ankles, Shirou lifts her legs up into the air, preparing to take Saber in one of her favorite positions. Bending her legs back against her body, leaning forward so that her limbs are trapped between the two of them, Shirou’s cock brushes against Saber’s slit. She lets out a whimpering mewl, even as she lifts her hips into the air, all but humping upwards in an effort to get him inside of her faster.

His hands move to her thighs, but try as he might, he can’t truly hold her down. She’s too eager, too raring to go. All he can do in the end is line up… and let her upwards thrusts take him, his cock driving into her sex a moment later as Shirou plows into Saber in a consummate example of a mating press.

The blonde lets out a wanton moan as he fills her up, her head tossing back into the bed beneath her and her own arms coming up to hold her legs back. Folded up for him, she’s all too exposed like this… all too vulnerable. As he plunges into her depths again and again in the mating press, Shirou chuckles and reaches up, brushing a lock of hair out of Saber’s face in a way that makes her flush a little more.

“Thank you for your support today, Saber. I don’t know if I could have handled it all so well without you.”

Blushing slightly harder, Saber just shakes her head as she moans beneath him.

“That’s not… i-it’s not like I did much of anything, really.”

Scoffing at her attempt at downplaying her part in all of it, Shirou leans in and steals a kiss, one that lingers for a moment, their tongues touching briefly before he pulls away and leaves her panting and clearly wanting more.

“Don’t be ridiculous. Sure, we might not have gone and fought any bad guys… but we’re not here to fight the bad guys. We’re Chaldea’s Cooking Staff, after all. Even still… without your help, I don’t think I would have discovered Olga’s body. Certainly not before it was too late. You’re the only reason that the Director is still alive right now.”

Grunting as his cock punches into her again and again, her inner walls flexing around his member, the King of Knights musters the strength to roll her eyes at him.

“I only… hah, did what any self-respecting K-Knight would do… and, nngh, b-besides… you continue to downplay your own role in matters as always, S-Shirou…”

It’s his turn to feel a little hot under the collar at that. She’s talking about how he used Avalon to save Olga. Hell, he can feel the draw on his energy even now, the manifestation of Avalon that he’d Traced still inside of the comatose Director’s chest. When she finally woke up… he’d remove it then. Until then, he didn’t want to take any chances. Luckily, he’s got enough power these days to be able to handle it.

Even still, Shirou takes compliments about as well as Saber does, leading to him glancing away from her for a second rather than responding to her accusation. This, of course, ends with him finding out what Sakura and Rin are up to, and exactly HOW Sakura has been keeping Rin quiet all this time. The tsundere magus definitely would have raised more of a fuss by now… but of course, Sakura has Rin… busy.

“Glughk! Glughk! Glughk!”

Shadowy tendrils of indeterminate origin waft off of the purple-haired girl alongside an aura of glowing purple power. Those tendrils have grappled with Rin and hold her fast… and are currently stuffed in all of her holes. More specifically, the biggest of them seems to be buried in Rin Tohsaka’s ass… and is almost certainly the cause of the young woman going absolutely cross-eyed as she’s bounced up and down on it in Sakura’s ‘grasp’.

Having a weak spot like Rin does… is unfortunate, when all of your lovers know about it. Rin’s appreciation for anal is something that Sakura is more than willing to take advantage of at any moment on any given day, as she’s doing now. Still, it looks like both sisters are having fun at least…

Shirou smiles at them, and then looks back to Saber with a contented little sigh as he continues to plunge into her.

“I think… we both did good today, Saber. I’m proud of us.”

Saber answers him with a content smile of her own, and reaches up to brush a hand down his cheek in a gentle caress. Then, she wraps that same hand around to the back of his head and takes ahold of him, bringing him down into another kiss, this one much more tongue-filled. Heh, they’ve really corrupted the King of Knights, haven’t they? Shame on them~

Regardless, Shirou fucks Saber in the mating press for a while longer, making out with her all the while. Until finally… they reach a mutual orgasm together, their bodies shuddering in abject pleasure as he empties his balls inside of Saber’s cunt. The King of Knights moans into his mouth in turn, holding onto him all the harder for a moment before finally relaxing. Her pussy unclenches and releases him at the same time that her hand leaves the back of his head.

Pulling away from Saber, leaving her to rest on the bed, Shirou straightens up and once again looks over at Sakura and Rin… just in time to see Sakura all but unceremoniously dropping her exhausted, fucked silly sister to the ground. The tsundere magus is fully passed out as a matter of fact, while Sakura is knelt beside her, looking like a perfect little angel as she offers Shirou a sweet, hopeful smile.

“Is it my turn now, Senpai?”

Shirou pauses for a moment, filled with both amusement and bemusement. After all, he’d initially been intending to let Rin go second just to calm down the rowdy young woman. However… that would no longer be necessary, it seemed. Sakura had taken care of Rin for him, and now… well, if he didn’t fuck Sakura next, who WOULD he fuck? Saber was basking in the afterglow and Rin was passed out. Ultimately… his darling kouhai had made sure to limit his choices.

Not that he minded. Rising from the bed, Shirou approaches Sakura with a grin and a nod.

“I suppose it is, Sakura. I suppose it is.”

“Thank you, Senpai. Please be gentle~”

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Ritsuka Fujimaru was not… she wasn’t sure she was cut out for this. After everything that had happened, she’s still reeling to be perfectly honest. One moment she’d just been a Master Candidate of Chaldea… the least of the Master Candidates, in fact. But she’d still been hopeful. She’d still wanted to prove herself.

Unfortunately, while that new Head Chef was amazing, Ritsuka had an adverse, unnatural reaction to caffeine. She hadn’t wanted to be rude! More than that, the tea had smelt better than anything she’d ever drank before! So yes, she’d drained the cup of tea almost all in one go. And then it had put her to sleep, and she’d been late… and everything had gone downhill from there.

Then again, they’d done it hadn’t they? She and Mash… they’d cleared the Singularity. They’d saved Chaldea too in the process. For a brief moment, when she’d woken up in her room after everything, Ritsuka had wondered if she had dreamed all of it. But no, it turned out that she’d come back from the Singularity unconscious and they’d let her sleep it off in her own bed.

From there, she’d met up with Fou and Leonardo da Vinci, before returning to the central Command Room. That was where Mash and Dr. Roman had been waiting for them, and where Ritsuka had learned more about what happened.

Apparently… apparently, Director Animusphere wasn’t fully dead. Which was good to say the least. But the way she’d been saved was… weird. Even Dr. Roman agreed. Shirou Emiya and his assistant had come in and… done something odd.

Now, Ritsuka personally felt like you didn’t get to a place like Chaldea without being at least a little odd. So in that regard, it made sense to her that even Chaldea’s Head Chef, a seemingly innocuous position, would be quite odd.

However, Dr. Roman… or rather, Acting Director Roman, hadn’t been so sure. The doctor had cautioned Ritsuka to be wary around Mr. Emiya, even telling her to keep her distance for now until they could find out more about him and his companions. On top of that, Ritsuka was the last Master in all of Chaldea. And she… she had a mission.

Chaldea stood alone in a world of ashes. Humanity was… gone. It was up to her and Mash and the others to get it back. Dr. Roman even had a plan, and Ritsuka HAD to assume it was a good one.

So yes, by all accounts, she should be focused on the mission in front of her. A mission that Dr. Roman assured her only she could complete. She was the human race’s last chance, their greatest hope for salvation. No pressure.

But then… if she was to be Chaldea’s sole Master, shouldn’t she know exactly who she’s dealing with? Dr. Roman might not have wanted her to rock the boat, but he hadn’t explicitly ordered her to stay away from the Head Chef… he’d only cautioned her against it.

Ritsuka… Ritsuka wanted answers. She just wasn’t sure if it was her place to go looking for them or not.