The Rise of Uzumaki Ch. 5 (Naruto) (Patreon)

A/N: In which Naruto has an epiphany.

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Wait a second, what is he even doing? Of course, everyone in his life is a giant pervert, they’re all socially repressed ninja who were taught how to kill before they were taught what hormones and puberty and sex even was. Naruto himself was a giant pervert, so why in the world was he complaining? Staring at Tsunade’s smiling face, the young man realizes there’s only one thing he wants at this point…

“No.”

His one word answer clearly surprises the Hokage, as her smile turns into a frown, her brow furrowing in irritation.

“Excuse me? Are you disobeying a direct order from your Hokage, Genin Uzumaki?”

“Shut up.”

Tsunade scowls at that, but Naruto is already moving forward, he’s already in too deep to back out now. Before she can respond, he goes for a hail mary… and promptly pulls his dick out of his pants, slapping the thick, meaty rod down onto Tsunade’s desk right then and there in front of the beautiful blonde cougar’s face.

“I don’t want Shizune. I want you.”

Tsunade’s mouth has dropped open as she stares down at his thick, throbbing cock. Her tongue traces out to lick her lips, and even before she finally whispers out her response, Naruto knows he has her.

“S-So big…”

Smirking easily, feeling the fox purring in approval in the back of his head, even as he can practically hear Tsunade’s heart pounding in her substantial chest, Naruto strokes his length a little bit.

“Shizune can wait. Why don’t you give me some special training, Tsu-na-de~”

Elongating each syllable of her name has a very visible effect on the Hokage. He’s got her right where he wants her now, Naruto can tell. Especially when she doesn’t even fight him on his suggestion. Instead, Tsunade loosens her already loose green top even further, and Naruto is treated to the sight of the blonde’s utterly massive tits falling free of their confines. Her huge breasts come up as she leans forward over the desk, and all Naruto can do is groan in appreciation as she wraps them around his shaft.

“V-Very well… p-perhaps I can… warm you up for Shizune.”

Naruto chuckles at that, having no intention of letting Tsunade get away from him that easily. Still… no need to let her know his plans ahead of time. Restart the Uzumaki Clan indeed… sure, he’d do that… starting with the Hokage herself.

“Sure, Tsunade.”

Then, before she can say anything else, Naruto grabs Tsunade by her blonde ponytail and drags the Hokage up, even as he leans in. As she continues to slide her massive mammaries up and down his enormous shaft, Naruto smashes his lips against hers, forcing his tongue into her mouth as he dominates her with a kiss.

Jiraiya had trained him well, but Naruto has done his own training on the side as well, with some help from the fox. He’d taken everything that the perverted Toad Sage had shown him… and he’d refined his techniques until he was a master, perhaps even more of a master than Jiraiya. As such, as his and Tsunade’s tongues intertwine, Naruto knows exactly what he’s doing. They swap spit… but they also swap chakra. Or more accurately, Naruto is enhancing the impromptu makeout session with his chakra, well aware of how delicious it is these days. 

Once upon a time, his chakra had been corrosive at best. But that was when he’d had no real relationship with the Demon Fox who’d taken up residence in his belly. He and Kurama had come to an agreement by now, and that meant more than just some verbal understanding between the two of them. Their agreement went down to the biological and spiritual levels as well, meaning that their chakra was mixed together so thoroughly at this point that it was hard to figure out where Naruto’s chakra ended and Kurama’s began.

The corrosiveness of his massive reserves of chakra was a thing of the past. Here and now, Naruto’s chakra was downright pleasant… something that Tsunade gets a firsthand experience with as the slutty Hokage bends over her desk in order to give him a titjob, while Naruto kisses the ever living daylights out of her. 

As such, it’s not really a surprise to Naruto that Tsunade cums first. The way she’s moaning into his mouth is more than enough of an indicator, before suddenly she squeals and bucks her hips, her shapely ass raising high into the air behind her as she humps at nothing for a few moments. The sound of squirting is music to Naruto’s ears, as he listens to the Hokage no doubt make a mess beneath her desk with her pussy juices.

He’s done this to plenty of civilian girls before, to be clear. But there’s no denying that the few kunoichi Naruto tried sharing his chakra with got a lot more from the experience then the civilians. After all, the kunoichi were more… aware, so to speak. They were able to feel it better, and thus experience it all the more powerfully.

A woman like the Slug Princess, the last Senju, the Fifth Hokage… with all of Tsunade’s experience and power… it was probably even more of an effective pleasure attack. Grinning, Naruto leans back, finally letting go of Tsunade’s hair and disengaging from their lip lock as he stands there and watches her for a moment. In response, Tsunade stares up at him, face flushed red with desire, eyes clouded with lust, and hands still pressing into her own breasts as she continues to give him a decent titjob, seemingly entirely on autopilot.

After a moment, she seems to realize what she’s doing and what’s just happened, because Tsunade freezes up for a moment and just stares at him, highly embarrassed at being caught with her pants down, metaphorically speaking. Chuckling, Naruto brushes a stray lock of hair out of the Hokage’s face.

“Hokage… Tsunade… I think I’m do for a field promotion to chunin, don’t you?”

He phrases it as a question, but there’s no doubt in either of their minds that it’s an order. The blonde Hokage just blushes and takes it though, nodding as she goes back to giving him a truly spectacular titjob. Humming, Naruto places a finger on his chin as if in thought, even as he pretends not to enjoy the paizuri that Tsunade is visiting upon him quite as much as he actually is.

“With that out of the way… perhaps it would be best if I were promoted to Special Jonin as well. After all, I’m a bit beyond just a simple chunin by this point, I think we’d both agree.”

Unlike his first ‘request’, this time Tsunade actually hesitates, clearly thinking about what he’s demanding of her. Of course, her thinking is accompanied by her stroking her massive, soft, pillowy mammaries up and down his cock, so some of the effect is ruined, but it is what it is. Eventually, she looks at him with as serious a face as she can muster given how red her features currently are.

“… Special Jonin are called such because they are exceedingly well-versed in one specific area of the shinobi lifestyle, Naruto. A promotion to Special Jonin would require you to have jonin-level ability in at least one area or skill. You would need to be able to prove yourself an elite specialist at something. So… what would that be?”

It’s strange, having a semi-serious conversation while the Hokage is draped over her own desk, leaning forward in order to use those fat milk jugs of hers to get off one of her (currently) genin. Grinning like a loon, Naruto can’t help himself.

“What, does my big cock and knowing how to use it not count?”

That draws a fresh flush from the Hokage, who scowls, even as her eyes flicker down to his member with clear desire, her tongue tracing out for a moment to swish and flick at her lips in a needy manner. For a second, Naruto actually thinks Tsunade might go for it, hilariously enough. If only so that she could get his beastly member inside of her already, as they both know this entire encounter is heading towards.

But in the end, she manages to put duty and responsibility before her lust, impressively enough.

“… No, Naruto. It does not.”

Snickering, Naruto hums and pretends to think for a moment, before shrugging.

“Here, that looks uncomfortable for you. Let’s move this off the desk, shall we?”

The sudden subject change throws the Hokage for a loop, but it’s not like Tsunade was going to fight him in matters of sex anyways. She was way too pent up, and their little makeout session had left her docile as a fresh maiden, at least when it came to matters of intimacy. As such, Naruto is able to get the Hokage right where he wants her.

He has to admit, it feels damn good, sitting in the Hokage’s seat after all these years. He remembered wanting nothing more than to take the Third’s hat from his head and be the next Hokage. Heh ‘believe it!’. He wasn’t so sure if that was his dream anymore, but maybe it was his future regardless. After all, it might just run in the family, given his heritage…

Regardless, Naruto sits in the Hokage’s chair… which leaves Tsunade Senju herself kneeling on the floor between her chair and desk as she wraps her tits around his cock and leans forward to swallow the tip hole in her mouth, now that it and the first couple of inches of his member are poking out of the top of her chest. 

Groaning, Naruto places his hand atop Tsunade’s head, running his fingers through her hair and drawing her eyes back to his gaze.

“So, about that Special Jonin promotion. I need a skill, do I? What about Sealing?”

Popping his cockhead out from between her lips, which are almost as pillowy and soft when wrapped around his dick as her tits are, Tsunade frowns.

“Sealing? Jiraiya IS a Sealing Master… are you saying that he passed on what he knows to you?”

Smirking, Naruto takes his hand off of Tsunade’s head and places it along with his other back behind his head instead, shrugging almost irreverently as he grins down at her.

“Sure, the Toad Sage taught me everything he knows. And when he ran out of things HE could teach me, he gave me some of my old man’s scrolls on the subject, and I learned all that Minato Namikaze, the Fourth Hokage wrote down about sealing as well.”

Tsunade’s eyes widen at that, near-bulging out of her skull. Her hands continue to slide her breasts up and down his cock on autopilot once more as the kneeling Hokage processes the ramifications of what Naruto has just said. Of course, Naruto isn’t done yet. His crystal blue eyes twinkle brightly as he smirks easily.

“And then, because my father died young and left a lot of unfinished work behind… I went ahead and expanded on what he knew. Made it my own, came up with a few new seals… you know, normal Seal Master stuff. So yeah, do I think I’m good enough to warrant a promotion to Special Jonin? Damn right I am.”

Tsunade’s mouth opens and closes a few times, and Naruto ultimately takes pity on the shocked Hokage and reaches down again, placing his hand back atop her head and guiding her back to his cock.

“I’m getting close, Tsu-na-de… time for you to return the favor~”

Reminded of her rather shameful orgasm a bit ago, Tsunade flushes but nevertheless focuses on the task at hand. Her eyes stay on his cock for the next little while, even as she bobs up and down on the first few inches of his member while wrapping the rest of him up nice and tightly in the expansive cleavage provided by her milk jugs.

Naruto, for his part, leans back in the Hokage’s chair and groans appreciatively at her technique. She’s quite enthusiastic and eager, and that combined with all her years of experience leave Naruto feeling very good indeed. He was lying just a little when he said he was getting close though, so for a little while the Hokage’s Office is filled with nothing but his grunts and groans, and Tsunade’s sucking and slurping as she gives him one of the best blowjob-titjob combos of his young life.

Finally…

“Here it comes, Tsunade!”

And because he’s maybe a little bit of a dick who’s still angry about Tsunade refusing to let him go after Jiraiya, Naruto forces her head down onto his cock, or at least as much as he can of it that’s visible. Tsunade chokes a bit as he begins to cum, and her cheeks inflate as her nostrils flare. Then, his seed explodes out of her nose and the sides of her mouth, making an utter mess of her face, his cock, and also her tits as he cums and cums and cums.

It’s an impressive load, one of Naruto’s best, and he’s grinning by the time he’s done, having completely and utterly defiled the Hokage’s mouth with his big, fat cock.

“Naruto…”

There’s a warning tone in Tsunade’s voice as she sits back on her haunches and just stares up at him. But there’s also clear and present need in her eyes, the sort of look on her face that Naruto is quite used to encountering from kunoichi. It’s the sort of look that says, ‘If you fuck me hard enough to make me forget this indignity, I might just forgive your trespass.’ Chuckling, Naruto hums as he looks down at Tsunade and considers how to go about things from here.

He hadn’t been lying about the sealing knowledge. Maybe he’d been bragging, a little, but it was all true, all of his confidence and arrogance on that front well-earned. Later on, Tsunade would probably arrange a demonstration where he could show her some of what he was talking about. Once he was done impressing her, she would almost certainly grant him his requested promotion.

But… why wait? Some of the seals that Naruto had developed were made to be drawn quickly and easily on human skin. A lot of those seals were sexual in nature. He had a lovely, willing partner in the Fifth Hokage kneeling right in front of him. He’d ask her permission first, but why not enhance their first time together with some delicious application of the Seal Arts to make the experience… much more fun for both of them?

Hm, but perhaps not. It would likely ruin normal sex for Tsunade, and then he’d ALWAYS have to bring out the seals whenever they interacted. So maybe he should hold back, and just blow her mind the old fashioned way, with some of his chakra infusion added in for good measure as well. Maybe he should keep the sex and sealing separate, at least for now…

Alternatively, leaving the Hokage high and dry might be an option. Maybe even have Tsunade call in Shizune now that he’s made use of her as a warm up. It was a total power play, and one Naruto wasn’t sure would necessarily work out the way he intended… but it was an option…