Relationships Are Weird (Original Fantasy) (Patreon)

Poll Winner

Themes: Threesome, Breeding, Cuckquean

Summary: Based on this image. Son of an unlikely union of noble houses, Frank knew he had responsibilities, including a betrothal. The situation only got more complex however as both of his families promised their male heir to wed the daughters of opposing elf and human houses . But things get simpler when he finds his potential brides are quite fond of one another. So an agreement is made and one where he's more of a sperm donor than a true husband in their relationship. Still, there are some benefits, including making the next heirs.

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“Huuuulghk~”

“That’s it, darling. Take his cock all the way to the base. Get him nice and wet for me so he can fill me up with this big fat pecker and breed me silly.”

Relationships were weird, Franklin ‘Frank’ Blackpool-Silverstar found himself contemplating. Especially relationships that were nominally outside of the control of everyone directly involved in said relationships. Sitting there next to the bedroom’s fireplace, he stares down at the two young noblewomen currently wearing nothing but their birthday suits kneeling before him.

One of them, white haired and with sharp ears, is a full-blooded elf named Celia. She’s currently the one sucking his cock at the behest of the other woman, a brunette human woman named Kara. Kara coos as Celia chokes on his sizable member. With the brunette’s hand tightly fisted in the elf’s white hair, Celia isn’t going anywhere except further down his cock… though it’s not like she’s fighting Kara all that hard.

To backtrack for a moment, the three of them were, as of yesterday, a married throuple. Bound by holy matrimony, they’d joined their four houses together… sort of. Yes, four houses. See Frank himself was a half-elf, half-human. Son of the unlikely union of two noble houses, he’d lost his parents at a young age to sickness. And then both sets of their parents had also died to that same sickness.

He had survived, as had his great-grandparents on both sides, leaving Franklin as the only possible heir to both noble houses. He’d been raised with that understanding, knowing that he would effectively be joining the human and elven houses together when he came of age and became the Lord of both.

What he hadn’t been raised with was the understanding of the backroom dealing his two sets of great-grandparents had done in their final years before passing on. Basically, both sides of his family had seen fit to promise his hand in marriage to two different women. And not just two different women, but the daughters of rival elven and human noble houses that, for as long as anyone could remember, wanted absolutely nothing to do with one another.

On the face of it, it was a powder keg to say the least. An impossible situation to navigate under normal circumstances. Frank had ultimately despaired of being able to salvage any of it and had resigned himself to being forced to pay the exorbitant fees attached to backing out of one or both of the marriage contracts.

That was, until he’d met the women in question, both separately and then together in a more clandestine manner. As it turned out, Frank wasn’t quite as boned as he initially thought. Celia and Kara knew each other. Not just of each other, as one would expect… no, they KNEW each other. In direct defiance of their families’ rivalry, the human and elven noblewomen knew each other… in the carnal sense of the word.

Suddenly, everything didn’t seem quite so impossible anymore. The three of them had gotten together and hashed out a new agreement between all of them, irrespective of the wishes of their seniors. In the end, the situation had been… simplified quite dramatically from its original complex state.

Frank would remain Lord of House Blackpool and House Silverstar. He would not, however, become Lord of either Celia or Kara’s houses, but instead conceive at least one son with each of them to become the heirs to their respective houses. In return, Celia and Kara would be allowed to continue their somewhat scandalous relationship with his full blessing, without anyone being the wiser.

Of course, just when things seemed quite simple now… they did get a little complicated again. Because while everything had ultimately been figured out and squared away on paper, Frank had another curveball thrown his way when it came to how his new brides liked to act in the bedroom.

Put simply, Celia was a cuckquean… and Kara delighted in feeding into her elven lover’s fetish. Hence the current scenario Frank found himself in, where the half-elf man was seated in a chair while his new elven bride was forced to suck him off by his new human bride.

“Alright, that’s enough. He’s nice and hard now, Celia. You did good, darling.”

Pulling Celia back off of his cock, Kara all but coos at her elven lover. Celia, meanwhile, blushes as her long elven ears twitch.

“A-Ah… then that means…”

“Yes~ You can watch him fuck me now. You can watch as he takes me on my back and breeds me right in front of your eyes.”

Celia’s blush intensifies, even as she looks downright excited. Frank just snorts in amusement, causing Kara to give him a little grin and a wink, while Celia ducks her head in embarrassment.

He’s well aware he’s the newest part of this whole relationship. He’s the third wheel, so to speak. However, there are plenty of vehicles that do just fine with three wheels in Frank’s experience, so he’s not going to let it get to him. Especially when he’s quite confident he’s going to enjoy fulfilling his end of the bargain with Kara and Celia very, very much.

His new wives pull away from him, moving over to the large bed that dominates the center of the room. Frank watches them go for a moment, one hand idly stroking his engorged, spit-polished cock as he does so. Then, he rises from his chair as they separate and both get into position.

Kara lays out on her back, smiling brightly and spreading her arms wide for him. Meanwhile, Celia crawls onto the bed next to her human lover and takes up a very interesting position indeed. Face down on the bed, ass high in the air, the white-haired elf begins to finger herself as she watches Frank approach Kara’s open legs and waiting arms.

They’re both already dripping wet, Frank notices. Kara’s glistening plump pussy lips are right in front of him, while Celia is making nice, juicy shlicking noises as she pushes her fingers in and out of herself. For now though, Frank focuses on the task at hand… on Kara. She’s the main event so to speak.

Smiling wickedly, Kara welcomes him with open arms and open legs, until he moves between her thighs. Then, she wraps her limbs around his body, holding him tightly as his cock slides straight into her silken tight passage, filling her dripping wet pussy inch by arduous inch.

A moan leaves the brunette noblewoman’s mouth and she arches her back as her arms wrap around him so her hands can clutch at his back.

“Mmm… so filling. So big and thick. Gods, he feels so good inside of me, Celia.”

As Frank begins to fuck Kara, enjoying her beautiful buxom body to his heart’s content, he listens in on the byplay between the two lovers that are now his brides.

“H-How… how big and thick i-is he, K-Kara?”

Kara’s moans only grow in volume and length, though she still makes time to tell Celia everything.

“B-Bigger than anything you’ve ever done to me, darling. Bigger than your fingers or any toy you’ve ever used on me. He’s so deep, Celia. Deeper than I’ve ever had before.”

Again, Frank finds himself contemplating how odd relationships can be. If a lover he’d taken had ever spoken to him like that while being fucked on her back by another man… well, he’d probably snap and do something truly regrettable. Though to be fair, he’d never let himself wind up in a situation like that to begin with.

But… different strokes for different folks. While Frank’s instincts are telling him to speak up in Celia’s defense and to reprimand Kara for talking down to her lover as she currently is, he bites back on them knowing full well that they’re incorrect in this instance. After all, while Celia does whimper a little bit at Kara’s words… her mewls and moans and the way she increases the speed at which she’s fucking her pussy with her own fingers speaks to how much she’s enjoying being denigrated by her own lover.

Not only that, but she also even goes so far as to slide her other hand under her so she can pinch and tug at her nipples, all while continuing to watch him relentlessly fuck Kara into the bed. Simply put… both women were having the time of their lives at the moment. They loved each other immensely, of that Frank had no doubt… but this was just what they got off to when in the bedroom.

And he certainly wasn’t complaining. Grunting, he picks up the pace, making Kara’s eyes widen as the brunette belatedly realizes he wasn’t even fucking her as hard as he could have. A squeal leaves her lips as she clings to him for dear life.

“Oh gods! Oh g-gods Celia, he’s going to make me… I’m cumming! I’m CUMMIIIIIING!!!”

Frank smirks as Kara tips over the edge, squealing and screaming her orgasm out for all to hear. Well, all in the bedroom. The room was warded against snoopers and completely soundproofed, so the only people who hear Kara’s rather embarrassing climax are him… and Celia. Jerking and shuddering over on her side of the bed, the cuckquean of an elf squeaks as she climaxes right alongside of her human lover, her pussy juices squirting out from around her pistoning fingers as she stares with wide eyes.

Meanwhile, Frank doesn’t even pause. He just keeps going. And this too provokes quite the response from Kara and Celia.

“F-Fuck, he’s relentless Celia! Even after you and I both came our brains out, he’s still going at it, still fucking me silly! His cock is too good… I don’t know if I’ll be able to ever live without it again after this!”

That, Frank knew, was exaggeration. The orgasm had been real, but obviously Kara was making a much bigger show of things then was actually happening, all for the benefit of her cuckquean elf lover. And Celia was eating it up without hesitation, moaning as she continued to watch Kara get plowed.

“I-If you want to keep fucking him after you have a s-son… I wouldn’t mind it…”

Kara huffs and smirks at her lover, even as she continues to take his dick.

“I’m, nnngh, sure you wouldn’t, Celia… silly woman. Getting off on watching a man fuck your lover. Tch… we’re rather lucky, aren’t we? Lucky that we got Franklin here to satisfy our rather odd needs. I suppose, all things considered, we need to make sure he has heirs for his houses as well… ah, it will seem I’ll be turned into Frank’s broodmare for the next several years, while you get to watch. Lucky girl.”

Celia nods into the bed, positively nuzzling the bedding as she moans some more.

“Y-Yes… so l-lucky…”

Beaming, Kara finally turns her attention up to Frank himself, giving him a wide and wicked grin.

“W-Well… you heard Celia, my Lord Husband. You may have unrestricted access to my body for as long as you still find my beauty appealing… so long as Celia gets to watch you ruin me each and every time, of course. As such… do not feel the need to hold yourself back any longer. Fill me up and plant your life-giving seed in my fertile womb.”

Frank snorts… but he’s not one to pass up such easy permission. With a lustful growl, he fucks Kara even harder, pounding into her pussy nonstop for the next few minutes. She moans, squeals, and cries out… even orgasming for a second time on his cock before he finally tips over the edge and cums inside of her. Filling the human noblewoman with his seed, Frank makes sure to pump every last drop into her womb.

Of course, as he pulls back, he still leaves a trail of his jizz along her internal walls and given just how much cum he managed to stuff in her womb, it’s no surprise that some begins to leak out from betwixt her thighs rather rapidly.

Without missing a beat, Kara reaches over and grabs hold of Celia by her incredibly sensitive elven ears, making her lover squeal and climax yet again even as she drags Celia across the bed and plants her face properly between Kara’s legs.

As the elven noblewoman eagerly begins eating out her human lover, her petite ass is high in the air, her kneeling legs spread wide to show off her exposed, sopping wet cunt. Over the top of her, Kara makes eye contact with Frank and gives him a coy grin.

“The contract DOES say we both have to bear a son… so you might as well get started now.”

Frank blinked at that, having thought for this first encounter that he would likely only get to fuck Kara. But even Celia seems to not mind it, the elf using her fingers to spread her pussy lips apart for him in an open invitation even as she continues to eat Kara’s cunt.

With a chuckle, his cock rapidly twitching back to life, Frank moves into position and grabs Celia by her thinner hips. He slams home into her tight cunt without hesitation and without warning, causing her to let out even more muffled squeals into Kara’s sex, as well as pushing her nose up against Kara’s clit, which makes the human woman’s breath hitch and her back arch.

Not missing a beat, Frank proceeds with fucking Celia just as hard as he fucked Kara. Kara coos and talks degradingly to Celia throughout, telling her how she seems to be having a lot of fun getting fucked by his cock, and how much her tongue feels with a man pushing into her from behind.

He can tell that it’s not as… meaningful as the other scenario had been, however. This part really is just business, and once he actually knocks Celia up and she gives birth to a son for her family to raise as heir to her house, he doubts this will happen very often.

The other situation however, where he fucks Kara and makes Celia cum just from the sight and Kara’s words alone… that seems like it might become more of a long term thing. Frank doesn’t mind it one bit, even as he plows his new elf wife silly, pounding into her pussy until he leaves her full of his cum just like he did her brunette lover.

Relationships were weird and complicated and messy, that much was true. And yet… Frank thinks he’s got this all figured out, as crazy as it all seems. And the future… the future for all of their houses looks very bright indeed.