Call for Suggestions - 1,000 Random NPC Traits! (Patreon)

Hey all!

Let's make a random NPC trait table. This is a super invaluable tool for gamemasters, especially if you plan to run sandbox-style games and need NPCs on the fly.

In the comments below, leave a single descriptor of an NPC. 

Once I've got 1,000 of these, I'll put them all on a big rollable table.

Rules:

• 1) Preferably no more than 140 characters, old-school Twitter-length. Remember that these all have to fit into a table.
• 2) Try to make it more about the person's personality than their appearance. Basically, a prompt you'd give an actor (a GM) to run with.
• 3) Keep it clean aka SFW.
• 4) Nothing too anachoristic. These should be NPCs you'd meet in a random village, city, or town in a D&D game.
• 5) Write as many as you like... we need 1,000 of 'em! 

A friendly reminder that this is a call for suggestions, so there is no guarantee of credit.