HALP! NPCs needed! (Patreon)

Currently, I'm working on the adventure Quarantine (about 8500 words in), but I need the names of 8 NPCs who are stuck at a local inn. 

Here's what you can do, my dear, dear Patrons. In the comments, provide the followin information:

• The name of the NPC
• The NPC's alignment, gender, and race
• The stat block of the NPC (must be one of the ones in Appendix B of the Monster Manual)
• A short description of the NPC--no more than two sentences, please

First eight (that aren't absurdly goofy) will get listed in the adventure, printed in BSM #2, and you'll get credit! Weeee!

Looking forward to it.