(Caption) The manliest person (Patreon)

"Hey you, you lied to me right? You said this outfit would make me look more manly, but now people keep calling me Miss! You said special hair would make me stand out so I grew it long and did my hairstyle as you directed. You said the dress was a special suit so you made me wear it often. You said leg hair was a symbol of manhood so you made me wear black stockings to simulate it. You said the shoes would give me a manly stride so you made me wear them all the time. You even taught me to wear makeup to make my face look more handsome. But now I know that all you did only made me look more like a girl! You ...... what? You said I was one last step away from reaching the manliest person and you'd tell me if I'd date you? You think I'd fall for that again? I ...... uh ...... but if I give up, all this time I've been working for nothing ...... well, I'll believe you one last time!"

"Finally, I didn't expect you would let me hug you and call you 'darling'! Now can you tell me how to be the manliest person? What? You didn't say you'd make me the manliest person but reach the manliest person? What do you mean? The manliest person in front of me? You? ...... Well, maybe you're right, someone with such a girly girlfriend must be very manly. Well, let me take a picture to document the manliest person. Well ...... but I feel like you're not man enough. Well, until you become very manly, I'll continue to be your girlfriend ...... Hey, why are you so surprised? Isn't a girly girlfriend a must for a manly man? We still have time, let's keep dating, darling~"