(Caption) Cat Disease (Patreon)

"Hey friend, I came to see if you have that disease meow. Luckily you're still a healthy person. You know that disease ...... it turns patients into cat girls. They meow and do a lot of cat things. The most obvious symptoms are that they grow cat ears and tails, and males become females, but the worst part is that they don't realize that meow. Hmm? Why are you not talking and staring at me meow? Wait a minute. Why are you calling the hospital? Meow!"