Zany About You - Ch. 3 (Be The Father Of This Child! Side Story, Patreon Exclusive) (Patreon)

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Chapter Three – Do You Care Or Something?

Dan had been curt on the phone, but he wanted to meet, so it was a good sign. Zane felt like doing a little victory dance, but he somehow thought that it would be way too soon for that. Their short conversation hadn’t been enlightening at all. Why Dan wanted to see him was a mystery, and something told Zane that fooling around wasn’t on top of the list. 

There was a particular reason why Dan asked him to meet up, and Zane was curious now. Although he had some hopes since Dan wanted to see him at the abandoned football field that was, as far as he remembered, quite a bit out of the way, which meant that Dan wanted them to be undisturbed as they had their little talk.

Zane looked around and headed over to the bleachers while pulling his jacket around him. The weather was getting a bit chilly. 

“Hey,” someone called from his left.

Dan walked toward him, his hands deep in the pockets of his football jacket, looking as yummy as Zane remembered from the party. But the cute lips were set in a thin line, and Dan seemed deadly serious. 

“Hi,” Zane replied, but he made no move to get close, letting Dan walk over to him. 

Dan stopped in front of him and then drew one deep breath. “Listen, what kind of jobs do you and April’s boyfriend do?”

Zane quirked an eyebrow. “Why do you want to know?”

Dan looked around, and his lips moved for a while without letting one sound out. “April’s in trouble because of whatever his boyfriend is doing. And you.”

“Really? Details, man, or I’ll think you’re just bullshitting me.”

Dan exhaled and puffed his cheeks. This conversation wasn’t easy on him; Zane could tell. “I can’t tell you.”

“Okay.” Zane shrugged and began walking, brushing past Dan in a manner that he hoped got the message through.

“Wait, don’t go,” Dan called after him.

Zane stopped, but he took two moments to turn. “What? Do you want me to leave a CV or something?”

“No,” Dan said with a small scowl. “But, I need to watch over April.”

“And? Just for the record, Jett is doing enough watching over April. In case you didn’t know.”

“Why are you pissed?” Dan asked him directly, but the height of his cheeks colored as he asked that.

“Gee, I don’t know. I call you twenty-three times, and when you finally pick up, you want us to meet so that you can talk about another guy.”

“Why did you call so many times?” Dan asked. The color of his cheeks was getting redder by the moment.

“Isn’t it obvious? I like you,” Zane said.

“But you just fool around. You could do that with anyone.”

“What can I say?” Zane pushed his hands aside, still buried deep in the pockets of his jacket. “I have a weak spot for guys who leave me hanging. But don’t worry; it doesn’t last. So, if this is all, bye.”

It was true that he was pissed, but Zane felt like he had said too much. He turned again and began walking, but the sound of hurried steps let him know that Dan was coming after him. Zane didn’t stop or turn until Dan grabbed his arm. 

“Well?” Zane asked. “What now? Do you want to know more about my life? Well, I like bacon and eggs in the morning. How do you like that?”

“Me, too,” Dan said with a big smile.

“No wonder you grew up so big,” Zane replied, but now, he was smiling, too.

“You’re one to talk,” Dan said. He followed his words with a snort. “You’re big, too.”

“Are you calling me fat or something?” Zane moved slowly and got into Dan’s face, enjoying the small waver in the other when he did that.

“Fat, you? No. You’re just well built, is all.”

“Thanks, I guess? So, why did you stop me for?”

“April is not the only reason I took your call.”

Now, Zane was interested. But, somehow, he felt that Dan was trying to take him for a fool a little. “Oh, really? What’s the other reason?”

“You,” Dan said, and his eyes darted sideways.

“Hmm. Why?”

“I,” Dan looked down, “kind of liked what we did at the party.”

“For the record, man,” Zane said and put one hand on Dan’s shoulder, “you’re a horrible liar. You only talked to me because of April.”

“It’s not like that,” Dan protested. 

“Oh, it is, but that’s fine. I’m not a chick. I’m not going to cry because you like another boy. So, I’m going to take a hike now.”

Zane was about to do a one-eighty when Dan grabbed him again and, this time pulled him into a clumsy kiss. Well, that was more like it; that was something Zane could work with. He hugged Dan, letting his hands sneak under his t-shirt right away and aiming for his nipples. Dan made a small, distressed sound, but didn’t pull away. 

This time, Zane didn’t plan to let Dan get away so quickly, especially since he had been the initiator. He had no idea when they landed on the grass, but it was fun to fight Dan for who got to be on top. Dan was aggressive when he wanted, and he was better at tackling, as it seemed, so Zane found himself underneath that strong body he liked so much. Dan stopped and breathed hard. “I,” he licked his lips nervously, “I don’t know if I want you to fuck me. But we can do other things.”

Well, at least he was honest, and Zane appreciated honesty when he saw it. “Okay. What other things do you have in mind?”

Dan blushed furiously. “I don’t know,” he mumbled.

“Let me on top, and I’ll take good care of you,” Zane promised.

Dan rolled over, and Zane didn’t waste a moment. His hand went to pinpoint accuracy to the guy’s fly. A short, barely kept in gasp was the immediate reply when Zane released Dan’s cock. Well, if he had any doubts about Dan’s current interests, they could vanish in peace. Dan’s cock was hard as a rock, and that meant that he really wanted to fool around, too. Also, it meant that Zane could get him hard, and that really mattered. Unless –

“Hey, look at me,” Zane demanded.

Dan’s eyes opened and looked at him in surprise. 

“Are you thinking of April?”

“What? Right now? No, man!”

“You sure?” Zane made a point by squeezing Dan’s cock hard.

A hiss was the immediate answer, and it wasn’t in pain. Zane could barely resist the temptation to begin pumping the awesome thing in his hand. There was just something about hard cocks, which he liked immensely. They were his weakness. 

“Yeah, I’m sure.” Dan looked away fast. “You’re sexy,” he whispered so faintly that Zane needed to lean in to catch it.

“What? What was that?”

Dan looked at him and frowned. “Don’t tease me, man. Is your buddy around here, waiting to jump and laugh at me?”

“Ah,” Zane said. Of course, the episode of how Jett had cockblocked them at the party had to be fresh in Dan’s mind. “Don’t worry. If Jett ever tries to stop me from getting in your pants, I’ll kick his ass for real.”

Dan snickered, but then he frowned again. He looked down at his cock in Zane’s hand with a serious expression etched on his face. “You’re the first dude that has ever touched my cock.”

Zane smirked. “And? Do you want to run away? Or do you want me to do this?” He began moving his hand, making sure to make it good this time, applying just the right amount of pressure, and flicking his thumb over the head before going down again. 

Dan began to breathe hard. “Oh, fuck, why is it so good if someone else does it?”

Zane adjusted his position and stole a kiss from Dan’s lips. “It just is. Stop trying to think everything to the death. So, are you going to reciprocate or what?”

“Sure,” Dan said quickly, and he moved so that he could fiddle with Zane’s fly.

Zane watched him closely. Dan’s cheeks were in flames, and his bottom lip was quivering a little. He cursed at himself internally, but it was the right thing to do. “Hey, man, if you don’t feel like it, don’t worry.” 

Dan stared at him. Even if he was red to the tips of his ears, he looked determined. “I feel like it.”

“Oh, really? C’mon, say it,” Zane teased him.

“Say what?”

“Say what you want to do next.”

Dan breathed deeply, but he didn’t waver. “I want to touch your cock.”

Zane felt a small jolt of arousal at hearing Dan speaking so directly. “So, do it,” he whispered.

“I would if you didn’t stop me all the time.”

“Let’s do it, then,” Zane said, hoping that the provocative tone of his voice was enough to rile Dan up good.

“Just a handjob,” Dan replied.

“Okay. Works for me.” It was merely an appetizer, but Zane didn’t want to argue, not on an empty stomach, at least. He let Dan struggle with his fly for a while. “How about doing it standing up? I could kiss you, and we could make it feel better.”

“What if someone sees us?”

Zane made a small gesture like he was trying to look around. “It looks like you picked a good spot. And if anyone happens to wander here, we have a better chance to make ourselves scarce if we are on our feet.”

Dan nodded and pushed himself up. He offered his hand to Zane right away. Clearly, he was all for team play, and Zane could appreciate that in a guy. Only that, as soon as they were on their feet, Dan seemed to return to his shy self again.

“Let me teach you,” Zane said softly. Dan threw him a quick look. “Don’t worry so much all the time. I’m not teasing you.” He caressed Dan’s jaw with one thumb. “Let’s have a bit of fun. What do you say?”

Dan nodded, and his hand went at Zane’s crotch again. Zane wrapped one hand around the back of Dan’s neck and kissed him. His right hand was getting busy with Dan’s cock while his own cock was getting a nice treatment as tentative fingers were wrapping around it. With confidence, Zane placed the other hand directly on Dan’s ass and squeezed it firmly. 

His partner didn’t appear to mind, which was a good sign. Also, since Dan might not have jerked off another dude, but he surely did that to himself regularly just like any other guy at their age, his hand was quite deft. Zane deepened the kiss, wanting to make a show of what he could do with his tongue. He had a hunch that Dan wouldn’t mind him make a few demonstrations that didn’t necessarily include French kissing.

Dan was quick on the uptake as his tongue was also busy fighting Zane’s fair and square. They were making some really naughty sounds, but Zane didn’t mind it at all. After all, there was not another soul as far as their eyes could see, and they could go wild a little.

“This is so good,” Dan said as their lips parted for a well-deserved mouthful of air. “Your cock is so big,” he added.

Zane smirked. It was so good that Dan was turned on by his cock; Zane planned on getting Dan very well acquainted with his best friend. But, right now, it looked like they had both stretched their limits. It was clear by how Dan was puffing and breathing out that he was trying hard not to lose by coming first.

His usual strategy included his partners feeling awesome when fooling around with him, so Zane decided that he could offer Dan a small victory. “Oh, fuck, you done me in,” he whispered and began spilling all over Dan’s hand.

There was a small strangled sound from Dan. He was looking down, so he was probably fascinated with the sight of another dude coming in his hand. Zane smiled when Dan’s cock pulsed in his hand and started shooting, too.

He laughed as Dan let him go and grabbed his partner. Dan let his head rest against his shoulder, his breathing fast and labored. At least, now, his thinking was no longer clouded by his blue balls. And it felt frigging good.

“So, now that we have our balls empty, what did you want to say by April being in some kind of trouble?”

Dan didn’t reply, so Zane continued to listen to his breathing without saying another word.

“It’s just a hunch.”

“A hunch?”

“Yeah. It’s just some weird people hanging around the school grounds. It can’t be a coincidence.”

“Do you want to be a detective when you grow up? Do you play with Watson and Sherlock dolls in your spare time?”

“No,” Dan protested. He drew a long sigh. “I just need to be close to April. I need to make sure he’s okay.”

“He’s with another dude,” Zane pointed out. “You know what? Let’s put our dicks back into our pants, and let’s talk a little.”

“Right,” Dan mumbled and blushed again. 

Zane smirked. It would be a long way for Dan to lose his shyness, but Zane was the kind to enjoy the journey as much as the destination. Plus, he usually enjoyed tremendously to show guys the ropes. Novices were his specialty, although he never scoffed at dudes who were as experienced as he was. Yeah, he was cool with everything.

And that meant that he could be cool with a guy pining over another because, after all, he was the one who got the perks. April wasn’t interested, and he would never be, which meant only that Zane didn’t have any real competition to worry about.

“Do you do these things with a lot of dudes?” Dan asked once they were both presentable. 

Zane brushed Dan’s nose with his fingers still stained with cum. Dan moved away with a terrified expression on his face. “Hey, it’s yours,” Zane said with a small laugh. Then, he put his fingers in his mouth and watched in satisfaction as Dan’s eyes grew wide. 

Then, Dan looked away; he took out of his pocket a pristine handkerchief and wiped his hand somewhat anxiously. Zane knew he had his work cut out for him, but he was a hard worker when it suited him.

“Aren’t you curious about how I find your taste?”

Dan gulped, but then he looked straight at Zane. “Is everything a joke with you?”

“How was me tasting your cum a joke?”

“You made it sound like one!”

“Well, it was supposed to be sexy!”

“It was sexy, but you had to make fun of it all!”

Zane remained speechless. Dan was a bit intense if he thought about it. No wonder he was insisting so much over protecting April despite the guy having a boyfriend, and someone like Jett, on top of it all.

“All right,” Zane said, putting his hands up in surrender, “I didn’t mean it as a joke. But somehow, I think you don’t really have a clear idea of what a joke is.”

“I do,” Dan said with determination. “For you, I’m just someone to play with.”

“You kissed me first this time,” Zane replied, a bit annoyed with Dan’s accusations.

“Yeah, because --” Dan stopped abruptly. He looked around with worried eyes.

Zane was dying to know the end of that sentence. “Because what?”

“Let’s just get out of here,” Dan said and gestured for Zane to follow. 

Zane looked around but saw nothing. Dan was walking in front of him, with heavy steps. There could be so many reasons why Dan was skittish like that. If he cared to share, Zane was there to listen.

***

“So, you wanted me to see your room?” Zane was beyond surprised.

Dan had walked so purposefully and without saying much until reaching his house that Zane had had no idea what to make of it. But now, that they were both inside Dan’s room, and in their passing, he had seen no one else, Zane had to wonder if his host wanted him there because his parents weren’t home like a teenager sneaking in his crush.

Crush, right. Zane wanted to snort at himself. Dan was clearly still head over heels, and Zane wasn’t the object of his affection. So, what was he doing there? Zane threw a cursory look around the room. It was neat, and it showed Dan’s love for football from the posters on the wall to the ball placed on the chest of drawers like some kind of trophy.

Dan sat on his bed. Zane picked the ball and threw it at Dan, who caught it right away. The look on his face was serious again. 

“Your room is nice,” Zane said, for lack of anything else to say.

“Will you teach me how to do things?”

“Teach you? What things?”

Dan dropped the ball on the floor. “Sex things.”

“Sure. Anytime,” Zane said breezily.

“Could we do it now?”

Zane perked up. “Sure.”

Dan put one hand up. “I just want you to tell me about them, not do them.”

Ah, deflated before having a chance to prove himself. Zane shrugged. It wasn’t like him to feel disappointed for long. “All right. What do you want to know?”

He leaned against the desk and watched Dan, who seemed to be in great distress, rubbing his hands together, his eyes darting sideways. “The butt stuff. Does it hurt?”

“Hmm, straight to the point. All right, well, yes, it can hurt, but it doesn’t have to. I’m not going to lie to you and say that you won’t feel a thing, but let’s say that with proper preparation and the right partner, it’s super cool.”

Dan just nodded and looked away. It appeared that he was absorbing the information Zane was feeding him. “It must be so nice to fuck a twink like April,” he said dreamily, out of the blue.

April, again. Zane shook his head. “Yeah, twinks are pretty awesome,” he agreed.

“Did you have many of them? Twinks, I mean?”

“You know we’re basically using a porn term. Yeah, I’ve been with dudes skinny and pretty like April.”

Dan made small tentative gestures with his hands. “From behind, that kind of ass must look so tiny. It hurts my cock just to think about it,” he added quickly and then looked down.

“You know, you don’t have to stress about talking to me of such things, okay?”

Dan nodded without looking at him. “I’ve never talked to anyone about them. It just feels so weird.”

“I suppose. But feel free to ask me anything.” Zane grabbed a chair and straddled it. He rested his elbows on the back and the chair and then his chest on top of his crossed forearms. His entire attention was trained on Dan.

“Do guys like you ever get fucked? I mean, like you and me? You said --”

“Yes,” Zane said directly. “But maybe not as much.” 

Did Dan want to fuck him? Now that was a bit of a problem, Zane thought, feeling a bit worried. He had seen Dan’s tool, and it was everything to write home about if, by that, you meant to write to a porno studio you happened to call home. It was a solid reason to feel guarded. 

Dan just continued to nod as he processed everything. “You said you wanted to fuck me. At the party.”

“You have a great ass,” Zane said. “I’d love to put my dick in it. I bet it feels fantastic.”

It was both equally funny and arousing to observe Dan’s reactions to his dirty talk. It was clear that Zane’s proposition from the party had been on Dan’s mind ever since. And since curiosity was like a gateway drug to the actual doing, Zane felt that Dan was pretty much on the right path.

“Thanks,” Dan said after a few moments of silence.

“Would you like me to show you? How it feels to have a cock in your ass?”

Dan stared down, and Zane stared, in turn, at the crown of his head. “Maybe. Later. I don’t know.”

“Well, you don’t have to make a decision. I’m not going anywhere.”

“So, it’s okay if I hang out with you?”

“Because you want to keep an eye out for April, right?”

“Yes,” Dan admitted.

“And what do I get?”

“Anything you want,” Dan replied quickly.

“If I were you, I’d be more careful with words like that. I’m not mincing words here. I would like to fuck you, thank you very much.”

“All right. When I’m ready,” Dan replied, chocking on his words.

Zane laughed softly. “Man, you’re so easy. I won’t insist on that. I mean, not too much. I don’t want you uncomfortable. Now, tell me clearly, what else do you want to know?”

“What do you and April’s boyfriend do?”

“Ah, that question again,” Zane said and shook his head. “All right. It’s not like a big secret or anything. We work for some people who, let’s say, help other people when they’re in a pinch.”

“What kind of pinch?”

“The financial kind,” Zane explained.

“Ah, so they lend money.”

“Yeah.”

“But they’re not like a bank or anything.”

“Bingo.”

“And what do you do exactly?”

“Hmm,” Zane pretended to ponder over choosing the right words, “we’re more part of the collecting team. Persuasion is one of our biggest skills,” he added, cracking his fingers suggestively.

Dan looked up, and his eyes grew wide. “You beat up those who don’t pay!”

“Let’s not get ahead of ourselves,” Zane said. “First, we ask them nicely.”

Dan stood up and, now, he appeared nervous. “It’s dangerous. You should quit.”

That gave Zane pause. “What? You were suspecting us to be gangsters anyway, so what’s with this?”

“You could get hurt,” Dan said right away.

“And you care or something?” Zane asked, completely taken by surprise.

“No, but I care about April,” Dan replied, a bit too quickly. “If he doesn’t hang out with gangsters, he won’t be in any trouble. And since he won’t give up on his boyfriend --”

“Ah, what an interesting way of seeing things,” Zane said, mostly to himself. “Sorry, man, it’s just what we do.”

“Then that’s all the more reason for me to keep an eye on you,” Dan said with determination. 

“I thought you were watching out for April.”

“It’s part of it,” Dan replied, seemingly convinced of his decision.

Zane sighed. “All right. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. I see no reason to give up on what I do.”

Dan nodded, and he looked out the window. “My parents should be home soon. But I’ll call you.”

Zane stood up. It looked like he was made aware not to overstay his welcome. So, goody-two-shoes Dan wanted him to stop what he was doing. That was an unexpected turn of events. Zane wondered briefly whether it was all and only about April, after all. He didn’t dare to hope.

He was up and on his way to the door when Dan stopped him. For a few seconds, they stared into each other eyes. And then, like it was the most natural thing in the world, they both leaned in at the same time. Well, even if Dan wasn’t the greatest kisser, he was undoubtedly the sweetest.

TBC 

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