Better Late than...you know... (Patreon)

     …So, after my joke about falling off a building, referencing my recent accident/brush with death, would you believe that, while working on this page, I tripped again and nearly broke the same arm, and now have a big, discolored lump on top of the fading bruise from the first fall? And I mean in exactly the same place! The question is, is someone or something out to kill me, or am I unconsciously desperate for an excuse to stay in bed and rest for a few days? I'm thinking of setting up a betting pool on my next major injury. Fifty bucks says I accidentally twist my head off trying to take a shower.