Getting Past their Differences (Patreon)

Friendship is very important to me. (Don't judge by the vacuum chamber that is my personal life; just go with me on this.) Modern life is complicated and treacherous to navigate; new obstacles are constantly being thrown in our paths. Dealing with these problems can strain relationships. Or worse yet, certain relationships themselves can be problematic. How nice, then, to see the two subjects of today's post setting aside their differences and coming together in the name of friendship. Or maybe someone just wanted to spank it to some girl-on-girl action. I'm not sure.                                                                             There are several possible ways this friendly encounter came about:                                                                                     1)                                                                                                                                                ABBEY:                      Uh, Nessie...                                                                                    NESSIE:                     Yeah?                                                                                                  ABBEY:                       Does your pussy taste like clam?
Or...                                                                                                                                                      2)                                                                                                                                               NESSIE:                      Abbey! I've been lookin' all over for you!                               ABBEY:                       Why?                                                                                                 NESSIE:                      I was thinking it'd feel awesome to rub our boobs together...                                                                          ABBEY:                       No way! Me too...!
Or...                                                                                                                                                      3)                                                                                                                           COMMISSIONER:     Could you draw Abbey and Nessie doing it?                          ME:                                 Done. 

      I'd like to think it was one of the first two. Guess I'm just an old softy at heart.                                            

     I had to rewrite this in OpenOffice, print it out, then scan it so I could upload it as an image to get the text to show up as intended. Multi-million dollar platform, folks.

     And all for a joke. That's what you call dedication.