227: Tying the Fasces - A Fascist Wedding Spectacular (Patreon)

Boris, Rey and Salvador Falcon review a vast collection of fascist weddings assembled by Fritz. From giant bird nests full of klansmen to elf/nazi slash chic, the boys get into the festive spirit; maybe too far...

Visual Aids Below!

note: If you want to follow along with the videos, they are all on YouTube by British Pathe except for the 1973 Klan video.

WEDDING ALBUM

The Klan plays "who's the bride" in a tropical bird nest.

The Fascist Festival of Marriage

Count Ciano giving off "My Wife's Dad" energy

Can't beat this caption.

Francoise Dior at her wedding to Colin Jordan, shortly before dumping his ass.

While hiding his identity, Luburic goes full Ustasha at his wedding to a countess.

Eerie still from John Carpetner's 1973 "Wedding of the Damned", or an actual klan wedding... hard to know.

2016 Klan horror wedding with their caped hound.

Another still from that same wedding (same credit as above). That face tho

Stylish Cosmotheist wedding from last year; the height of elegance.

Nazi-themed wedding in Mexico with obligatory execution-by-train for the happy bride.

Japanese Nazi-Chic wedding confuses even Professor Falcon.

The apotheosis!

This is The Empire Never Ended, the Antifascist Amerikanski-Balkan podcast about (neo) fascist terror, the (deep) state and the alienation, nihilism and desperation produced by the capitalist system. And how to get rid of all that. Something like that...

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