Balina Makes An Acquisition - Page 3 (Patreon)

We had the photoshoot today, making promo material for the sherbet line. Marketing wanted me to have a light breakfast and to skip my morning milking, making sure I'd be extra swollen and squishy for the camera. I don't know if I could do that a second time; there was too much of me in the way to see the chair or the model, and I’m certain I felt some ominous cracks followed by panicked squirming midway through the shoot. He’s okay, thank goodness, though he was awful happy to hear when we’d gotten everything we needed.

Temperature’s definitely still dropping. The model spent most of the shoot shivering, but it wasn’t until they spoke up that we realized it was because they were freezing in there, not just because they were getting really into character. We had to take a break every twenty minutes or so to let him warm back up. We’re still in the middle of a

heat wave, so while he did that, everyone else at the shoot would crowd around me to cool off. Nice to feel needed, I guess.

At least I have Grapplecraze to look forward to tomorrow night. A representative from the RRR said he’d be by in the afternoon to make sure everything is ready, and they have given me every assurance that the area I’ll be seated at is right on the foundation, and should be able to handle someone an order of magnitude heavier without a problem. They also mentioned something about my script, but I’m pretty sure that’s not going to be important.

I think I’d better drain myself as completely as I can before I head over there tomorrow. On the whole, being able to see over myself is probably more important than showing off on camera.