IT’S FIVE O’COCK SOMEWHERE - Page 7 (Patreon)

It’d be pretty impossible to not have noticed the commotion by now. The canine nurse knew immediately what had happened when she saw a pile of naughty bits sprawling across the landscape and sprinted halfway across the beach to get back to her friend.

Pushing through the crowd she expected to see her vulnerable friend sobbing with embarrassment but no...nothing like that at all. Seems a little immersion therapy was the trick, the Tanuki was smiling, chatting with the strangers who had crowded around her and posing for pictures.

Seeing her friend the Tanuki excitedly waves “Oh hey bih look what I got! Nyaaaa” as she pulls out the lifeguard hotty’s phone number. All in all it was a great day at the beach. THE END.