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JURASSIC PARK 2 (1997) Full Reaction! (Patreon)

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2021-06-10 16:01:29
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Hey there! Thank you for being a Patron! Here's the full reaction to Jurassic Park 2!

So, this was of course entertaining; like, how could it not be? But, and I explain it at the end in more detail, I feel as though nothing was... accomplished? Like, it was just kind of a repeat of the first one with some added elements, but we ultimately came to the same conclusion; DON'T FUCK WITH DINOSAURS!! Don't get me wrong; I really enjoyed the CGI and the fun of the story! But plot-wise, I feel like nothing was necessarily accomplished other than stopping a greedy dude from making more money, AGAIN. Nonetheless, I have no regrets and I enjoyed it! Thanks for watching and I hope y'all enjoy!

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 NOTE: You follow along with your own copy of the movie; I have a little timer right at the beginning where it counts down and shows the word "play" when I myself start playing the movie. If you don't have your own copy, then you'll have pretty much no idea what's happening lmao

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Hey there! Thank you for being a Patron! Here's the full reaction to Jurassic Park 2! So, this was of course entertaining; like, how could it not be? But, and I explain it at the end in more detail, I feel as though nothing was... accomplished? Like, it was just kind of a repeat of the first one with some added elements, but we ultimately came to the same conclusion; DON'T FUCK WITH DINOSAURS!! Don't get me wrong; I really enjoyed the CGI and the fun of the story! But plot-wise, I feel like nothing was necessarily accomplished other than stopping a greedy dude from making more money, AGAIN. Nonetheless, I have no regrets and I enjoyed it! Thanks for watching and I hope y'all enjoy! NOTE: You follow along with your own copy of the movie; I have a little timer right at the beginning where it counts down and shows the word "play" when I myself start playing the movie. If you don't have your own copy, then you'll have pretty much no idea what's happening lmao

Comments

Gemma Redson

If you hate stupid people in these movies, definitely skip the third one! My fave bit of trivia from this one though is that the unlucky guy in San Diego is credited literally as "unlucky bastard" (and is also the screenwriter)

Emily Gray

The third movie I actually liked. I know my opinion is not terribly popular in that but... The third movie is purely a rescue attempt. No politics or attempts to 'save the park'... They do find something interesting and learn a couple things that are somewhat relevant in future movies regarding inGen's motives and behavior of velociraptors. Other than that, someone inadvertently gets stuck on one of the islands and people go on a rescue mission. I also like to see the return of Sam Neil and Laura Dern (Dr. Alan Grant and Elie Sattler from the first movie).