Wizard vs Wizard - Reaganomics (Patreon)

beat by Spenser Hodge

vocals by Britain Ryan Strah

recorded in 2014?

Lyrics:

Let me tell yall bout Reaganomics

It's the trickle-down theory of macroeconomics

it's my favorite system and  my favorite topic

it gets me high like dat endo grow with fuckin hydroponics

It's blowing up big like a bomb that's atomic

clean out your ass like it was a colonic

it gives a little respite but is shaky like tectonics

but like by boys in Luniz "I got five on it"

It was made by a man, a man with a plan,

rheumatoid arthritis and really shaky hands

The man was rich and white and owned land

so he's like, "If I can make it, anyone can!"

So he propagated systems where the money trickles down

the rich get all the money and distribute it through town

but that's not how it works and that's not how people act

Reagan took the lower class, and he fucked them in the ass

Ronald Reagan

Why'd you go? We could have used your wisdom more

Ronald Reagan

Jellybean Gentleman, someday we'll meet up in heaven

Ronald Reagan

I think about you, I hope someday my dream comes true

and we meet up in heaven

and then I get to kill and eat you

I know what you're saying, "Man, don't hate,

I lived through the 80's and Reagan was great

he rebounded the economy, defeated communism

started the war on drugs and put all the thugs in prison

The Reagan era also saw a rise in circumcision

Evangelical-ism, privatization, patriotism and capitalism

income disparity, racial imparity

if you wanna hear worse, there's more, just bare with me

Let me tell y'all about a little affair

called Iran-Contra, happened over there

in Nicaragua, we gave the Contra 

money from guns we sold to Iran

now it wasn't Ronald's plan, but he didn't understand

Olly north's clandestine moves or where they once began

and nobody could prove his complacence, so they all just assumed ignorance

and ineptitude, in this dude, Reagan numbers were down and that wasn't good

he put his cowboy hat on and say fuck these bitches no regrets

and so he focused on the commies and bringing down the Soviets

he threw out a fuckin dank speech cause that's how he ball 

he said

(audio clip) "Gorbachev, tear down this wall"

Ronald Reagan

Why'd you go? We could have used your wisdom more

Ronald Reagan

Jellybean Gentleman, someday we'll meet up in heaven

Ronald Reagan

I think about you, I hope someday my dream comes true

I hope Jesus will fly me up to heaven

and then me and St. Paul are gonna eat you

Ronald Reagan

ya Mother Fucker

I want to eat your body