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Hey everyone... I’m really not sure how to start this, but this is something that’s been on my mind for a while. I've decided that drawing is no longer for me. I'm sorry, but I can't deny it any longer. I need to follow my dreams.

And that is to become a spider farmer.

Can you imagine it? A world filled with spider products. Spider-silk-made, clothes, swimwear, spider venom soda and whatnot. Even the wonderful spider eggs to drill into your minds so you too can follow the will of the Spider Lords.

I'll have all manner of spider products on store shelves. What stores you ask? All of them. I wish for everyone to have a CSLucaris brand spider product so that you too can join the spiders.

So yeah, this is it. Goodbye art world. It's time to cultivate some spiders.

Comments

Erika Lee

You had me going there for a second, gg

Anonymous

You Git! You really had me there for a moment!

YamiSpyro

Good luck in your endeavours

Russell McBride

I have been wondering who the first person to start making jokes today would be, and here you are at 1:23 am. Congratulations lol

Leves

Too much animal crossing?

Anonymous

Well follow your dreams I guess...

Anonymous

Had me scared for a minute, jesus-

RikuVAnueva

Those tarantulas on your island must’ve poisoned the shit outta you haha

Xaq

So that was YOUR island I landed on earlier tonight. Good to know. *pulls out rocket launcher* Now hold still for a moment.

Anonymous

Had me going for exactly 20 seconds. XD. But just in case, the first spider product I wanna see is a lewd of Waifu!Luca Spider. Get got by loopholes. Lol

Mordred pendragon

If you’re interested in spiders how about some Lewds of that spider faunus from rwby vol 5 trifa

Lord-ZombTune

And if this isn't a prank Good for you!

Mr.J91

You had me going for about 5 seconds before I realised what day it is 😂

A cooking sloth

If this isn't a prank, I'm big down for this

Blue-LeadersQ

Awesome Work 👍😄🙂😃😺😁😀

Anonymous

You had me in the first half not gonna lie.

Dylan Hooper

You almost had me for a second

Nathan Green

Christ Alive I was worried for a moment there

Marco Valentin

As an arachnophobe, I'm about to have a conniption.

FlamingHalo

you do you have fun

Anonymous

finally the content i have been looking for on this site. truly you are a god in spider form!