Smash Series 1/5 - Palutena (Patreon)

Artwork done by Gisarts

Story commissioned by Paulie25

I tried my best to slow my breath. To play it cool, to play it suave. Try and act like I wasn’t freaking out on the inside… but who was I fooling? I was on top of the world, way too excited to hide it! I nearly hyperventilated when I got that letter with a little red sticker on it… I just couldn’t believe it!

The Smash Bros Fighting League as it is known is… well, who am I kidding? I don’t need to explain it to you, you’ve definitely heard about it before! I mean it’s just the biggest fighting league in the world with venues that span whole planets, and a roster of legendary heroes and villains from all across the damn multiverse! I’m an enormous fan, I’ve gone to like twenty of these events in my time… and so when they announced a special contest for fans where one lucky winner would get the chance to spar with their five favorite fighters, I mean, how could I resist?! Sure, I knew there were probably millions of others signing up, I’d have probably have better odds buying a lotto ticket, but… I mean it was cheap, just had to send in a passionate letter and hope I got chosen! 

And… as you can probably surmise… I won! I actually won! As I stood there in the waiting room, my starry eyes to the ceiling, I still couldn’t quite fathom it all. I’d get to meet my favorite Smashers! And probably get roughed up by ‘em, which trust me, is a dream all in of itself… haha, see, to be honest with you, I’m no fighter. I do think I look kinda snazzy in the Brawler outfit they put on me, but… I’m honestly kind of a wimp. I’m a bit on the scrawny side and, well, I’m even weaker than I look. But with my interests that’s not really a big deal…

Heheh, see, truth be told… I’m a huge sub! It’s true, I dream of being stepped on or sat on by girls all the time! I’m always looking up any kind of media I can on women dominating dudes… femdom, some people call it! Yeah I’ve wanted some chick to establish dominance on me for a long time… I wouldn’t even mind if it hurt. Actually, one day in college I turned a hallway corner and bumped into a girl, made her drop her books… was listening to tunes, not paying attention, definitely my bad. Before I could say sorry she punched me square in the face! I was on the floor and when I looked up I saw right up her skirt as she prepared to stomp me in the stomach! As I was holding my gut afterward, I realized I was hard as a rock… heh, I loved it! Sadly, that’s my only real life experience towards this kind of thing…

Atleast… until today. For you see, my five favorite Smashers are all super hot babes! And no, I don’t just support them because they’re beautiful and shapely ladies that could kick my ass and charge me for it… buuuut, it sure doesn’t hurt! And today, mmmf… today I’ve got this golden chance to not just meet them all but to s-spar with them. Like, wrestle around with them or, or even just let them beat me up however they want! Each of them, for fifteen minutes, all in a row!! I’d ask you to pinch me, but… well, no offense, but… I’d much rather have one of them do it!!

“Eeeeee…!” escaped from my lips as my fists shook and I bobbed up and down a bit, jittery with joy and excitement about what awaited me. I was so caught up in it, I actually missed when the attendant called for my name…

“...Hey. Hey!” she yelled. 

I snapped out of my stupor and stood at attention, arms to my sides like a rigid soldier. “Y-Yes ma’am?”

The attendant was dressed like the stereotypical secretary with lengthy bared legs… she was a looker! I felt my face turn a bit red as our eyes met… uh-oh. If I couldn’t handle this, I’d definitely end up doing something embarrassing in front of one of the Smash girls… ah, but better to do and apologize later than never act at all, I suppose.

“You’re up.” she said, motioning towards the door at the far side of the room.

“Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh…!” I muttered, reality sinking in quickly and overwhelmingly. “Hoooooooo boy oh boy oh boy, wh-which one…? Uh, wh-which girl, uh, fighter is up first…?”

“It’s the goddess herself.” the attendant answered, not bothering to look up at me from her notepad. “Palutena insisted on being the first one up, actually… and nobody says no to her.”

My heartbeat quickened rapidly. Good lord… like, no, literally, good lord! Lady Palutena?! Of all the ones to start with! My mouth seemed to dry a bit just at the thought… I’d be in there with Palutena for fifteen minutes as the opening act?! I’m not even sure how I’d last five minutes with her, and I’m not talking about fighting here! I had a lot nerves and trepidation but sheer excitement definitely overrode that. I stormed over with a beaming smile and a blush already on my face. As I walked past the attendant I tried not to ogle her, and as I glanced away I noticed a lengthy window panel looking into the room I was heading towards… on the inside, the room looked entirely sterile, just a blank white square with nothing inside. That struck me as a little peculiar, but nowhere near enough to slow me down!

I opened the door and walked right in to Heaven… funnily enough, that was exactly my thought at the time, but little did I know how literal that statement would be. Indeed on the other side I ended up stepping foot on a golden pavement, gazing into the deepest blue sky I’d ever seen. Marble pillars and a pristine fountain, a chapel with a majestic statue of a very familiar and voluptuous figure… by the Gods, I was actually here at Palutena’s Temple! I was gobsmacked, stunned at how something like this could be possible. I heard the attendant shut the door before me, tipping me on to the fact that this was still the room I walked into. I hadn’t teleported… could it be? Was this all some kind of AR trick? But the room wasn’t near so big, what kind of tech was this…? Honestly I never found out the exact answer to that but that’s okay, it just made the whole thing that much more magical in my mind…

I trekked a bit through the hallowed walls and felt entirely unworthy as I stepped up to the temple. I looked up at the statue of Lady Palutena in all her magnificence… something a bit dirty came to my mind as I found myself stepping closer and closer, my head dropping as I glanced up and, yeah it was blatant as could be that I was checking to see what was under the skirt of the statue… 

“Hey now. Surely you should know better than to be so sinful around here…?”

That voice… that beautiful, angelic voice… a tingle of excitement hit my whole body when I heard it. Something may have even twitched a bit just at the sound alone. I recognized that voice anywhere… I turned around looked to see none other than Palutena herself, in all her glory. And me oh my, was she ever glorious. Standing there in the golden rays of her holy temple, it only magnified her magnificence… I couldn’t tell if the blurred, starry vision that overtook me was from the bright sky or just something I was picturing as I gazed at that gorgeous face…

Palutena was a literal goddess, and certainly she had a body to match. From several feet away I could already tell she was taller than I, owing pretty much entirely to how scrumptiously long her legs were. She stood wielding her staff, a golden crown atop her head, matching her bracelets, neck band and necklace… her white dress with the red trim and the thin fabric that in the sun happened to show off her silhouette through it, that was all deeply familiar to me. I did notice that she’d opted against bringing her shield, certainly she didn’t need that, even if I did try to attack her. 

More curiously, the legging that was standard for her fighting attire on her left leg was gone too save for a single lacey band above her knee, and the extra straps on the shoe were also missing. That was wonderful for me, because I got to see a loooot more of her bared leg than normal, and… upon closer inspection, it seemed she was also missing the inner layer of her skirt. Subtly, but most certainly, she was a lot more exposed from the waist down than normal. D-Did she take that off just for this meeting as well…? S-Surely that’s wishful thinking on my behalf, this is an a-actual, living, breathing goddess we’re talking about here…

Something in the back of my head told me to be respectful and not leer at her, but my every other instinct urged otherwise and that side of me won out… goodness me, she was voluptuous! Shapely as could be with her firm breasts sticking out quite a bit on her slender upper half, which also stood in contrast with how curvaceous she was from the hips on down. I mean, dayam, they really told no lies! So round, such remarkably thicc thighs that looked ever so silky smooth and tempting to the touch… and God her legs were just so long and, maybe it was just the way she was standing, but her dress did nothing to hide that left leg, teasingly covering just the right one. Mmmm… and uh, while I couldn’t see it at the moment, I’ve reviewed enough footage in the interest of science to be able to tell you, she’s got a hell of an ass on her as well! Er, sorry, a heavenly ass, I should say, heheh! 

Hmm, y’know, I’ve heard it said that she actually chose her appearance… did she make herself look so desirable on purpose just to test us? Ah, probably overthinking it. Honestly if I had the choice I probably would’ve made myself into a hot waifu too, but now I’m rambling.

“Y-You… wow. You actually showed up.” I uttered, my eyes wide as dinner plates. “Th-they said you would, but… I can’t believe you actually came here just to… just to um, spar with me. Th-there’s no way I’m worthy of something like that…”

Palutena put a dainty hand to her pouty lips and hid her ladylike giggle. “Ahh, well of course you’re not!” she teased, a playful tone to her voice. She looked at me with a mischievous smirk as she explained, “Yet here you are, challenging a goddess…? And trying to peer up the skirt of my statue as well! Such a brazen man! Hmhmhm, careful now… keep that up and I might just have to smite you~”

My face reddened deeply. “W-W-Well we wouldn’t want that… I-I guess.” I replied with a nervous laugh before remembering that I’d been caught in 4k. “Errr, but about the statue, I was just… um, making sure it was p-pristine? See, I thought I saw a crack in it, and uh… w-wait, not like that!”

“Hahah, I’m merely teasing, sweetie.” she laughed. Her laugh was somehow so calming, so contagious, I just wanted to laugh with her. This despite the fact that being in her presence made me incredibly nervous. She went on, “Surely you’re not so desperate as to pine after a stone effigy! I can give you some benefit of the doubt on that…”

She winked at me. She was certainly playing with me, but I couldn’t tell in what way at that stage. Lady Palutena was infamously quite the tease… uh, in the good natured ribbing sense, that is.

However her beautiful face turned just a little bit more serious as she changed topic, “Still, I must say, to come in the presence of a higher power and not greet them with the proper respect, it’s a bit off-putting…”

She looked away a bit poshly as she flit her incredibly long, Earthly green hair to the side and it billowed like a cape in a sudden breeze that seemed so suspiciously well-timed that I think she may have actually caused it herself. While I’d seen her many, many, many times, I’d never met her myself so I wasn’t sure if she was toying with me or not on this one. To be safe, I decided to acquiesce… besides, she did deserve to be worshiped, if anyone did!

“Ah! Of course, my apologies Lady Palutena!” I barked like a subservient little pooch whilst going down to my knees, bowing my head to her greatness.

I heard what sounded like a stifled giggle, and then the commanding clop of her heels on the pavement as she stepped towards me. A nervous sweat came to my brow as I realized that she was towering over me in this moment. I had a mini battle about fighting the temptation to look up, but I lost that quickly and I’m glad I did as I peered up in time to see a flash of white panty as the skirt of her dress settled. I gasped briefly, then glanced up to her face… somehow she didn’t seem to notice, or atleast acted as such.

“Hmhm, well that’s a good start. But you should know that it’s also customary for you to… ah… hmmm...” she trailed off briefly, as if pondering how to finish that sentence. A smirk crossed her face as she put her left foot forward, closer to my face. “...kiss my feet. To show your loyalty and subservience. Very common practice!”

Is it weird to say I was honored to have this offered to me? And also a little shaken at just how cute and dainty her feet were, just from the glimpse I had in her mostly open shoes? This was in contrast to how thicc and reportedly powerful her legs were otherwise. Without a word and without a moment’s hesitation, I gladly gave her foot a kiss. A shiver went through me… I-I’d just made contact with her! Physical contact with Palutena!! And through my lips no less! I kissed her foot a few more times, getting quite into it as I went.

This time the giggle was much more clear. I looked up briefly to see sheer amusement on her face, a look that said, “Wow, I can’t believe you’re actually doing this”. I blushed, a little embarrassed, yet still feeling quite privileged at the view I was getting.

“Ahh, hah, sorry to say but you did this a bit early.” she informed me. “My feet are supposed to be bare for this…”

To my amazement she kicked her shoes away and presented her left foot once again. I’m sure I had stars in my eyes as I saw her feet exposed… and naturally I went right to kissing it again! M-Maybe a little too enthusiastically, if anything, as I began to moan a bit and sped up… the smell was strangely enchanting, certainly nothing like a mortal’s foot let me tell you! And with each kiss I got a little bit more of a taste… the urge to just open my mouth and start sucking on her toes was getting worryingly powerful. 

Palu cackled, “Hahah, okay that’s starting to tickle, heheh, that’s enough now~!”

I paused, still staring at her feet for a moment, hesitant to leave them… but eventually I felt her staff brush against my back. “Come now, rise…” she commanded, as she hooked the wings adorning the top of her staff to my chin, gently yet forcefully dragging me up to a standing position. Of course, I still had to look up a bit to glance into her gorgeous, glimmering emerald-colored eyes. She gave me a smirk and asked, “You didn’t come here just to kiss my feet, did you?”

“Uh… well…” I stammered, unable to find an adequate answer. 

Fortunately, she answered for me. “The point of the contest was that you’d have a sparring match with five fighters of your choice, right…? Hmhmhm. That being the case, we should get down to business…”

“S-Sparring…?! Oh yeah, that’s right…!” I sputtered back, my mind quickly racing at the idea. Just what was she about to do to me…? I’d be helpless to her if she came at me… beautifully, wonderfully helpless.

“Ah, don’t be so nervous. I can uh, already tell that you’d be crushed in a real fight with me. No offense. Most would be!” she said with a sincere smile. She was just telling it like it is. “Much as I like teasing, I could never just up and torture you like that.”

“Ah… I see.” I responded, trying not to sound disappointed. 

Palutena raised an eyebrow at that reaction. Once again her mischievous smirk showed itself. “But… I can certainly give you a demonstration of what I might do to you if we did have a fight. A very hands-on demonstration… hmhmhm…”

“Huh?!” I gasped, blushing intensely as my imagination started to run wild with that idea. I watched as Palutena tapped her staff to the ground. With a brilliant, quick flash of light, it found itself firmly affixed to the pavement, staying perfectly still even after she let it go. She stepped within inches of me… her breasts were about two inches from my face and visibly swayed in her dress, which seemed loose-fitting now that she just had the top layer on. It took every bit of my willpower not to look down it, though having her gorgeous face to focus on instead did make it a bit easier.

She placed a hand to my cheek. I let out a small gasp, just from that alone… her hand was so soft, so gentle… I couldn’t help but lean into it. I felt safe in her grasp. “First off, I’d probably just slap you silly.” she casually explained.

Palutena playfully pantomimed slapping me across the face and back, slowly speeding up until there was a small ‘smack’ sound. It didn’t hurt, but it was enough to embarrass me, which for me was a big win! “When you do it right, the guy sees stars for a bit.” she kept going, “And that makes it hard for him to react to the next move!”

Then she placed her free hand to the back of my head and started pulling me down. I was really hoping she was about to pull me into her breasts, but to no avail… still the outcome was a nice one, as instead she slowly hiked her right leg up, her skirt swaying to the side in motion to gradually reveal every square inch of it. This one didn’t even have the lace band on it, it was totally bare. I watched the gentle jiggle of her thigh as her leg came up bent, the point of her knee pushing tenderly into my stomach. With how she was bending me over, I got a close-up look… man, her thighs were incredible. Wish she’d clap them around me…

“One of these would be a good follow-up. Knee to the gut tends to be a good way to stun somebody!” she continued on, like some kind of instructor. Meanwhile she kept pushing my head down, moving in slo-motion as she moved to the right of me. “And since you’re doubled over, another knee would be a good idea!” she explained as she slowly rose her right leg this time, and from this angle I got a hint of her ass and it’s sweet, soft, supple cheeks in addition to getting a fantastic view of her leg. Actually, it slowly dawned on me that this time the knee wasn’t the thing making contact, instead she slowly shoved her thigh into my face!

I moaned… how I could not? I’d literally dreamed about this! And man it felt so comfortable… I just wanted to nestle against it forever, what a fantastic pillow her thigh made. It was every bit as soft and luscious as it looked… ahhh, have I mentioned yet that I was in Heaven…?

“Now that one would really rock you!” she stated, slowly pulling my head back and straightening me up, simulating the way my body might move if she actually struck me. “Hmhmhm, honestly I think that’d be enough to finish you off, but just for fun, let’s keep going~”

I’m sure I had a big dumb grin on my face at that point… actually, I probably had that going for a while but that’s beside the point. But I was atleast aware enough to note, “Mmm, y’know, this seems… different from how you fight on TV… uh, L-Lady Palutena.”

She nodded. “Yeah, I’ll generally use light magic and my holy powers in an even fight. The others in this league, they’re not exactly normal, you know.” Palutena explained. “But for yooooou…”

She leaned over, more than she probably had to, and put her finger to my chest. From that angle I absolutely couldn’t help but look down her dress, coming furiously close to seeing her nipples. Unnnngggfff… I was losing it as she finished, “...hmhm, yeah, I’d definitely just use my feet!”

Damn… I’ve never felt so lucky to be a wimp! 

She leaned back, up against her staff. I was staring right at her but somehow I still didn’t see her next move, her leg hiking up rapidly. One instant she was standing still, the next her bare foot was centimeters from my face! I gasped… and I’m certain my dick twitched from the sight. Her high kick caused her skirt to billow down around her hips and… man, wish I had a camera for that moment, what a beautiful view as I saw down her long powerful leg and to her crotch. Her panties looked so silky, I’d have loved to touch them… especially while she was still wearing them! Playfully, Palutena’s toes booped my nose. “Boom. Knockout shot!” she grinned.

With that, the goddess turned around… quickly enough that her skirt whirred up and showed off her remarkable, bountiful booty for just a second! Did she do that on purpose?! I was starting to bounce up and down a bit, my excitement growing by the moment, this experience was unlike anything that’d ever happened to me before. I kept on watching her, bewildered at her fluid movements. She gripped her staff and twirled around it, gazing right through me with a confident smile as her hips swung left and right, teasingly baring themselves at the apex of each swing, her lithe body ebbing and flowing like water…

After doing a spin on her staff that for all the world seemed like a pole dancing maneuver, she leaned in and this time let me see her kick coming in slow motion. She actually said “wwwwoosh” as her bare foot neared, then once again said “boom” as the top of her beautiful foot grazed my cheek… it kept going past as she arched her body to the left, once more teasing me with the side of her ass. Her leg then stopped and reversed course, letting her heel slide along my face instead. I couldn’t help but kiss it as it went by… seems like she pretended not to notice.

Palutena leaned against the staff as the sole of her foot pressed deep into my face, then slid down my chest. I shook and shuddered at that… she lowered her foot, but then reared it back as she explained, “Now, for most, I’d probably leave it at that. I’m no sadist, after all. Buuuuut, you’re a real naughty little guy, so I think you deserve a little more punishment~”

“Yes please…!” I muttered under my breath. She raised an eyebrow. I just froze, trying to process the fact that I actually just said that… but thankfully she smirked once more, before delivering another slo-mo kick. I expected it to soar high again but to my surprise, instead her instep went between my legs, the top of her foot sliding across my inner thigh and, to my utter shock and ultimate delight, pushed against my crotch! 

I gasped quite loudly and embarrassingly as her foot easily found my balls and pushed them upwards into my shaft. My dick was throbbing and I dared not look but, I was wearing pretty tight spandex so it had to be obvious how ridiculously hard I was. “Ah, went too hard there, did I?” Palutena said with a wink, clearly enjoying my reaction. “Bit of a sensitive spot, I know. Hmhm, my next one will be far gentler, don’t worry~”

Next one?! I was elated to hear more was coming as she once more grabbed her staff, her hips wiggling, thicc thighs jiggling as she twirled playfully around it before lifting up her leg, bent at the knee. She pushed her foot forward gradually… the slow speed made for quite the tease as her foot neared, and I realized this time she was aiming a little bit higher than the last quote-on-quote ‘kick’... I felt my heart pound as I saw that her dainty, soft little foot was approaching my erection, her toes wiggling! I stood frozen waiting for it, it felt like hours were passing, I almost thought she was just teasing and wasn’t going to really do it… 

But then… I felt it.

I felt a pleasure that I wasn’t familiar with, a level of ecstasy that was foreign to me. I felt Palutena’s bared foot press against the bottom of my erect cock and the thin pants between them did nothing to bog down the friction as her foot just kept pushing until she’d pinned my dick to my abdomen.

I reared my head back and let out a howl, unable to hide my sheer joy as wave after wave of delight rippled through my body. Meanwhile, Palutena seemed to ignore the yell this time, putting on an inquisitive look as she stared down at my crotch.

“Hmm…? What’s this?” she asked no one in particular, wiggling her foot and brushing it against my dick, earning an even deeper moan in the process. She smirked a playful smirk and teased, “Ohhh, tutut… surely they briefed you on the rules of these sparring matches! Items are off, silly boy, you’re not allowed to sneak a weapon in here! Heheh, sooooo naughtyyy!” she cooed, continuing to grind her foot against my cock.

It’s still hard to believe this was all real. I wouldn’t believe it, in fact, if not for the intense sensation between my legs, a sensation that I knew for a fact my dreams were incapable of emulating. And much to my shock and awe, as the goddess lifted her staff up once more she cooed to me, “That one’s gonna earn you a loooot of bonus reps!”

She made a shot of raising her staff above her head, holding it with both hands as she swung it behind my head and used it to pull me slowly forward as she removed her foot from my groin only to repeatedly deliver half-speed front stomps to my dick, gas pedaling my cock in what amounted to the most elaborate footjob I’d ever seen… and damn, it felt incredible. As I moaned and groaned and neared an eruption, my legs weakened… her slow pushing eventually brought me down to my knees. Her foot slid up my shaft, getting a quiver out of me before pushing my bulge down to the ground. She was standing in an incredibly dominant position at this point, towering over my prone body with her foot to my crotch… 

It felt… right. It felt like I was born to be in this position.

As she slowly pressed a little more weight down on my groin, I realized that I was eye level with her crotch as she bent over just that little bit… her skirt once again failed miserably at hiding her panties and I couldn’t possibly stop staring. I put my hands out to touch her thigh… she didn’t seem to mind as my fingers minded the softness of her leg. And… this all became just far too much… my lust began to take hold of me. I couldn’t help it, the feeling was so great that I gripped her thicc thigh tightly and, like a dog, started to hump that leg! 

Palutena gasped a bit as I gave her leg a pounding, my tongue sticking out no doubt as I was just in way too deep to care about dignity. “Hey now…” she noted, her voice a little more stern than usual as she lifted her foot away and then slowly, but more forcefully than before, pushed it against my nuts. That time it actually stung as she reminded me how easily she could crush them. As she did this she purred, “Easy there, tiger. This is my demonstration, I’m the one who decides when it’s time for you to blow. Understand~?”

“Y-Y-Yes Lady Palutena! Ow, s-sorry…” I hissed. She smirked and stepped away. 

“Mmm, that said, give me just a moment…” she noted, reaching down. To my shock and amazement, she gripped her panties and slid them down her lengthy legs, taking them off right in front of me! She took a moment to spin the lacy garment on her finger, looking down at me with a relieved smirk. “Ahhhh, that feels better. Hmhmhm, judging by the look on your face, you didn’t expect that, yes…? Us Goddesses, we don’t tend to like wearing panties too much. They won’t let me on TV without them… seemed improper to disrobe in front of you, but after that display, I can see that dignity isn’t really a concern~”

I was stunned. I glanced down and saw that now, frustratingly, her skirt was doing a much better job of covering her up, but still, just to know that she was now all but naked under there… I couldn’t believe what was happening. She was having a lot of fun with me, I could tell, but still, to go so far… and then, if that weren’t enough, I looked back up in time to see that she’d dropped those panties right on my face! I gasped… and, after 0.22 milliseconds of hesitating, I took in a big inhale, taking in her mesmerizing scent and letting out an impassioned shudder.

“Goodness, you really are the desperate sort!” she remarked with a chuckle. “Just shameless… haha, you’re lucky to be so cute, you know~”

My eyes shot wide as I realized what I was doing, hurriedly pulling those panties off of my face. “Oh! I-I-I’m so… I just, I got caught up in the moment, I’m… s-s-so sorry!”

She waved it off. “Ohh, relax. I’ve had people begging for me to step on them for an eternity, I’m more than comfortable with this, sweetie. In a way, I admire your brashness…” Palutena noted. “And, by the way, go ahead and hang on to that if you’d like, they’ll be sure to provide me with a new pair.”  

My mouth was agape as I stared at her panties, blessed by what they’d been touching… I gently folded it and pocketed it, knowing I’d get a lot of mileage out of it. What can I say…?

Meanwhile Palu was smirking like always as she stood tall, her staff now back at her side. “Now then, we don’t have long now before the time limit hits so we should move on.I think it’s only fair that you get a turn in this demonstration.”

“Uh… what…?” I stuttered.

“In our sparring match, sweetie. That’s what this is, right…?” she asked, with a wink. “I showed you how I’d fight you. Now it’s your turn.”

She gestured for me to rise and I followed along with that. The goddess continued, “If you had to take me down, by all means, show me how you’d do it. And uh, for the record, you don’t have to hold back like I did… something tells me it’s not going to make much difference~”

“Uh. Um, okay, well. I guess, if I had to try something to take you down, it’d be… um, I’d try to tackle you I guess.” I remarked, contemplating this seriously for once.

She nodded. “Sounds good to me. Well then, go on. Try me.”

My mind was racing at this point. The friction concluded just before I’d have likely exploded, my dick was so ready to continue, but I had to block that out for now. She wanted me to take this seriously, it seemed. So with a deep breath, I ducked low and went for a takedown, like I’d seen on TV.

I wrapped my arms around her legs, my shoulder to her thigh as I charged in with all I had. But of course, she was leagues beyond me and I could never harm her even if I wanted to. She didn’t budge, standing perfectly still as I struggled against her powerful legs… slowly the position sank in. My face was pressing against her left inner thigh, my hands running up her lengthy, soft legs. I was beginning to regret wearing gloves but that’s neither here nor there.

“Hmmm, this is your fighting style, huh?” Palutena asked with a chuckle. “It’s got a hole or two in it, I must say. I can already see how I’d counter it…”

She took a step forward and the next thing I knew I was perfectly between her legs, the back half of her skirt billowing over the crown of my head… and then, I was thrust into a place of absolute inner peace down to my very soul as her legs tried to close around me, my face smooshed between her luscious thighs. My, my, they were so very warm, so very comfortable… I just, wanted to stay there forever. Slowly, her legs shifted around me as she stepped forward a little bit more. Palutena took her hand to her skirt and brushed it away to make room as her legs began to coil around my neck… I’d definitely had a dream that went a lot like this, as a pantiless Palutena now had me caught in a headscissor! A standing scissor no less, just exuding her dominance over me… in that position, I let out a happy sigh, my hands continuing to caress her luscious thighs. Why did our ‘match’ have to have a time limit…? I never wanted to see this end!

“Hmhmhm, now you’re trapped down there.” Palutena boasted. “And I can do even more than that to ensure you don’t escape…”

She bent backwards, reaching her staff down until it was beneath my chin. She pulled me up, about as high as I could go on my knees, and… yet another gasp left my lips as I realized that the back of my head was being pushed right into her bare ass!

It was a heavenly pillow for me as I was entirely trapped… not that I tested it at all, there was nowhere on this planet I’d rather be! Or anywhere in existence, I suppose, is the more appropriate thing to say given where we are…

“Mmm, see? See where an attack like that gets you~?” the goddess joked as I massaged her sweet, sweet thighs, all too excited, my member dancing in my spandex.

“I-I’ll be sure to… try it more often…!” I remarked, between joyous moans…

“Ah, you really are a doll, hmhmhm…”

She took a moment to pat me on the head like a little pet. “Mmm. So by the way. Are you still curious about that statue…?”

“Ohhh, now that I have the real thing, I haven’t thought about it at all, Lady Palutena~” I beamed.

“Hahaha, well that’s understandable. But you should know, it’s more detailed down there than you might expect.” she purred playfully.

“Huh…? R-Really…?” I asked, just soaking in the comfort of my position.

“Indeed. I’d like to show you.” she confirmed. Sadly that meant releasing me from the hold. “Mmm, stay in that position on your hands and knees for a moment.”

She didn’t have to tell me twice, I was happily staying on all fours as she stepped to the side of me. Palutena once more affixed her staff to the ground, not needing it anymore. Then, she pushed the back of her skirt way up high and sat her bare ass upon my back. I groaned from the feeling, as she kicked up her legs, putting her full weight on me via her voluptuous, shapely, jiggling booty. 

“Be a dear and walk us over there, we need to be a little closer.” she commanded. And indeed, like her little slave, I crawled on over, carrying her on my back. I wasn’t even embarrassed by this, it only seemed natural to treat her this way. It only seemed natural to be as subservient to her as humanly possible.

“Mmm, that’s good, sweetie. Now then, take a closer look.” she said, getting me to stop. I glanced up towards the statue. I still couldn’t quite see up the skirt. I leaned in close, squinting my eyes to see what she meant…

As I did this I felt the weight on my back shift and suddenly disappear. In that next instant, Palutena was standing in front of me and I was accidentally looking right up her skirt instead - and for good measure, she summoned a gust of wind that blew it upwards, showing off her magnificent womanhood to me! 

I swear I’m not making this up: I heard a heavenly chorus and saw a golden glow as I gazed upon what had to be the most beautiful pussy that had ever existed, pristine and tight… and, just a little bit glazed over with wetness with what I could see, showing that she really had enjoyed herself.

“Kiss it.” she commanded.

I had barely the time to process the words, my body moved on it’s own, lurching forward to give her pussy a smooch, my lips meeting hers, as it were. Instinctively my tongue looked for a taste, but she backed away with a quiet moan. “Mmm, good boy. Now then, you’ve seen what I’m hiding… how about you show me what you’ve got down there? Heheh, I’ve certainly felt it enough but I’d like to see it for myself. It seems so eager to show itself…”

I nodded dumbly, and slid my pants down to my knees without a thought, my erection bobbing in the wind. She seemed pleased at the sight, and I’d never been prouder in my life than to see that. 

“Me oh my, what have we here…?” she asked no one in particular as she knelt down before me. Her breasts bounced and jiggled at her quick movement and bobbed in front of my face… I could see a hint of areola this time as she bent over in front of me… and to my delight, her hand reached down between my legs.

“OhhhhhHHHH!” I groaned as her gentle hand took hold of my erection. My cock danced in her grip as she delicately fondled it.

“Mmmm… this offering pleases me~” she said with a wink. “Let’s see what awaits inside, hmmm?”

Her soft hand began to pump and down my shaft with a level of skill I’d never thought possible. Surely she’s worked over countless men like me in her time, and it showed… I moaned from deep in my soul as within moments I felt myself about to explode…

Just then… an unwelcome noise hit my ears. A loud buzzer rang out, as if blaring from a PA system above us. 

Palutena had to have been just one or two strokes away from finishing me when she stopped dead, her hand frozen at the top of my cock, her thumb resting on the head of my member. She smiled her most mischievous grin yet as she remarked, “D’awwww… what a shame. Looks like our time is up. Hmhmhm, ahh, can’t be helped, rules are rules~”

From the look in her eye I could tell, she’d done this on purpose! She is, indeed, an infamous tease after all… to my dismay, she took her hand away from my penis and stood. I watched as she licked her fingers and palm. “Mmm, you’ve a nice taste. I’ll make sure to remember it. Hmhmhm, you’ve been a fun one to toy with, we’ll have to do it again some time~”

My cock ached for release. I wanted to be mad, but… I couldn’t. I just couldn’t will up any anger around her. “P-Please do… I want nothing more in life than to serve you, Lady Palutena.”

She put her hand to her mouth and stifled a giggle. “Mmm, we’ll have to pick up where we left off some time then. But for now, you’ve got a long day ahead of you. Tata for now~”

Angelic wings made of an ethereal light formed behind her, a halo appeared above her head and a brilliant glow emanated from her before, in an instant, she disappeared, making use of her teleportation magic. And there I was, still on my knees with my throbbing member out…

…and a huge, dopey smile on my blushing face. To think, this was just the start of it all! This would already go down as the greatest day of my life if it ended right now! I couldn’t wait for the next match! And I wouldn’t have long… I’d picked five of my favorite Smash hotties, one which was next in line?!

To be continued…