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After we were back from the camping trip, Joe discovered some visible red puffy bumps on his butt. And I soon found out I had the same bumps all over my body as well and it was getting itchy. 

First we thought it was the mosquitoes in the apartment, but then... (insert horrifying scream here)... he found one bed bug (no doubt from the camping cabin where we spent the night) literally sucking his blood on his leg when he was in bath. Sorry, mosquitoes.

Needless to say I immediately went into panic mode. I sprayed the product all over the apartment and my body, and we washed all the clothes and bed sheet etc. 

If I dislike camping before, this just brings my dislike of camping to a whole new level. Hopefully, you guys will choose a better and cleaner camping area than we did.

Also for a fun fact: do you know only female mosquitos suck blood?

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Danny Provencio

Oh dear. You poor things. Need more citrinella candles to ward off masquitoes. Make pets with bats. They love mosquitoes.

Jonathan

I mean could you blame the mosquitos? I would suck on that plump butt too given the chance, lol. Also omg, not bed bugs! I had a false alarm bed bug scare from staying in a cheap hotel in New York City and I did everything but nuke my house when I got back. 😰😅😜

Amanda Lee

Poor Joe. Did u help to apply some ointment on Joe's juicy 🍑?

song

Thank you Danny. But in the end I think I framed mosquitoes, cause these bites were caused by bed buys, I'm pretty sure. Ahhh, this camping trip definitely left some marks on us. XD

song

I totally understand. When I found out about the bugs, I freaked out and strip naked and threw everything into the washing machine. XD

Jan Paiva

I would do the same if I were those mosquitoes

song

Sure I did. His butt is all itchy, these bugs surely know a good place to bite... XD

song

Turns out I framed the mosquitoes, it were caused by bed bugs.

Kathryn Gynn

Poor Joe! Although the mosquitos clearly have good taste. Lovely comic - liking the traditional format!

Wil Chaney

Bed bugs are the worst! I volunteer to be the only thing biting the two of you in your bed ;-)

David Proby

Poor thing. They were trying to claim joes booty for themselves. Have had similar situation when my pets having fleas. And it takes two people to give my cat a bath, just glad he doesn’t hiss 😫

song

Turns out it was not caused by mosquitoes. It was bed bugs. I was bite too by the bed bugs between my thigh. I don't think mosquitoes could easily got there. XD

song

They were not invited to the biting party! But seriously, this camping trip... kind of sucked after I found out about the bugs.

Jan Paiva

Hahahahahahahaa. I'm now imagining Joe etching his ass every where.

song

That happened to us as well in the past, thankfully we bought the right product to deinfect the whole appartement. Ahhh, this comfirms again that I hate bugs.

Wil Chaney

My son had them in his apartment, full infestation from a not so clean friend. It is hell trying to exterminate these insidious pests. Have a sexy day, you two!

David Proby

I hear you. Lucky the fleas are temporary and after both animals are bathed, I usually rub some lavender essential oil to act as a natural repellent against fleas and the medicine is on them a day later. I hate bugs too. Almost burned the house down twice cause of a few spiders

Danny Provencio

You poor thing. I had to deal with those bed bugs last summer. Just about had a nervous break down over them. Still dealing with scars left over from scratching bites on legs. Wash everything.

Dana Tudor

That s why I never, ever go camping. I ve hated this activity since childhood, I still do. It's just not something for me🙅🏻‍♀️ That said I understand their obession with Joe's ass especially😀 I m sorry you guys had to suffer tho❤️

virtualjustin

The thought of sleeping with blood-sucking bed bugs really creeps me out. I hope you were able to collect ALL of them before they spread throughout your apartment!

Hunter ballenger

Check the edge of yall mattresses where the top and bottom from the lip. They like to hid there. If you have them, its easier to toss the mattress and get a new one. they'll hide in the walls, drawers, carpet, etc.

Efren Tirado

Yeah, my friend has been trying to convince to go camping, and this just convinced me not to go camping lol.

Akatosh

Hahaha that’s so funny, gay mosquito 😂🤣🤣😂

Tammy Dasti Fisher

Actually...... only female mosquitoes bite. (Sorry, Joe!) 😅😅😅