Towergirls Bonus Princesses: Goblin Princess 2 of the Fertile Factory Kingdom (Patreon)

Happy late Goblin Week!

The largest slave trading kingdom in all of Corona is also the home of truly experimental alchemy. While the Halflings invented the art, many a goblin would argue (with much opposition from anyone with an eye towards health and safety as not guaranteed by highly unstable regeneration potions) that their race had perfected it!

The source of this perfection lies in the deepest tunnels beneath the capital of Fertile Factory. All waste products, all the alchemical terror and run off, is collected here, and used as reagents in the production of new alchemical products. It is a carefully guarded area by the Goblins, where the heart and soul of their alchemical kingdom begins, and from whence the materials that form the basis of their industry. From this beating, underground heart, vast flows of toxic and valuable materials are pumped in, recycled, used to produce new ones, and then pumped back out to factories in the bowels of the great golden megacity above it.  This in turn produces the drugs and alchemical creations for which the kingdom is so famed.

This, of course, is all overseen by a Goblin Princess, one who documents things carefully and archives all results in a central library. This innovation is considered controversial by her contemporaries but this methodical record keeping and the scandal it brings is rivaled only by her dedication to reviving the traditional practices of goblinkind. 

 Sadly Goblins have no native written language and as such their old ways of life must be reconstructed from stories. The careful cultural research the Alchemical Maven undertakes is seen largely as an eccentric waste of time by most goblins.  Still, she does have a small, passionate group of adherents.  It is they who preach tenants of love, community togetherness, and moderation. It's all really very quaint.

Even this princess's scandals are considered amusing and worthy of mockery.