NT veRse - Bro, Your Girlfriend is Crazy! - Definition of Cuckoldry (Patreon)
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Kaid cautiously entered the apartment. Every time he came over to the girl's place he ran the risk of getting jumped immediately. It was getting to the point where he would rather walk through a dark alleyway than visit Melody in her home. To his surprise as he hung his jacket and entered the living room, Meru was there sitting on the couch eating snacks happily. The Aniyub looked over, ears perking straight up.
“Huh? Kaid?” He stopped stuffing his mouth.
“What's up.” Kaid said nervously.
“What're you doing here? Mel invite you, too?”
“Why else would I be here?” He asked, sounding a little annoyed. He stopped, looking around nervously. The woman had not made her presence known yet, which was odd.
“She here?”
“Of course!” Melody emerged from the kitchen with an apron on. She took it off and hung it as she walked into the living room.
“Sit, sit.” She ushered him beside Meru on the couch.
“We have great news.”
Kaid smelled baking. He had no idea what that meant for Melody, but Meru was happy as can be eating cookies off the table. “What's this about, Mel?” The Gnoll referred to her casually, since he was not sure what she wanted out of him around Meru.
“As I said, I got good news.” She sat down across from them, then crossed one leg over the other she leaned back.
“Basically, I got word that the attempts were a success. In commemoration of the little one in my belly I decided to do a little baking.”
Maru gasped. “Y-you're pregnant!? B-b-but we always used protection! I'm not ready to be a dad...” He whined.
“Mel have you been stealing my sperm?”
“Relax, darling. I'd never steal 'your' sperm.”
“Oh... So, what?” Meru seemed confused.
She grinned widely. “The Child belongs to Kaid.”
Meru covered his mouth and gasped. “K-kaid, how could you!?”
Kaid lifted a brow. “To be frank, I was practically molested...”
“Let's leave legal matters aside, since laws can't protect either of you from me.” She said it so calmly and casually that it did not fully sink in. Then it hit Kaid. Meru remained oblivious, sadly chewing another confection without noticing what was said.
“Mel... Why would you do this?” He asked, sounding hurt.
“It has to do with Kaid's superior Gnoll genes, and his ancestry.” She stated flatly.
“I don't think that's enough to-” Kaid began, only to see Meru nod with faint understanding.
“Eh!?”
“Oh. I see.” He still seemed upset, but not nearly as much as before.
“Anyway-” Mel moved past it.
“The Lab came back. Human with Gnoll characteristics! Can you believe it?” She clapped excitedly.
“If it's a male he'll be a complete hunk and if it's a girl, she'll be even more powerful and domineering than I am.” Mel laughed excitedly.
Kaid was horrified at the possibility of a woman more powerful and more domineering than Mel. He could only hope that he would get points for being the Dad. As he was considering the implications Mel walked over and sat down across his lap rather forwardly.
“I wanna celebrate in other ways, obviously.”
“But he's right there...” Kaid said, motioning subtly to a confounded Meru.
“I know.” Mel stared at Kaid blankly.
“But my first harem member needs to see what I do with the second. It's practically educational.”
“When exactly did I become a harem member?” Kaid grumbled. One look from Mel and he gulped.
“Y-yes Mel. Good idea, Mel.”
She patted him on his muzzle. “Good boy.” She leaned back and patted Meru on the head.
“And good boy to you, Meru, for not crying. Yet.”
“Don't make Meru cry...” Kaid groaned, covering his face with his palm. Mel hopped off and went to go check on her baking without saying a word of confirmation or denial. He supposed it was probably the best outcome he could expect. He looked to Meru awkwardly.
“Where do you stand in all this?”
Meru slid closer and latched onto Kaid's arm, looking up. His small tail was wagging. “I- I dunno. It's a bit weird, but Mel's a weird girl, so I guess it makes sense?”
“Uh... You're surprisingly nonchalant about me knocking her up and her wanting to have sex with me.”
“If I was gonna leave it was when I realized you wanted to have sex with me.” His bronze cheeks flushed.
“That... Doesn't freak you out?”
Meru shook his head. “No.” He scratched his chin lightly.
“It's fine. Thinking about it, boy or girls are fine.”
Kaid lifted a brow. “I think the same way. Though-” He looked over Meru.
“I'm more into you due to the fact that you look like... Well, you know.”
“Huh?” Meru's ears perked.
“What're you getting at?” He fully got up on the couch, leaning over Kaid. His perky rear in his tight shorts was poking up and his tail was also poking straight up. Meru furrowed his brows.
“What is it?”
“Oh.” Mel waltzed back in.
“It's because you look like a girl, honey.”
Kaid blinked. He did not expect her to just come out and say it. “That's-”
Meru lowered his head and stared down at his body. He awkwardly lifted a thin arm, flexing it. “Yeah, I guess. You should've just said so...” He mumbled.
“You knew!?”
“Yuh.” Meru rolled his eyes.
“I'm not stupid. That's why I'm trying to work out, silly. Too bad the only place I can bulk up is in my thighs and my ass so far.”
“It's those special exercises.” Mel winked, hanging the apron again.
“Meru, get Kaid ready for sex, okay? I wanna fuck him on the couch.”
They both looked at her like she was crazy. Meru's face was bright right. “B-but-”
Mel stopped and smiled menacingly at them from behind the couch. She massaged Kaid's shoulders roughly.
“I think... My least favorite thing in the world is having to say something twice.”
“Got it!” Meru gulped, sliding down between Kaid's legs.
“What do I do?” His ears drooped adorably and his tail curled between his legs as he stood there on his knees.
“You- if-” Kaid stammered. He stopped to gather his senses and pick his words.
“If you're okay with it, starting by just... Taking it out and stroking it is fine. Only if you want to! I'll take the heat.” Kaid leaned down and whispered.
“Maybe she's like a predator and can only chase one of us...”
“I think she can chase multiples.” Meru lamented, reaching for Kaid's zipper and buttons. He opened the pants with some effort. The growing bulge immediately came out like one of those pop-up tents, since Kaid was already becoming fairly hard. Meru's eyes widened. He quickly grabbed it, as if trying to take control of a snake that was attacking him. Slowly, the Aniyub settled down and started stroking it with both hands while looking up. He was leaning back to keep his face away from the monstrous thing. Kaid noticed and rested a hand on top of Meru's head. One ear was flattened off to the side while the other stood straight up.
“Eh?”
Kaid took a deep breath. He dared to be bold. “I mean... It's not gonna bite, right?”
Meru seemed to realize that fact and nod. “Right.” He got closer and made a face.
“It smells.”
“Bad?”
“Not bad, just weird.”
“You uh, wanna taste?” Kaid asked.
“Kay.” Meru leaned in, closing his eyes with his tongue out. The flat of Meru's bumpy tongue touched the tip of Kaid's cock, wetting it with saliva. He licked up then drew his tongue back in, rolling the taste around his mouth and deliberating. Off to the right Kaid's eyes widened. He did a double take to see Melody grinning at them both from beside the couch. Without looking, Meru went in for another lick, then a kiss. As he pulled back a strand of saliva and precum connected his tempting lips to Kaid's cock. The Gnoll could not be harder than he was in that moment. It was not possible. Meru opened his eyes and stared up at Kaid from beneath the member.
`Ah... I was wrong. This is the hardest I could possibly be.`
“Wow! That's throbbing.” Mel observed cheerfully.
“I can't get it like that. You got something to say for yourself?” Kaid shook his head. She leaned down and gripped Meru's ears like he was a rabbit, gently guiding him back.
“What about you?”
“I dunno!” He raised his hands.
“Mercy!”
“Fiiine. Sit back and watch.” Mel ordered, shimmying out of her panties. For the first time since he came in Kaid noticed she was wearing a little dress. That meant no pants. She threw a leg over his lap to skillfully straddle him and guided his throbbing cock inside. Melody threw her head back and moaned.
“Oh man! That's it right there! I knew bringing Meru into this was a good idea...” It seemed to Kaid like she was simply thinking out loud. She rested a hand on his shoulder, lowering herself over his cock as deep as he could go. Mel bit her bottom lip suggestively, curling her head to one side as she began to ride. Kaid shakily rested hands on her hips. Unlike Mel, however, he was more aware of Meru. He was watching wide eyes as he fucked his girl. Kaid knew it was not his fault, but he still felt a little bad. Mel had no shame at all. She continued to moan lewdly, practically taunting the blushing Meru with the sounds she was making.
As she continued to move her hips over Kaid's lap she finally acknowledged Meru just to reach down and place two fingers under his chin as he pouted. She slid her hand up his jaw to his cheek, then over his lips. Then, as she let out another pleasured gasp three fingers slid inside his lips. He felt embarrassed to suck on them obediently as she rode his best friend. When she pulled her fingers free and kept her hand there he licked and kissed the back of her palm like a dog. In response she stroked his hair affectionately.
Kaid almost could not take the treatment Meru was getting. Doing what she did to him was one thing, but Kaid wanted to protect his friend. Still, he was not sure what he could do, if anything. She felt quite serious when she claimed that nothing could protect them.
“Hey!” She reached up, gripping either side of Kaid's face.
“What's with that look!?” She narrowed her eyes at him.
“N-nothing! Promise.” He masked it by trying to kiss her. She giggled and licked his teeth and kissed his muzzle, looking down smugly at a shaking Meru as she did it.
“That's right. Nothing. Because you're both so nice and well behaved, right?” She taunted.
Kaid gritted his teeth. “Y-yes...”
“You wouldn't be thinking about doing anything bad, would you?” she reached up and scratched Kaid's head between his ears.
“Not at all.” He swore.
Melody nodded, closing her eyes. “Mmn... Cumming.” She intoned, keeping him deep. She settled in and moved her hips just a little bit, then stopped and basked in an orgasm of her own design. She was doing all the work. Kaid was just along for the ride. She gasped.
“Ah!” Mel then leaned forward and hugged Kaid around his thick, fuzzy neck.
“This so good! Maybe I'll become Kaid's girl, instead.”
Meru whimpered from the side. “Don't say stuff like that, Mel.”
“Come on.” Kaid complained, looking to Meru apologetically.
“Look. At. Me.” Mel ordered, turning Kaid to face only her and not Meru.
“Who cares if I leave one man for another? I already got what I want... This dick is divine. Your twink body is fun, darling, but it seems like all you're really good for is getting teased while you fluff your friend for me like a simp.” She winked.
“Well... What else can we expect from an estrogen-imbalanced Beastfolk femboy.”
“That's so mean!” Meru shouted impotently, balling his hands into weak fists only to hold them at his sides in frustration.
“Mel why're you being so mean to me right now?”
“I wonder?” She asked, touching her lips coyly.
“You love it when I tease your little P-spot so why is this suddenly any different.”
Kaid coughed, covering his muzzle with his large hand to avoid making a sound. He was feeling his own cock strain as her tightness enveloped him. He shut his eyes tightly, unable to stop it any longer. He did not wish to, but as Mel was in the middle of teasing his friend Kaid released, filling her to the point of overflowing. She was already pregnant by her own admission, so it did not matter if it got in, nor if it went to waste. He slumped back in exhaustion.
“Mel...” Kaid complained.
“Oh relax!” Mel laughed.
“I'm kidding. Maybe.” She offered a little shrug to completely confuse them with her response.
“I can live with only one man.”
“We're a triangle, though, right? Not a web?”
She immediately got what he was getting at. “Oh, I suppose... A triangle. Yeah, that's fine.” She relented. He hated to say it, but he had to.
“Well, that means if I'm only yours then Meru is only mine!”
“Huh?” She made a face.
“No, that's not what that means.”
Kaid nodded to Meru. “It means you're not gonna leave Meru, right?”
“Ugh.” Mel rolled her eyes.
“I can't have any fun, can I?” She smirked.
“What if I say that I don't want him but you can't have him either. Maybe I'll just keep him locked up and frustrated forever?”
“That's too much...” Kaid remarked.
“Hah? Too much? Who decides that?”
“I- I guess it's you.” Kaid admitted,
Mel smiled. “That's right. Me. I decide.” She got off of him, leaking down her thigh freely.
“Oh! Brownies are turning into 'burnedies.'”
-
After the sex Kaid and Meru got close to whisper to each-other. Meru whispered up with a determined expression.
“That kid's gonna become a terror.”
“Yeah, I agree, but what can we do?”
“It's yours, so I feel pretty strongly that we gotta work together to make sure they don't turn into a freak like Mel.”
“You're now realizing she's a freak?”
Meru furrowed his brow. “I know she was a freak, obviously. We've done plenty of weird stuff. Plus she's hot. But now there's more at stake. We gotta work together to help raise the baby to be a good person.”
Kaid nodded. “Solid plan. Just one problem... Melody.”
“We'll figure something out.” Meru shrugged.
“What're you boys talking about?” Mel shouted from the kitchen.
“Nothing!” They both shouted back at the same time.