Ortie 23 (Patreon)

Some things make people iredeemably dumb.

Like ALCOHOL. And buttsex.

Let's not even talk about getting buttsexed by an alcohol bottle.

You get really fackin dumb.

It might also feel great tho.

Until the bottle breaks and you get jagged glass stuck in your anus.

Good thing is, if the alcohol is strong enough it'll disinfect itself.

Good luck pooping that out tho.